Your challenge is to write crossover fanfiction combining The Bible and Duke Nukem. The story should use trying out for a sports team as a plot device!
[editline]16th November 2010[/editline]
Your challenge is to write crossover fanfiction combining MacGyver and Blue's Clues. The story should use a secret government plot as a plot device!
whoa
Your challenge is to write crossover fanfiction combining [b]The Jeffersons[/b] and [b]Superman[/b]. The story should use [b]teen angst[/b] as a plot device!
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counselling him as someone who's gone through suicidal depression.
Also:
Your challenge is to write crossover fanfiction combining [b]Mortal Kombat[/b] and [b]Indiana Jones[/b]. The story should use a [b]tournament of some sort[/b] as a plot device!
Your challenge is to write crossover fanfiction combining [B]Slaughterhouse 5[/B] and [B]Barack Obama[/B]. The story should use [B]love triangles[/B] as a plot device!-NO
Your challenge is to write crossover fanfiction combining [B]American Beauty[/B] and [B]Major League Baseball[/B]. The story should use [B]a seemingly routine day[/B] as a plot device!-NO
Your challenge is to write crossover fanfiction combining [B]The Fairly Oddparents[/B] and [B]the National Football League[/B]. The story should use [B]furries[/B] as a plot device!-NO
Your challenge is to write crossover fanfiction combining [B]Kill Bill[/B] and [B]Final Fantasy 7[/B]. The story should use [B]the future[/B] as a plot device!-Could be good.
[QUOTE=TheWhiteFox1;26110349]"Your challenge is to write crossover fanfiction combining American Idol and The Bible. The story should use the apocalypse as a plot device!"
Well fuck...[/QUOTE]
Satan v. Jesus in the finale? Four Horsemen as judges? I don't know.
"Your challenge is to write crossover fanfiction combining [b]Chapelle's Show[/b] and [b]Home Improvement[/b]. The story should use [b]puberty[/b] as a plot device!"
The funny thing is, I could actually see this being done and it being brutally hilarious.
[quote]Your challenge is to write crossover fanfiction combining [B]The Bible[/B] and [B]Rugrats[/B]. The story should use [B]a character dying two days before they were going to retire[/B] as a plot device![/quote]
As God watched Tommy, he realized that Tommy would replace him soon. Very soon, for two days before God's retirement party, he died in a triple homicide against his disciples. (Going from what I remember from my very limited knowledge of the Bible)
[quote]Your challenge is to write crossover fanfiction combining Super Mario Bros. and Titanic. The story should use somebody misplacing their pants as a plot device![/quote]
As they recovered the bodies from the wreck site they noticed a fat Italian with a red hat on who was wearing nothing but his hello kitty briefs.
Your challenge is to write crossover fanfiction combining Ctrl+Alt+Del and Phantom of the Opera. The story should use unplanned pregnancies as a plot device!
Oh holy crap
[quote]Your challenge is to write crossover fanfiction combining Friday the 13th and Chronicles of Narnia. The story should use the first day of high school as a plot device![/quote]
oh my
Your challenge is to write crossover fanfiction combining Phoenix Wright and Fight Club. The story should use tentacle rape as a plot device!
Challenge. Fucking. Accepted.
[QUOTE=Fezze;26122137]Your challenge is to write crossover fanfiction combining Ctrl+Alt+Del and Phantom of the Opera. The story should use unplanned pregnancies as a plot device!
Oh holy crap[/QUOTE]
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[QUOTE=The Mighty Boatman;26122824]Your challenge is to write crossover fanfiction combining Phoenix Wright and Fight Club. The story should use tentacle rape as a plot device!
Challenge. Fucking. Accepted.[/QUOTE]
Larry Butz opened the door of his apartment to be greeted by Phoenix, his previously hidden tentacles protruding from his anus. "I've been waiting a long time for this," said Phoenix. "I'm going to savour your cum" Phoenix's tentacles extend towards Larry and rip his clothes off slowly. "No, Phoenix, no! Please!" he screams, but nobody can hear him. Suddenly, Tyler Durden explodes through a window and clogs Phoenix's anus with soap. "OBJECTION!" Tyler yells, as Phoenix's ass tentacles explode and he dies of blood loss.
"You saved me," says Larry. "I have a gift for you." Larry pulls out his cock and lets Tyler suck it, before exploding orgasmically in a cum tornado, getting Tyler's face all messy. "Oops, we'll have to fix that. Let's wipe it off with my ass hair."
CONT. CHAPTER 4
EDIT: I'm planning on making this a series. Perhaps I'll make DLC and fill in Chapters 1-3.
