Some jackass stole my new shed. (Yes, you read that right.) - General

How ironic :v:

what the fuck?!

What does one do with a stolen shed?

You know, the very same guys that installed it probably stole it.

How much did the shed cost?

Don't be down, on the bright side, you now have a fetching barbecue area for the summer

Wow, sucks man. Just as well you didn't load your tools into it after it was set up, otherwise that'd be one hell of a lot more expensive.

[QUOTE=Agent Cobra;25732799]make another shed but boobytrap it so if it is lifted up it falls apart and catches fire problem solved[/QUOTE] Make an elaborate booby trap so when it's lifted it pulls the wire off of a claymore.

around where i live there a few years ago there were a spate of thefts of patios. thieves would turn up with a truck, take up a york stone patio or driveway then drive off.

You probably should have kept it safely stored... in a bigger shed. Get yourself, like, [i]five[/i] more sheds, each bigger than the last. Stack them on top of each other like a Russian Doll. The thieves would run out of space or get tired before they could take [i]all[/i] of the sheds.

So to understand it correctly - it was one of those disposeably buy already done sheds that you just placed on the foundation with it actually being a part of it? When something like that happens, you can be very often sure that it was someone local who stole it. Since they went directly for it and knew it was there. I guess the moral of the story is - build the thing as part of the foundation. We actually lost a mixer the same way. Was stashed outside. Come morning, the temporary fence was cut trough and the mixer nowhere.

My uncle had rented a fairly large bulldozer for some land renovation (his backyard is fucking huge. it goes about a mile back, to the Brazos river). Before he even got to use the damn thing, it was stolen.

That sucks man.

[QUOTE=BURN DOWN;25732709]What the hell do we do now?[/QUOTE] Next week you'll wake up and your house will be stolen.

Updating with requested leftover building materials. [img]http://oi52.tinypic.com/295zses.jpg[/img] On reflection, that's more like 70 pounds, but oh well.

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Hope you have insurance on it. Maybe aliens took it.

Kinda the same thing happened in Estonia. But instead of a shed it was a house. Turned out to be the guys who built it.

I genuinely feel sorry for you. That would be incredibly annoying.

I had this mental image of ten people charging into the garden, picking up the shed themselves, and carrying it away.

[QUOTE=tepholman;25753333]I had this mental image of ten people charging into the garden, picking up the shed themselves, and carrying it away.[/QUOTE] I doubt that even 10 people could lift ~1,500 pounds STRAIGHT UP in PERFECT UNISON and dash off into the night with it. ...although I'll admit, that scene plays out rather humorously in my head.

Op built a shed foundation, took pictures before the walls were added, and said that they were stolen.

[QUOTE=anarchy366;25733653]Waiting for a parody thread.[/QUOTE] Some jackass stole my kidneys. :geno:

[IMG]http://i934.photobucket.com/albums/ad189/ejonkou/saveshed.png[/IMG]

[QUOTE=Roll_Program;25755945]Op built a shed foundation, took pictures before the walls were added, and said that they were stolen.[/QUOTE] I will prove you fucking wrong, then, if they ever find it. Do you want continual photgraphic evidence that it isn't here?

What is this. How? Nevermind, I'm not going to bother.

[QUOTE=BURN DOWN;25732709] Update: [b]Some faggot asked for proof that we built this. Here's some extra building materials.[/b] [img_thumb]http://oi52.tinypic.com/295zses.jpg[/img_thumb][/QUOTE] Hey I have feelings too. :smith:

Looks as big as my shed. did it have slidey frame doors?

Me and some family recently helped my grandparents build a shed in their backyard. That same shed where I'm going to sleep for the next week or so. I'm scared :ohdear:

[QUOTE=BobbyHill;25732864]Dont threat. Someone jacked my dads corvette once. He was so fucking pissed. He works for a theatre so he makes shitloads of money.[/QUOTE] It probably just drove away. Corvettes do that sometimes.