[QUOTE=Pretiacruento;30082926]The goatman literally changed my life.
Also,
[img]http://midwestocean.files.wordpress.com/2011/03/time1.jpg[/img][/QUOTE]
goatman was secretly a terrorist
I read the title as Goose art... oh god.
How did Kirk Johnson die?
[QUOTE=Shoupie;30084326]How did Kirk Johnson die?[/QUOTE]
Take a guess.
[editline]27th May 2011[/editline]
Also,
[img]http://www.facepunch.com/image.php?u=251176&dateline=1300930712[/img] <-- You're REALLY into goats, arentcha? :v:
An act of what seemed as like a monstrosity has escalated into sheer beauty and art.
We will remember you Goatman.
What a dumb thread. Goddamn OIFY GMs.
[media]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RB8g1yZMYII[/media]
theyre after our kids
[QUOTE=Shoupie;30084326]How did Kirk Johnson die?[/QUOTE]
not from the best source but
[quote]Kirk Johnson, the legendary man behind the popular shock-image 'goatse', passed away yesterday according to his long-time partner, John, due to complications from surgery. 'He was attempting to shove a whole volleyball into his rectum when suddenly there was alot of blood. We brought him to the ER and they said it was from a gastro-intestinal hemorrhage. He had lost alot of blood and after the surgery suffered a massive infection and was unable to recover', said John. 'He passed suddenly in his sleep surrounded by friends and family. We all loved him dearly and he will be missed terribly.'[/quote]
[B]JESUS EFFIN CHRIST, A WHOLE VOLEYBALL?![/B]
[QUOTE=Waals Vander;30085763]not from the best source but[/QUOTE]
If that's true I feel like a bad person for laughing.
[QUOTE=masonrulz;30086095]If that's true I feel like a bad person for laughing.[/QUOTE]
It's actually ok to laugh at this. Normally I don't laugh at things people don't choose, out of respect, but in this case, the allmighty Goatman [I]chose[/I] to stick a whole voleyball up his arse... and failed.
So don't feel bad, laugh all you want. I mean, I laughed my ass off, a whole voleyball is fucking ridiculous! Come on!
thought this would relate!!!!!!!
interest in goatse by country, white being the most interested
[img]http://gyazo.com/bc25790f62d5215feef9e6ace075fd39.png[/img]
Why Finland?
[img]https://www.cia.gov/library/publications/the-world-factbook/graphics/flags/large/fi-lgflag.gif[/img]
I always knew they were the most religious country. Finns regularly take there Goatse scripture to there work place. They will often chat with fellow co-workers about the best way to celebrate Goat Man day, which is always on 6-9. Most work places have scripture posted on there walls, like at the Lapland Air Command base
[quote=Lapland Air Command]Yea, though I walk through the valley of the shadow of goatse, I will fear no porno: for thou Goatman art with me; thy rod and thy balls they comfort me.[/quote]
Finland is truly a wonderful country.
[QUOTE=acfan;30078698]there was an article?
something about him trying to stick a volleyball up his ass and he had a hemorrhage or something and died of blood loss problems at the hospital
[editline]27th May 2011[/editline]
im probably wrong at some points in my post, but he died, just google it.[/QUOTE]
How the fuck would an entire volleyball fit in an anus
[QUOTE=Orinkota;30098039]How the fuck would an entire volleyball fit in an anus[/QUOTE]
Very forcefully.
Should have ended with a semitruck
kirk johnsons anus is actually designated as a US trade route
I saw that advert for Wi-Fi while I was on the bus, and I was like "heh".
Mr. Kirk should have known that the human pelvis makes it impossible to shove a voleyball in your ass.
Actually, Goatse is most viewed in Finland, because pretty much everyone who owns a computer here knows it.
All of my 3 years of lurking, I have awaited a thread worth posting in, bravo.
[QUOTE=retruhttuB;30103013]All of my 3 years of lurking, I have awaited a thread worth posting in, bravo.[/QUOTE]
May the goatman be with you, always
[img]http://cache.ohinternet.com/images/f/f6/Disney_Goatse_camera.jpg[/img]
Even Disney is into Goatse art
kirk johnsons anus was actually the weak point in the deathstar that luke shot photon torpedos down
goodnight sweet prince
This thread deserves more posts.
What an asshole.
[editline]29th May 2011[/editline]
So jelly
This thread has opened up the asshole that is GD and let rays of quality shine in.
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