[editline]17th November 2010[/editline]
Your challenge is to write crossover fanfiction combining NYPD Blue and Dilbert. The story should use brainwashing as a plot device!
No way.
Your challenge is to write crossover fanfiction combining A-Team and Doom. The story should use furries as a plot device!
...
This just might work. I know nothing about the A-Team though.
Once upon a time the A-team found a spaceship and got on it. It took them to mars. They found monsters and ugly shit like that. They killed monster after monster until furries showed up. Then the A-team and the hell monsters teamed up to exterminate the furries. The end.
[QUOTE=unoriginalname;26123492]Your challenge is to write crossover fanfiction combining A-Team and Doom. The story should use furries as a plot device!
...
This just might work. I know nothing about the A-Team though.
Once upon a time the A-team found a spaceship and got on it. It took them to mars. They found monsters and ugly shit like that. They killed monster after monster until furries showed up. Then the A-team and the hell monsters teamed up to exterminate the furries. The end.[/QUOTE]
I don't have actual words for how disappointed I am in your parents.
[quote]Your challenge is to write crossover fanfiction combining Dead Rising and Mega Man. The story should use furries as a plot device![/quote]
why does it feel it has a pension for combining preset existing conditions?
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[QUOTE=daijitsu;26123687]why does it feel it has a pension for combining preset existing conditions?
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Quit arguing with it, man. If you won't do it I will.
[quote]Your challenge is to write crossover fanfiction combining Chronicles of Narnia and Dexter's Laboratory. The story should use furries as a plot device![/quote]
[i]Peter walked cautiously towards the wardrobe. Something was making strange growling and thumping noises from inside of it. He grabbed a cane off of its stand and lifted it over his head. He opened the door, and immediatly swung downwards at some strange two legged fox (He had never seen one of those in Narnia). "Ow, fuck, ow, ow, fuck ,ow, ow, ow, ow, fuck, ow, ow! PETER! FUCKING STOP!" came Susan's voice.
"Susan, is that you in there? Did the thing eat you?!" Peter noticed another one of the human-foxes, this one much shorter, twitching in the corner. He readied his cane.
"NO! PETER! PLEASE, LET ME EXPLAIN!" Susan shouted, urinating inside of her fox suit, "Listen, I'm the fox. It's not what you think, I didn't want you to find out this wait, but... I'm..."
"A WHAT, SUSAN? SAY IT!"
"A... a furry!" Susan broke into non-visible tears. The other fox moved forward to comfort her.
"WHO THE FUCK IS THAT?" Peter shouted.
"NO, DON'T! That's Dexter!" Susan screamed.
Peter shuttered in disgust, and turned to leave, locking the wardrobe behind him. He would have it burned tomorrow.[/i]
Your challenge is to write crossover fanfiction combining Pokemon and Captain America. The story should use someone opening a gate to Hell as a plot device!
well fuck, ill have to think about that while i go shower.
"Your challenge is to write crossover fanfiction combining Totally Spies and Hellsing. The story should use furries as a plot device!"
Sure...
Your challenge is to write crossover fanfiction combining Dead Rising and Malcolm in the Middle. The story should use unplanned pregnancies as a plot device!- the fuck........... ill think about it.
Your challenge is to write crossover fanfiction combining Hellsing and CSI. The story should use losing one's virginity as a plot device!- holy shit i smell a Hollywood blockbuster
Your challenge is to write crossover fanfiction combining 21 Jump Street and Half-Life. The story should use getting sucked into the "real world" as a plot device!- 0-0
Your challenge is to write crossover fanfiction combining Dragonball Z and Zorro. The story should use regicide as a plot device!- what?!!!
Your challenge is to write crossover fanfiction combining Malcolm in the Middle and Buffy the Vampire Slayer. The story should use gay relationships as a plot device!- oh great
Your challenge is to write crossover fanfiction combining America's Funniest Home Videos and Chapelle's Show. The story should use going away to college as a plot device! ill try
Your challenge is to write crossover fanfiction combining Flapjack and Flavor Flav. The story should use hypnosis as a plot device! holy fuck
Your challenge is to write crossover fanfiction combining S.T.A.L.K.E.R. and doom. The story should use a haunted house as a plot device!
Your challenge is to write crossover fanfiction combining Big O and Shaun of the Dead. The story should use somebody misplacing their pants as a plot device! delicious
Your challenge is to write crossover fanfiction combining Sealab 2021 and Dead Rising. The story should use a parade as a plot device! dident this happen already?
Your challenge is to write crossover fanfiction combining Iron Chef and Metal Gear Solid. The story should use a zombie attack as a plot device!
