There's 2 fucking bees in my house and I need a way to kill them.

[Caboose17]

Flame thrower...

[Dixie]

Do this.
[IMG]http://kuroiso.org/img/TsarBomb.jpg[/IMG]

[Saphirx]

I tend to run for my life when I see a bee. Last time I was stung was for about 3-4 years and then I ran into one of their nests and got bees all over me, for some reason only 1 decided to stung me. In the fucking ear, bees are assholes.

[Maw'D]

Beat up the Bees with your Penis.

[Kim_Jong_il]

Convert them into North Koreanism

[Informative Man]

So did the bees get a funeral

[PrivateNomad]

Bribe them to leave. Make sure you give them atleast 100,000,000 + Honeycombs.

[g42]

This
[img]http://images.hobbytron.com/WA-A10-CH3181-lg.jpg[/img]

Or maybe this man can help
[img]http://cache.gawker.com/assets/images/jalopnik/2009/06/Billy_Mays_BugBazooka.jpg[/img]

[Assburgers]

Make a thread about it

[FlashFireSix]

Let the bees fuck, everybody needs some lovin'

[Terragen]

It's called you grab a magazine, roll it up and smack them. Why is that so difficult?

[Nuts]

For a little tribute, i can have these 2 killed.
No questions asked

[D3N1ZFTW]

Get some honey or something sweet and throw it through the window. Make sure the bees are following it.

[Zakk]

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[SundayRoast]

You can do the same thing that other guy did to kill a stray cat:
Spray some Raid on them.

[werner]

your a damn faggot, u come to internet to find way killing 2 bees, damn these retards these days , cant handle 2 bees, fucking drag-queen

[phaedon]

Just bee yourself

[pr00ch]

Had the same problem. I used a vacuum cleaner.

[E Quantifier]

Lighter and hairspray for good measure, or a leaf blower, whatever floats your boat.

[Carlios]

Raid!

[pr00ch]

Grab a gun and shoot.

[FART LOCKER]

[QUOTE=Carlios;25891523]Raid![/QUOTE]
Cat!

[Moltz]

[img]http://www.operatorchan.org/t/arch/src/k30481_flamethrower.jpg[/img]

[Anthophobian]

Deodorant.

[Joshinator]

I heard they hate pollen, go rub yourself in some flowers. That should get rid of them.

[UnarmedSniper]

Don't kill them my dad and I are beekeepers.

If their hive is near and you're threatening them they'll bump into you.

As long as you don't swat, sneeze, or breathe on them they won't feel attacked and won't sting you. Just get them on a sheet of paper and shoo them outside.

[rosar0980]

If you knew anything about bees, you'd know that they are likely male bees and male bees cannot sting you. Only females can sting and they stick close to the hive. You're in no danger if you try to smash them............Of course, I could be thinking of hornets.

[Dr. Freeman]

Nuka-grenade.

[The Advisor]

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[UnarmedSniper]

[QUOTE=rosar0980;25892628]If you knew anything about bees, you'd know that they are likely male bees and male bees cannot sting you. Only females can sting and they stick close to the hive. You're in no danger if you try to smash them............Of course, I could be thinking of hornets.[/QUOTE]

No you're correct. Bitches throw dem men out of the hive.