Some jackass stole my new shed. (Yes, you read that right.) - General

[img]http://hackedgadgets.com/wp-content/2/mercenary_sentry_paintball_gun_2.jpg[/img] Get one of these; just make sure that your pets are inside. Read that you live in an open acre. Get 3 more. Edit: Notice how the self-proclaimed shed stealer rated agree. :wtc:

nice lawn

[QUOTE=Chicken_Chaser;25739240][img_thumb]http://hackedgadgets.com/wp-content/2/mercenary_sentry_paintball_gun_2.jpg[/img_thumb] Get one of these; just make sure that your pets are inside. Read that you live in an open acre. Get 3 more.[/QUOTE] Yes, I do, but I live in Maryland, so people will call the police saying 'OMG THAT KID NEXT DOOR PUT A GUN IN THE YARD OMGGGGGGG'. Also, little kids walk through here all the time. I'd feel horrible if one of them got hit. [editline]30th October 2010[/editline] [QUOTE=Alcapwne;25739266]nice lawn[/QUOTE] We get it aerated twice per year.

[QUOTE=BURN DOWN;25739273]Yes, I do, but I live in Maryland, so people will call the police saying 'OMG THAT KID NEXT DOOR PUT A GUN IN THE YARD OMGGGGGGG'. Also, little kids walk through here all the time. I'd feel horrible if one of them got hit. [editline]30th October 2010[/editline] We get it aerated twice per year.[/QUOTE] Ah, well there goes youtube fame.

They stole an entire shed during the night without anyone waking up?

Operation Repo?

[QUOTE=Carmine3777;25739298]They stole an entire shed during the night without anyone waking up?[/QUOTE] My shed is far enough from my house that I wouldn't hear them, as long as they didn't gun the truck's engine. Even then, most of us are heavy sleepers. The only time I remember waking up because of something outside was when lightning struck right outside my window.

[QUOTE=BURN DOWN;25739273]Yes, I do, but I live in Maryland, so people will call the police saying 'OMG THAT KID NEXT DOOR PUT A GUN IN THE YARD OMGGGGGGG'. Also, little kids walk through here all the time. I'd feel horrible if one of them got hit. [editline]30th October 2010[/editline] We get it aerated twice per year.[/QUOTE] Maryland rep +1

I want to steal a shed, not from a person, but from out front of a home hardware store. They keep them right there out in the open. If someone can steal it from a backyard, I think I can rip off the floor model.

This happened to my family before I was born, when buying our current house the old owners stole the light bulbs, curtains, carpets and door handles. They then came back one evening and pinched the shed too, none of this was par agreement either.

[QUOTE=GodKing;25739317]I want to steal a shed, not from a person, but from out front of a home hardware store. They keep them right there out in the open. If someone can steal it from a backyard, I think I can rip off the floor model.[/QUOTE] Good luck with that. They're all along the main road, and most of the sheds are chained to other sheds.

[img]http://ui18.gamespot.com/2897/whywouldyoudothat_2.jpg[/img] Seriously, it would probably be hard as fuck to sell, doubt it's worth that much compared to the trouble of getting it onto the lid, etc. Nice lawn though.

[QUOTE=Crimor;25739405]Nice lawn though.[/QUOTE] Remember when I said my dad was anal about measurements? Replace 'measurements' with 'everything that can vary at all ever', and you'll have a good idea of how he wants everything to look. :v:

I feel bad, and all... But still, that rock bed isn't going to fill itself. Get some wood, and make a damn shed.

[QUOTE=JoeSkylynx;25739471]I feel bad, and all... But still, that rock bed isn't going to fill itself. Get some wood, and make a damn shed.[/QUOTE] It's cheaper to order one, if you'd believe that.

Who the fuck is so poor that they steal a shed? lol

[QUOTE=mr apple;25739739]Who the fuck is so poor that they steal a shed? lol[/QUOTE] I'm sorry, I needed a new house.

[QUOTE=Onyx3173;25739751]I'm sorry, I needed a new house.[/QUOTE] If this is actually the case, then I'll feel bad for maybe about a second.

[QUOTE=BURN DOWN;25739776]If this is actually the case, then I'll feel bad for maybe about a second.[/QUOTE] It's better than the refrigerator box I was living in before. That thing used to leak like a sieve when it rained.

The entire first page of this thread was pure hilarity. Good show. Oh, sorry about your shed dude. Tough break

[QUOTE=Explosions;25732795]Call cops.[/QUOTE] Haha i could imagine the conversation, "Hello 911 what service do you require? GOD DAMN COPS! whats the emergency SOME FUCKER STOLE MY SHED!" xD

[QUOTE=foszor;25739829]The entire first page of this thread was pure hilarity. Good show. Oh, sorry about your shed dude. Tough break[/QUOTE] Shit happens. At least it wasn't a car, or anything.

Sorry to hear about your shed anyway, i am planning on building one, well more of an observatory for my telescope, made out of bricks. But it seems a bit odd that you weren't awoken by the flatbed and winch, was it in your back garden? Out front?!

[QUOTE=Nat562;25739900]Sorry to hear about your shed anyway, i am planning on building one, well more of an observatory for my telescope, made out of bricks. But it seems a bit odd that you weren't awoken by the flatbed and winch, was it in your back garden? Out front?![/QUOTE] Backyard, on the opposite side of the house from where the bedrooms are. Even so, most people in my family sleep like a rock, so it's hard to wake us up.

[QUOTE=BURN DOWN;25739379]Good luck with that. They're all along the main road, and most of the sheds are chained to other sheds.[/QUOTE] Really? You've seen every store in North America?

[QUOTE=GodKing;25739963]Really? You've seen every store in North America?[/QUOTE] Well, no, but the two stores around here are like that.

[QUOTE=BURN DOWN;25739968]Well, no, but the two stores around here are like that.[/QUOTE] They just keep them right out front but they're usually in a parking lot. If they're chained, all you need are bolt cutters. Anyway, I'm not really going to do it, I just think it wouldn't be that complicated and would like to 'cause I need one but I can't afford it right now.

If it was a flatbed that took it , then where are the tracks? :iiam:

Cthulhu took it to build a nursery for his children.

[QUOTE=BURN DOWN;25732814]We did. They said they doubt they'll find it though.[/QUOTE] They did it.