It would be hilarious if they found the neocube after the TOUGH OP gets his brother to beat up his friends.
OP just told me the meaning of life.
I've stolen shitloads of Stationary
I once stole a pencil, but gave it back to my friend later.
I'm a huge criminal.
Your brother probably just lost it.
Because I totally didn't steal it.
I like to make it a mission for myself in school to steal one persons pencil during the day. I would then throw it at their head then continue doing my work before it hit.
they never knew
[QUOTE=Penultimate;27739361]I only steal in video games.[/QUOTE]
Well I don't usually steal in games, but when I do
[img]http://emotibot.net/pix/tn/527.jpeg[/img]
step 1: get friends
step 2: get metal pipes
step 3: walk down to the road to their houses in slow motion while this plays
[media]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=333w6NhGQVM[/media]
where da cube where da cube where da cube at
After reading one of my mom's old sociology books, I sort of understand what drives people to steal.
They can't make ends meet legally, so they have to steal to survive, and once they're labeled as such they see no reason to stop, everyone sees them as a "thief".
[QUOTE=Dougz;27739215]Thieves are some of the worst people you can know.
They're low-lives who have to steal stuff to get anything instead of working for it. If you steal from someone's house, you're liable to get beat the fuck up. And you deserve every bit of that beating. Someone bought that thing you stole with their (mostly) hard-earned money. And now you're just taking it because you're some piece of shit who is lazy and doesn't want to work for it. If you are a thief, fuck you, and your family. That is all.
And here's a quote directed at all you thieves. [/quote]
A true thief puts the work in. Give them some credit, don't hate on their craft.
The area where I live is a big target to thieves, and it's a low class area. My house has been broken into 3 times, and it's horrible to find out that your home has been invaded. The crime has gone down though, since the cops patrol this area a lot more now.
[QUOTE=Psycho_Shadow;27744196]After reading one of my mom's old sociology books, I sort of understand what drives people to steal.
They can't make ends meet legally, so they have to steal to survive, and once they're labeled as such they see no reason to stop, everyone sees them as a "thief".[/QUOTE]
This thread is directed at teenagers who think it's "cool" to steal. They have no reason to steal, yet they do it anyway. In terms of property damage, they are minor annoyances. In terms of principal, the are worse.
[QUOTE=Psychokitten;27744387]This thread is directed at teenagers who think it's "cool" to steal. They have no reason to steal, yet they do it anyway. In terms of property damage, they are minor annoyances. In terms of principal, the are worse.[/QUOTE]
It is?
Pretty sure the OP is directed at anyone who steals, but I could be mistaken.
[img]http://cache.gawker.com/assets/images/4/2009/07/504x_laptop_thief.jpg[/img]
Also, I can't wait for the new Thi4f game to come out... :D
I've had around 2000$ stolen from me.
Most recent break-in was the end of last year, where my tv, laptop and xbox was stolen.
I hate thieves.
[QUOTE=Psycho_Shadow;27744435]It is?
Pretty sure the OP is directed at anyone who steals, but I could be mistaken.[/QUOTE]
It dosn't leave them out, but I get the impression that the OP is more directed at the shitheads who steal simply because they can.
I was changing in the locker room
Lunch rolls around, missing 26 dollars
Next period some kid asks the kid in front of me if he can lend him any money
"I only have $26, but I can give you $10."
me: :frog:
[B]EDIT[/B]
I fixed my story.
[QUOTE=Cl0cK;27742629]I once stole a pencil, but gave it back to my friend later.
I'm a huge criminal.[/QUOTE]
You're a horrible person, you should get a lethal injection.
Kleptos are the worst in my opinion.
[QUOTE=Psychokitten;27745317]Kleptos are the worst in my opinion.[/QUOTE]
I knew two kleptomaniacs. They stole from all my other friends (who they knew) but they would never steal from me for some reason. They're still assholes though.
My brother's friend stole my eight year olds sister's DSi XL that she got for Christmas. He's also stolen my bike and most of my computer parts when we were having a garage sale.
I only steal from big, corporate stores, like Walmart or supermarkets or whatever.
did anyone see the OP's name?
doug
Once I got a stolen bike of mine back because [I]apparently[/I] my friend found it laying around next to a dumpster.
But according to the laughs we had after wards, I believe them.
[QUOTE=Coffee;27739851]Some girl stole my virginity, I'm pretty sure she worked for that.[/QUOTE]
most scalies/furries are extremely socially awkward and could never get it in
And for that, I tell you "cool story bro".
[QUOTE=NuclearAnnhilation;27745471]I only steal from big, corporate stores, like Walmart or supermarkets or whatever.[/QUOTE]
Theft is theft. Most likely, if you can afford to use the internet, you can afford to eat.
I stole 15$ worth of sandwiches from this concession stand at a Debate Tournament today, and my god all 15 of them were delicious as fuck.
Stealings bad kids, don't do it.
[QUOTE=Psychokitten;27745676]Theft is theft. Most likely, if you can afford to use the internet, you can afford to eat.[/QUOTE]
... but food tastes so much better when you steal it!
My step-dad stole money from me, my mother, and my boyfriend before I moved out. Total asshole.
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