[QUOTE=Sputn!k;24095476]My orthodontist has a staff of hot 20-something mexican nurses :smug:[/QUOTE]
You have no reason to be smug. Your orthodontist is the one banging the hot 20-something Mexican nurses, not you.
[QUOTE=emperor doug;24095387]who fucking cares shithead
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that was genuine hilarity you made me laugh out loud
I like how you have the image of a nurse when the thread was CLEARLY about dentists.
[QUOTE=spacedooky;24096421]If you stuff it in your waistband it doesn't stick up vertically, rather it's parallel to your chest.[/QUOTE]
If your boner reaches your chest, there's something wrong.
[QUOTE=Upgrade123;24097481]If your boner reaches your chest, there's something wrong.[/QUOTE]
Or there's something right.
[QUOTE=Upgrade123;24097481]If your boner reaches your chest, there's something wrong.[/QUOTE]
I don't think so :q:
[QUOTE=Upgrade123;24097481]If your boner reaches your chest, there's something wrong.[/QUOTE]
Parallel doesn't mean next to it.
The name of the girl in the nurse's outfit is Miri Hanai.
You can thank TinEye.
[QUOTE=pedroion;24097735]Happens all the time[/QUOTE]
[media]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jn1gQqu-unQ&playnext=1&videos=zs-Ryn8hv0w[/media]
From the nurse pic, I JUST GOT A BONER
Glad I didnt wake up with a boner when I was getting some wisdom teeth removed.
You should invent something for that.
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Like a boner power extractor
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Double ownt
Wait, you went to the dentist to get your tonsils removed?
What the fuck?
maybe when he was under he was thinking about [I]oral[/I]
:smug:
You shouldn't be afraid of having a boner. For one it's a compliment to the ladies and two it's normal.
I call bullshit.
When I had my knee operation there were tons of hot nurses around, and one of them toldme that I had an erection while I was under.
But I played it cool and I managed to get her number. :smug:
I hate when I have a morning boner, and my mom steps into my room to get me up. She takes away my carpet, and then, there it is.
They're medical professionals. I'm sure they get it often/don't care.
Shenanigansen or whatever the fuck got banned but this is ok?
Anyways, I laughed.
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OP's story was funny in it's own right, but I found this funnier. Permabanned to the second power.
[QUOTE=mjbrooks194;24099744]Wait, you went to the dentist to get your tonsils removed?
What the fuck?[/QUOTE]
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My dentist's daughter is smokin' I could sit there all day with her around.
As for the boner, you were sleeping when it happened so I'm sure they don't care that much. Hey who knows maybe they did something. :smug:
[QUOTE=Heroms;24101174]My dentist's daughter is smokin' I could sit there all day with her around.
As for the boner, you were sleeping when it happened so I'm sure they don't care that much. Hey who knows maybe they did something. :smug:[/QUOTE]
Are you referencing penile implants?
Oh, oh, I get it now! They went down under while he was down under.
I was laying on my friend's bed with her, and we were listening to music on my PSP. Her breasts were at exact eye level so I had to clamp my manhood between my knees before she noticed. Luckily she got a call so I had time to go flaccid again.
[QUOTE]Wait, when did dentists start removing tonsils? A tonsillectomy is performed in a hospital by a surgeon. A dentist works on teeth. I call shenanigans.
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Many dentists are equipped to do procedures that require general anesthesia in their offices. Particularly dentists who are also certified Oral/Maxillofacial surgeons
Woah, must've been [i] arousing[/i]
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