maybe they raped you, she did after all compliment your your tallnes.
[QUOTE=Mister Cool;24100358]When I had my knee operation there were tons of hot nurses around, and one of them toldme that I had an erection while I was under.
But I played it cool and I managed to get her number. :smug:[/QUOTE]
Hahahah, Oh my.
Erections take place during the last stage of REM sleep. When you were waking up it was just like a normal sleep cycle. I suspect that they see it a lot because they put people under anesthesia, but it was probably a little awkward because of your shorts :P
Isn't OP just like morning wood?
Also Saved Pic.
Not as bad as gym class, usually when active, I never get boners, but once when my gym teacher was explaining stuff, while we were sitting, I get up and BAM! ragin boner
[QUOTE=emperor doug;24095387]who fucking cares shithead
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Doubleperma, ouch.
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[QUOTE=GooeyChicken;24099149]Double ownt[/QUOTE]
Double notice.
[QUOTE=BosnianRambo;24104298]Not as bad as gym class, usually when active, I never get boners, but once when my gym teacher was explaining stuff, while we were sitting, I get up and BAM! ragin boner[/QUOTE]
My middle school gym teacher got a boner one time when he was explaining how to lift weights to my class. :geno:
[QUOTE=Kronos Zul;24105672]My middle school gym teacher got a boner one time when he was explaining how to lift weights to my class. :geno:[/QUOTE]
pedo?
just asking...
Probably.
[QUOTE=Mister Cool;24100358]When I had my knee operation there were tons of hot nurses around, and one of them toldme that I had an erection while I was under.
But I played it cool and I managed to get her number. :smug:[/QUOTE]
No, it was extremely embarassing for all involved and you cried yourself to sleep that night.
Too late in the thread for this to be considered useful info, but, It was the injection they gave you. It contains a small amount of Epinephrine (adrenaline) which can cause your heart to start racing, and as you experienced an drastic increase in blood flow, if your body isn't used to natural adrenaline flow.
That's strange. A visit to the dentist will kill my boner even if the doctor was a hot sexy lady with a cute face big boobs and nice ass. No seriously. Dentist terrifies me or that they never gave me any drugs or pain killer.
:wtc:
[QUOTE=emperor doug;24095496]you call this a thread? i call it a fucking shitheap. you couldn't write a thread with asher roth and me post coaching you you fucking faggot. clear cookies and never come back to facepunch.[/QUOTE]
Why was this guy banned, Pahahah!
Okay now im getting tired of this, im beggining to think OP is a troll, he posted like 5 threads about him getting handjobs etc. Then the wind powered boat which is obviously a troll posts. Seriously nobody cares, i got laid last week and got an erection at the doctor.
[QUOTE=DJSergei;24113272]Okay now im getting tired of this, im beggining to think OP is a troll, he posted like 5 threads about him getting handjobs etc. Then the wind powered boat which is obviously a troll posts. Seriously nobody cares, i got laid last week and got an erection at the doctor.[/QUOTE]
Troll.
You said you got laid.
are you all in 5th grade? You honestly don't know how morningwood works?
I love this thread so much.
[QUOTE=emperor doug;24095387]who fucking cares shithead [/QUOTE]
Poor Doug, my hero.
Great thread OP, I doubt anyone cares if you woke up with a boner. This is almost as good as the "I hate my dad" thread.
Argh, getting boners at dentists? wow thats awkward
[QUOTE=Upgrade123;24097481]If your boner reaches your chest, there's something wrong.[/QUOTE]
Mine usually tries to strangle me if I try to tuck it under the belt.
Anyways having been to the dentist to fix some cavities, I can safely say that I'll never have the OP's problem. Seriously when they start drilling in your tooth any boner you have will die quickly.
i think that you were raped in your sleep
[QUOTE=acds;24113634][b]Mine usually tries to strangle me if I try to tuck it under the belt.[/b]
Anyways having been to the dentist to fix some cavities, I can safely say that I'll never have the OP's problem. Seriously when they start drilling in your tooth any boner you have will die quickly.[/QUOTE]
Don't choke it with your belt it wants revenge.
I heard the same thing happened to my brother, only it was with sex and a lot more hot nurses. :geno:
Obviously not.
Every time I go to the dentist, I get to hear that I take very good care of my teeth, and they are some of the strongest type she have ever seen.
Once, after she had told me the usual 'keep up the good work' thing, I confessed that I drank an energy drink and ate a half bag of candy before going there. She didn't believe me, until I picked the half empty candy bag and empty can out of my pockets. She just stood mouth agape.
Also, I have very deep pockets, I don't know what to put in them.
My orthodontist has women that probably left dentist school after a few years but mostly women in their 30's. Not bad at all but I never got a boner.
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