[quote]The goatman spreads his ass not only for extreme pleasure, or the sight of someone staring at his red, gushy, asshole[/quote]
Oh god, this made me cringe so much
[QUOTE=Alex_DeLarge;30073906]Who let the OIFY posters out of their cages?[/QUOTE]
who let you post at all
only good thread is this thread
I should do an artistic rendition of goatse myself
First shock image I've ever seen, I believe I was around 6.
[editline]26th May 2011[/editline]
Sorry, not shock image, this is [b]ART[/b]
such a thought provoking piece into the mind of he who was the goatman, and his impact on our culture. thanks op, this was a good read.
[QUOTE=Waals Vander;30070975]Goatse: A disgusting picture of a man stretching his anus extremely wide.
But is that all goatse is? This thread attempts to show you more than the simplistic definition of goatse as an internet shock site and image; here, we take a deeper look into the eye of a butthole and its universal cultural and social influences.
[img]http://i.imgur.com/2ZM7n.png[/img]
[b]A BRIEF HISTORY OF GOATSE[/B]
Goatse was originally created by a man named Kirk Johnson, who passed away around a year ago. Kirk Johnson's fame as the 'Goatman' we well known before his identity was revealed in 2005. Goatse, as its known, was a famous 'shock image' passed around on bulletin boards in the early 90's first known as hello.jpg, until it received a home at [url]http://www.goatse.cx[/url] a Christmas Island domain in 1999. The image is of a man bending over and dilating his anus with his hands, and the view is from the rear. It was just one image in a series of a man inserting large objects into and stretching his rectum.
[img]http://angryhosting-east.mirror.waffleimages.com/files/e9/e9fae47555f9c1188667119093cf60c873702f1e.jpg[/img]
[b]Goatse as art[/b]
From its original artist to its renditions today, goatse has deeply sewn itself into the fabrics of not just internet culture, but real-life culture as well. It is used as a display of grotesqueness, of love, of dismay, of unity, and many more.
Here are a few well known renditions of goatse with commentary from other Facepunchers.
[img]http://fastcache.gawkerassets.com/assets/images/12/2011/04/audi_goatse.jpg[/img]
[img]http://i.imgur.com/yU9gb.jpg[/img]
[img]http://wtfhub.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/10/goatse-ring.jpg[/img]
[img]http://innthebasement.com/wp-content/uploads/ellen-degeneres.jpg[/img]
[img]http://www.mukamo.com/wp-content/uploads/2007/06/goatse-2012-olympic-logo.jpg[/img]
[b]Praise for goatse from the art community[/b]
Hot
-- Van Gogh
Jesus I'm sweating with lust.
-- Michelangelo
I. Love. Goatse.
-- da Vinci
CCOF RULES!!!!
-- Kanye West
[b]Contributors:[/b]
Craptasket
Propane
Morphology53
OIFY / CCOF[/QUOTE]
Hmm, gay porn, god, great, love, unity?
No, not seeing it.
[QUOTE=Jetblack357;30075725]Hmm, gay porn, god, great, love, unity?
No, not seeing it.[/QUOTE]
To see into goatman is to see into eternity, not every man can handle it.
[QUOTE=parket;30075755]To see into goatman is to see into eternity, not every man can handle it.[/QUOTE]
No, its to see into the end of the human digestive system.
[img]http://images.tzaam.com/full/gr.jpg[/img]
[QUOTE=Jetblack357;30075759]No, its to see into the end of the human digestive system.[/QUOTE]
To the untrained eye, perhaps. To those of us bestowed with the blessings of goatman himself it is unfathomable wisdom and power. All praise to the goatman.
I did some Goatse rope art in a Garry's Mod server once, but I got banned from the server before I could even finish it. :frown:
[QUOTE=parket;30075844]To the untrained eye, perhaps. To those of us bestowed with the blessings of goatman himself it is unfathomable wisdom and power. All praise to the goatman.[/QUOTE]
Religious statements really don't work well in combination with something like this...
[QUOTE=Jetblack357;30075884]Religious statements really don't work well in combination with something like this...[/QUOTE]
There is no religion. There is only the goatman. All praise to goatman.
Perfect example of this from last years Camp FP. Can't find a photo though. I think LordLoss has it
Let the Holy Goat into thy heart, and look into the red abyss. Then thy shall know thy true calling and thy devotion to the goatman shall be unending. - Psalm of the Goat 21:9
[img]http://fastcache.gawkerassets.com/assets/images/12/2011/04/audi_goatse.jpg[/img]
I thought I was the only one who saw this.
[QUOTE=Carbon123;30071476]RIP goatman you will be missed[/QUOTE]
He ain't dead.
[QUOTE=s0m3_guy;30071485]RIP
Kirk "Goatman" Johnson
we knew ye deeply[/QUOTE]
Why do you guys think he is dead?
[QUOTE=.FLAP.JACK.DAN.;30078276]He ain't dead.
Why do you guys think he is dead?[/QUOTE]
anus stretch overload
[QUOTE=Oicani Gonzales;30077964]It absolutely baffles me to perceive how frivolous your avertment that this is a thread unworthy of GD for no other reason than because of the OP's kinship with the CCOF.
I bespeak that you reconsider your decision and learn to appreciate one's offerings of culture and different view points not obscured by the shadows of ignorance and prejudice in the future.[/QUOTE]
what are you doing
You have all heard about the discoveries that the universe is accelerating away from us. What force do you think is causing that stretching??? The goatman pulled the universe into existence.
They showed this on the bbc website and news channel. It was made by someone at b3ta.
[img]http://www.mukamo.com/wp-content/uploads/2007/06/goatse-2012-olympic-logo.jpg[/img]
[QUOTE=.FLAP.JACK.DAN.;30078276]He ain't dead.
Why do you guys think he is dead?[/QUOTE]
there was an article?
something about him trying to stick a volleyball up his ass and he had a hemorrhage or something and died of blood loss problems at the hospital
[editline]27th May 2011[/editline]
im probably wrong at some points in my post, but he died, just google it.
Goatman's famous piece is a compelling and unique interpretation of love lost, if you ask me.
[editline]27th May 2011[/editline]
[i]"I laughed, I cried, I permanently damaged my sphincter."[/i]
~The Goatman, when asked about his reaction to international recognition as an artistic genius.
goatse is the societal pillar and true spiritual emblem of our era! all haill the mighty goatman
[editline]27th May 2011[/editline]
[QUOTE=Jetblack357;30075725]Hmm, gay porn, god, great, love, unity?
No, not seeing it.[/QUOTE]
look not upon the goatman but inside him
The goatman literally changed my life.
Also,
[img]http://midwestocean.files.wordpress.com/2011/03/time1.jpg[/img]
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