There's 2 fucking bees in my house and I need a way to kill them.

[Capn'Underpants]

Op = dumbass

It's called a wasp or hornet or w/e.
We smash them with our hands here.
Builds character.

[wewt!]

Well since you're allergic, it's reasonable to get someone from your household or a friend to get rid of them for you or alternatively open the window and leave the room for a while. Maybe set up a sugar trap (sweet water on the bottom of a cola bottle).

[Lick]

Flamethrower. Overkill but totally worth it.

[imasillypiggys]

open a window or something

[FunnyGamer]

Spray your cat with raid and then throw it at them.

[Taggart]

take out your penis

find bee

swat bee

[Optimistic]

[QUOTE=bull04;25857691]Tried that. That's how the other bee got in. These are huge fucking hornets too. My step-dad should be home any minute but I still need to kill them.[/QUOTE]

OP
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[mpntball2012]

[img]http://www.istockphoto.com/file_thumbview_approve/7152677/2/istockphoto_7152677-killer-bee.jpg[/img]

They're herreeeeeeee

[Xenoyia]

take a picture of it

[Zombeh]

Jesus Christ I fucking hate bees.

Flood your entire damn house, bees hate water.

[st ef you]

If bees are flying into your house every time you open the door, there's obviously a nest out there. Find it, and hit it with a stick.

[HyperTails]

[img]http://satelliteshow.files.wordpress.com/2010/05/not_the_bees.jpg[/img]

[BraceWuyne]

[QUOTE=st ef you;25862203]If bees are flying into your house every time you open the door, there's obviously a nest out there. Find it, and hit it with a stick.[/QUOTE]

A hockey stick.

[bull04]

[QUOTE=st ef you;25862203]If bees are flying into your house every time you open the door, there's obviously a nest out there. Find it, and hit it with a stick.[/QUOTE]
Well, we found out it wasn't the door because the doors have been shut and they are still getting in some how.

[Sgt.ParaKIll]

Go get your dad, a real man should deal with this problem.

[editline]5th November 2010[/editline]

fucking optimistic

[Sgt N3wb]

I don't know what the buzz is about, Just kill them.

[Domamin]

Can you really not just leave your room if you're deathly allergic to bees/hornets/whatever the hell is in your room.

[HyperTails]

[QUOTE=Sgt N3wb;25864797]I don't know what the buzz is about, Just kill them.[/QUOTE]

I see what you did there.

[aznz888]

[QUOTE=bull04;25857634]Bees keep fucking flying into my house when I open the door. I have 2 in here right now and I am trapped in my room and I need a way to kill them without getting stung...

HELP![/QUOTE]

[img]http://images.dailyfill.com/45ba051368a749a6_b20ba851ada668e1_o.jpg[/img]

[dogmachines]

Two fucking bees? I could get off to that.

:fh:

[Adius]

Buck bumble

[Murkat]

Rip off your shirt and do a backflip into the same room as them, then proceed to punch a wall until it loosens and use it to smack the bees. After that, assemble their corpses under you and let out a roar of victory.

[Adius]

[media]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=K0DDY299Ly4[/media]
In yo house

[Superstormj]

Open the windows, and follow them to the wonderful land of Fast Threads.

[SEiGE]

Napalm. Lots and lots of tasty napalm.

[bull04]

[QUOTE=Domamin;25864897]Can you really not just leave your room if you're deathly allergic to bees/hornets/whatever the hell is in your room.[/QUOTE]
They were outside of my room. My room was the only safe place..

AND PLEASE STOP CALLING ME A PUSSY. SERIOUSLY FUCKING ANNOYING. I am deathly allergic to mother fucking bees so if you guys can get that in your head, then stop calling me a pussy... I am not kidding, I swell up and can't breathe, and I don't have the stuff for stings anymore. No one was home at the time so I couldn't get help if I got stung... So please shut the fuck up and get out of this thread if you are gonna keep being assholes about it. Until you know what it's like to be stung when allergic, then shut it.

[Sgt N3wb]

[QUOTE=IceTea;25865356]Napalm. Lots and lots of tasty napalm.[/QUOTE]

Na man, Agent orange. Way more effective.

[Chase]

Here are the things you should do in a situation like this.
A: Make a facepunch thread about it. (Already done.)
B: Don't be a pussy and fucking squish it. (Not done.)
C: Get some raid and spray the shit out of it. (Probobly not done.)
D: Get a can of hair spray ect. And a lighter and torch it. (Not advised)

Or best of all.

E: Leave the room and go outside. (Will most likely never happen.)

[Sgt N3wb]

[QUOTE=bull04;25865366]They were outside of my room. My room was the only safe place..

AND PLEASE STOP CALLING ME A PUSSY. SERIOUSLY FUCKING ANNOYING. I am deathly allergic to mother fucking bees so if you guys can get that in your head, then stop calling me a pussy... I am not kidding, I swell up and can't breathe, and I don't have the stuff for stings anymore. No one was home at the time so I couldn't get help if I got stung... So please shut the fuck up and get out of this thread if you are gonna keep being assholes about it. Until you know what it's like to be stung when allergic, then shut it.[/QUOTE]

It's not their fault. I mean what if you heard someone could get killed by something as small as a penny.

[GodKing]

[QUOTE=bull04;25857634]Bees keep fucking flying into my house when I open the door. I have 2 in here right now and I am trapped in my room and I need a way to kill them without getting stung...

HELP![/QUOTE]

Smash them with a book or rolled up papers. Geez, it's not that complicated. Stings don't hurt that badly.

[quote]I am deathly allergic to mother fucking bees so if you guys can get that in your head, then stop calling me a pussy..[/quote]

Maybe if you had mentioned that originally, people wouldn't call you a pussy. DUUUUH