There's 2 fucking bees in my house and I need a way to kill them.

[wewt!]

[QUOTE=superdinoman;25857943]Ive seen Vaginas with more balls than him bro. Some chick I know used to put bees all over herself while naked during art shows and they would go inside.

:geno:[/QUOTE]

Yeah but I bet her vagina wasn't all that happy about it

[bull04]

FUCK! There are more. We just can't find where the fuck they are coming from... Anyone got ideas?

[wewt!]

[QUOTE=bull04;25857981]FUCK! There are more. We just can't find where the fuck they are coming from... Anyone got ideas?[/QUOTE]
Use your vagina to trap and suffocate them

[Mister Sandman]

[QUOTE=chewgo;25857679]Gas your home completely with insecticide[/QUOTE]

But then he might kill his stay cat.

[superdinoman]

[QUOTE=wewt!;25857963]Yeah but I bet her vagina wasn't all that happy about it[/QUOTE]

I never had a chance to look, but I suspect you are correct.

[bull04]

[QUOTE=wewt!;25858001]Use your vagina to trap and suffocate them[/QUOTE]
Nah I think yours is bigger and easier to catch them in so come and help me out.

[Registered User]

[QUOTE=bull04;25858095]Nah I think yours is bigger and easier to catch them in so come and help me out.[/QUOTE]

[img]http://www.mw2forum.com/forum/download/file.php?avatar=13465_1287256246.jpg[/img]

[wewt!]

[QUOTE=bull04;25858095]Nah I think yours is bigger and easier to catch them in so come and help me out.[/QUOTE]
You must have confused vagina with massive bear cock

I'd come and help but it wouldn't fit through the door

[Van-man]

2 fucking bees?
Careful, they're breeding minions to kill you.
Better strike now, before it's too late.

[bull04]

[QUOTE=Van-man;25858132]2 fucking bees?
Careful, they're breeding minions to kill you.
Better strike now, before it's too late.[/QUOTE]
If you read the rest you would find out how many there are now, dumbass. They are flying into the vents and making nests now. There's like 6 of them now, soon to be more. We can't find where they are coming from...

[amic]

Pour gasoline everywhere. Ignite it. Problem solved.
warning: You may loose your house.

[bourgogne]

[IMG]http://gyazo.com/6efa44b6f1f20fa61947be3498ee56d6.png[/IMG]

[ExplosiveCheese]

step 1:Grow balls (this is a very important step!)
step 2: Get insect spray or a shovel(hell, even a shotgun works)
step 3:Rape insect with your current weapon

[wewt!]

[QUOTE=bull04;25858181]If you read the rest you would find out how many there are now, dumbass. They are flying into the vents and making nests now. There's like 6 of them now, soon to be more. We can't find where they are coming from...[/QUOTE]
oh fuck six bees stop the fucking presses jesus christ call the police

[Super_Poo]

[QUOTE=MR-X;25857656]Learn their language. [b]Breed with the bee women.[/b]

If that doesn't work, burn down your home.[/QUOTE]

[Mlisen14]

[img]http://i256.photobucket.com/albums/hh199/mlisen/bzz.png?t=1288911866[/img]

[Im-Bored]

Capture one of them, then torture the prisoner until he tells you where their headquarters are

[Nekrietns]

[QUOTE=Mlisen14;25858405][img_thumb]http://i256.photobucket.com/albums/hh199/mlisen/bzz.png?t=1288911866[/img_thumb][/QUOTE]

Are they jacking off?

By the way, what I like to do is get 2 plastic cups, fill one with something sweet like syrup or soda and wait for the poor sucker to get in, then grab the second cup and push it in the first, capturing the buzzing sod.

Then I drown them. :3:

[MightyLOLZOR]

just use Raid on them, rip their stingers off, shove them down your dick-hole, and stfu

[bull04]

[QUOTE=tehMuffinMan;25858225][img_thumb]http://gyazo.com/6efa44b6f1f20fa61947be3498ee56d6.png[/img_thumb][/QUOTE]
The only reason I am freaking out is because I am highly allergic to bees and when I was a kid I got stung by like 2 and had to go to the hospital. So stop fucking calling me a pussy until you have to get an epipen to stop the fucking swelling.

[Raneman]

[img]http://www.moronail.net/images/stories/dg_pictures/0911/2262.jpg[/img]

[wewt!]

[QUOTE=bull04;25858611]The only reason I am freaking out is because I am highly allergic to bees and when I was a kid I got stung by like 2 and had to go to the hospital. So stop fucking calling me a pussy until you have to get an epipen to stop the fucking swelling.[/QUOTE]
Well shit, next time you act like a gigantic vagina make sure to actually mention the medical condition that completely justifies the behavior.

[Mlisen14]

[QUOTE=bull04;25858611]The only reason I am freaking out is because I am highly allergic to bees and when I was a kid I got stung by like 2 and had to go to the hospital. So stop fucking calling me a pussy until you have to get an epipen to stop the fucking swelling.[/QUOTE]

Stop being a pussy and stab one with the epipen.

[DeadCow]

Use fast threads on them.

[bull04]

[QUOTE=wewt!;25858711]Well shit, next time you act like a gigantic vagina make sure to actually mention the medical condition that completely justifies the behavior.[/QUOTE]
Sorry I forgot to mention...

[Badunkadunk]

I cut them with a butter knife, no joke.

[General Omega]

[QUOTE=bull04;25858767]Sorry I forgot to mention...[/QUOTE]
It is kind of a big deal that you can die by bees and they happen to be in your home. How is it any sort of an oversight?

I think half the post with "kill it with fire" would be gone because of it. That, or it would double. Depends on the mood of the people.

[Mlisen14]

Hey OP you must be pretty afraid of your own avatar...

[Cheesedragon]

Isn't this about the 20th time a Facepunch user has made a thread about being trapped in his room by bees/wasps?

[Uncle_Earl]

[QUOTE=chewgo;25857679]Gas your home completely with insecticide[/QUOTE]

Avatar fits.