Your challenge is to write crossover fanfiction combining Star Fox and The Bible. The story should use alcoholism as a plot device!
[QUOTE=The_Abbot555;26099609]Your challenge is to write crossover fanfiction combining [B]4chan[/B] and [B]Freakazoid[/B]. The story should use [B]suicide[/B] as a plot device!
Anonymous looked at the newfag and said "You look familiar... What was your name again?"
Candlejack then yelled out, "I TOLD YOU MY NAME WAS CANDLEJACK!!!"
At this point Anonymous put on his trollface. Then suddenly Candlejack noticed his fatal error and-
Fuck, that sucked.[/QUOTE]
should have had this bit:
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Now taking requests for disgusting/sick/weird fanfics. Point of reference:
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"Your challenge is to write crossover fanfiction combining Doom and The Powerpuff Girls. The story should use rape as a plot device!"
It was a peaceful, sunny day in Doomworld, and the Powerpuff girls were enjoying a nice bout of slaying. They were in a courtyard, surrounded by bodies of those they had slain previously. Buttercup in particular was having fun, as she quite enjoyed the gore that her powers could produce! All in all, things were going pretty well.
Blossom was pinned up against a wall as a zombie mutant was trying to get past her force field. Bubbles noticed, however, and shot a light-shuriken at the zombie mutant and sliced it in half. Blossom thanked Bubbles and edged closer to her, trying to get a vantage point. A zombie mutant was just about to slice Buttercup in two; with a quick flick of her eyes, the zombie mutant was instead now in two. Buttercup was grinning from ear to ear. Blossom sighed. Couldn't she take her job seriously?
Suddenly, Blossom felt a strong pull on her right shoulder as she was pulled behind a wall. Blossom shot light-shurikens in a frenzy, but it was only Bubbles. Luckily, her force field had protected her. Bubbles looked...odd. Something wasn't right about her, but Blossom just couldn't put her finger on it. Bubbles tilted her head slightly to the right and began to grin; Blossom just got more confused.
"I've been waiting for this for a long time," Bubbles rasped, her voice oddly strained.
"Um...Bubbles? What's going on?" Blossom asked, pressing against the wall.
"Oh, nothing...I just want to show you something." Bubbles said, grinning in a malicious sort of way.
Bubbles reached behind her and into her backpack, fishing around. After a bit, she seemed to have found what she wanted. She pulled her hand out and showed it to Blossom, grinning. Blossom gasped--it was a huge dildo.
"What are you doing with that, Bubbles?" Blossom gasped, astounded.
"More like what am I going to do to you!" Bubbles said, laughing evilly.
Blossom screamed as Bubbles forced the dildo in her direction. It hit her leg--Bubbles was retracting. Blossom shot out a punch but Bubbles simply brushed it aside! Bubbles used her paralysis power to freeze Blossom in place, and shot the dildo towards Blossom. Blossom screamed as she felt the dildo penetrate her, causing her to lose any ounce of innocence she had. She began to sniffle; how could Bubbles do this to her? Bubbles just laughed at her sadness and began to pump the dildo up and down into her vagina. Blossom gasped--this felt good!
"unnhh.." Blossom moaned, a mix of pleasure and protest.
"Don't fight it, Blossom. Succumb to me. You know you want this." Bubbles giggled maniacally.
"I...I feel so good...oohhh.."Blossom moaned, again.
Blossom felt herself about to climax. She cried out and felt her body shudder. A wave of emotions cascaded throughout her body as she spurt out a load. She panted and looked at Bubbles, shocked at what she had done. Bubbles just grinned.
"I hope you liked that...because you'll never feel it again." Bubbles said, her tone much darker than before. Suddenly, in a flash, Bubbles rose her hand--and shot a light-shuriken straight into Blossom's forehead.
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Your challenge is to write crossover fanfiction combining Dukes of Hazzard and King of the Hill. The story should use a long lost sibling as a plot device!
This one might manage to work.
Your challenge is to write crossover fanfiction combining Hulk Hogan and Aqua Teen Hunger Force. The story should use competing in a Rock Band tournament as a plot device!
YES
Your challenge is to write crossover fanfiction combining Dragonball Z and Phantom of the Opera. The story should use aliens as a plot device!
YES
Your challenge is to write crossover fanfiction combining Final Fantasy 9 and Command and Conquer. The story should use unclogging as a plot device!
YES
Your challenge is to write crossover fanfiction combining Naruto and Half-Life. The story should use furries as a plot device!
MOST DEFINATELY!!!!!
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