Some jackass stole my new shed. (Yes, you read that right.) - General

I'm still laughing just looking at the first post. Even though I'm sorry for you, this is fucking amazing.

what you do is you bolt a 2.5" thick steel plate to the ground to act as your floor,then you build the shed out of steel.inside the shed you put in metal or wooden frames which you can then insulate and make walls with.then you can make your door the way you want.either it be a vault door or a regular is your choice.

[QUOTE=Inacio;25736167]"911 what's your emergency?" "Some dudes stole our shed, they put it in a truck and drove away" I wonder what the dude would say[/QUOTE] We called the non-emergency number.

talk about priorities in the wrong department... "I think I'll nab that sports coupe" "bollocks to that, I'm half-inchin that shed" "your a fucking genius" *faces light up with the sense of accomplishment*

[QUOTE=Glitch360;25732975]Last winter someone stole my dad's trailer. Funny thing is, there was snow on the ground but it didn't snow that night and there were no tracks, except the part that was under the trailer. They must stolen it with a helicopter or something, I swear.[/QUOTE] Only one answer. Ninjas.

Well, call the cops. Locating a freaking shed won't be the most impossible thing.

[QUOTE=Mike_013;25736969]Well, call the cops. Locating a freaking shed won't be the most impossible thing.[/QUOTE] I did. Read the thread.

I honestly don't know whether to laugh or feel sorry for you and your family.

[QUOTE=Onyx3173;25737196]I honestly don't know whether to laugh or feel sorry for you and your family.[/QUOTE] Laugh, man. What else would I post this on FP for? I just thought I'd share something ridiculous with y'all.

that's an awesome sandbox

What In The fuck

Reminds me of when someone stole our above ground pool, it was huge, and somehow, overnight, they got over our fence, drained tons of water, dissembled the pool and took it out of the yard without waking anyone up.

maybe it was the workers

what in the fuck why would someone steal a shed

Well I hope you'll find some clues that will shed some light as to who stole it.

Look out, they're gonna come back with more trucks and steal your fucking house. In the middle of the night. [i]While you're sleeping in it.[/i]

[QUOTE=Silve;25738811]Look out, they're gonna come back with more trucks and steal your fucking house. In the middle of the night. [i]While you're sleeping in it.[/i][/QUOTE] I'm glad this can't actually happen. :v:

this is legitimately the most amazing thing ever

-NOOO I'm an idiot-

[QUOTE=TAU!;25738953]I wouldn't give a shit about my comrades being gay, all I would care about is keeping them and myself alive.[/QUOTE] ...wrong thread?

[QUOTE=TAU!;25738953]I wouldn't give a shit about my comrades being gay, all I would care about is keeping them and myself alive.[/QUOTE] WTF? [URL]http://www.facepunch.com/threads/1020612-95-of-Marines-uncomfortable-serving-with-openly-gay-troops[/URL] I believe this is the thread you meant to reply to. Hah. He edited. Sorry buddy, it is preserved.... FOREVER.

OP is lying the shed just wasn't built yet, he took a picture of the foundation and said someone stole the shed.

[QUOTE=16bit;25739045]OP is lying the shed just wasn't built yet, he took a picture of the foundation and said someone stole the shed.[/QUOTE]No.. [url]http://www.facepunch.com/threads/1020659[/url]

Enjoy getting banned for that parody thread

[QUOTE=16bit;25739045]OP is lying the shed just wasn't built yet, he took a picture of the foundation and said someone stole the shed.[/QUOTE] So we built all that JUST TO GET a thread going? No. I'll keep taking pictures of it each few days for a month, if you don't believe me. [editline]30th October 2010[/editline] [QUOTE=16bit;25739105]Enjoy getting banned for that parody thread[/QUOTE] You're a real buzzkill, you know?

OP has nice grass.

[QUOTE=BURN DOWN;25739110]You're a real buzzkill, you know?[/QUOTE] He was probably beaten as a child if he sniggered at something mildly funny.

This is almost as cool as that time when my shed got blown 30 feet into the air right off the foundation during a storm. Shit landed on top of a telephone pole. Was up there for a week. What was even cooler is that all of my shit was just sitting on the floor completely untouched. Like my shed just vanished.

[QUOTE=VeryNiceGuy;25739136]He was probably beaten as a child if he sniggered at something mildly funny.[/QUOTE] You'll see. :ohdear: On Topic, Show us the building materials then OP

[QUOTE=16bit;25739200]You'll see. :ohdear: On Topic, Show us the building materials then OP[/QUOTE] I still have some of the gravel and the spikes that secured the wood to the ground. Will deliver a pic tomorrow.