Some jackass stole my new shed. (Yes, you read that right.) - General

[QUOTE=BobbyHill;25732864]Dont threat. Someone jacked my dads [b]corvette[/b] once. He was so fucking pissed. He works for a theatre so [b]he makes shitloads of money[/b].[/QUOTE] Well don't I just feel terrible about that, he has my sympathy [editline]2nd November 2010[/editline] [QUOTE=BreenIsALie;25804115]Was i the only one that read the title like the guy from soutpark. You know "They tewk arr jeebs[/QUOTE] Yes.

[b]'Dey took mah jerwb![/b]

[QUOTE=Spetzaz;25794374]Some people are just crazy. Once our garage was robbed. What was stolen from there: Two empty paintbuckets, one ski. What wasn't stolen: A new car, the other ski, a full paintbucket, two bikes and a fishing rod. [B]Why the fuck would someone want ONE ski?![/B][/QUOTE] Someone I know had their allotment shed broken into and the people that broke in stole random shit like door sensors and TCP rather than tools or anything of actual value.

Dude, sounds like you got robbed by a master thief. You should be honored that someone could pull that off without you knowing until it was too late.

That's really shitty, OP. Better get building again :v: Also: [QUOTE=Glitch360;25732975]Last winter someone stole my dad's trailer. Funny thing is, there was snow on the ground but it didn't snow that night and there were no tracks, except the part that was under the trailer. They must stolen it with a helicopter or something, I swear.[/QUOTE] This is genuinely the funniest shit I've read in a while.

Man, I hate when jackasses steal my shed.

[QUOTE=kapin_krunch;25732914]At first I thought you meant the cast of jackass stole it. I was disappointed.[/QUOTE] Seriously? I mean, come on.

What the shit?

[QUOTE=peepin;25732809]Why is your shed in front of the house??[/QUOTE] you can clearly tell that that is his fenced in back yard and that that is just another property. why in hell would you have a fence between your shed and house and even in your front yard for that matter! [editline]3rd November 2010[/editline] [QUOTE=Spetzaz;25794374]Some people are just crazy. Once our garage was robbed. What was stolen from there: Two empty paintbuckets, one ski. What wasn't stolen: A new car, the other ski, a full paintbucket, two bikes and a fishing rod. [B]Why the fuck would someone want ONE ski?![/B][/QUOTE] slalom skiing? maybe?

Where will you hide the bodies NOW!? :ohdear:

How the fuck and why the fuck would anyone want to steal a shed?!

Did you look after it?

A giant justing beiberchu ate it.

[QUOTE=SlanderMan;25830479]Where will you hide the bodies NOW!? :ohdear:[/QUOTE] in my walk-in freezer which can only be opened via a retinal scanner hidden behind a painting of my family duh

Damn, that dude is super iffy hardcore.

Damn, it's amazing to see the experiences of Facepuncher's

if they really wanted a shed they would have just taken the materials needed for it from you silly thieves

Are you sure it didn't just get up and walk away?

Protect the Shed, it's a new gamemode for TF2.

[QUOTE=TreasoN.avi;25834381]Protect the Shed, it's a new gamemode for TF2.[/QUOTE] congratulations, I actually laughed out loud at that

your one helluva sleeper huh?

[QUOTE=Spetzaz;25794374]Some people are just crazy. Once our garage was robbed. What was stolen from there: Two empty paintbuckets, one ski. What wasn't stolen: A new car, the other ski, a full paintbucket, two bikes and a fishing rod. [B]Why the fuck would someone want ONE ski?![/B][/QUOTE] Maybe they got one of their skis stolen and need to complete the pair.

Eh, serves you right for all the trolling you do in ITN.

I was waiting for weeks for you to finish that shed...

[QUOTE=MrEndangered;25843689]Eh, serves you right for all the trolling you do in ITN.[/QUOTE] I don't troll. Those are my opinions.