Your challenge is to write crossover fanfiction combining [B]Bill Nye the Science Guy[/B] and [B]Stargate SG1[/B]. The story should use [B]car accidents[/B] as a plot device!
[quote=tea guy;26072828]hell's kitchen?[/quote]
"the fuck you doing dancing in the kitchen? This isn't a dance floor its a cooking ground"
[quote]Your challenge is to write crossover fanfiction combining World War II and Rockband. The story should use a vacation as a plot device[/quote]Time for:
[B]HITLER'S DAY OFF[/B]
"Mein fuhrer...should you not be planning the next bombing of London?" Hitler's second hand man asked. "Gah, for the vast vime. I be playing ROCK BAND! It is an American game where you pretend to play instruments. Is fun." He said, just drumming anyway. "Come join me on the guitar." And thus they drummed away, as the Nazi's began to be picked off by bomber jets up ahead.
:godwin:
[editline]15th November 2010[/editline]
[quote]Your challenge is to write crossover fanfiction combining [B]Dexter[/B] and [B]Max Payne[/B]. The story should use [B]regicide[/B] as a plot device![/quote]Easy.
I stepped outside in the cold rain. England was known for it's rains, I was known for the trail of bodies I left. My wife and baby were dead, their killers dead, and the people responsible for V dead as well. But now he realized that for some reason, the Queen needed to be protected. Word had it she had some underground dealings, she was having people killed. And rumor had it, the killer of killers was around.
Dexter stepped off the plane, ready to do his business. It would be a bit odd working here, but he needed to do it. The Queen was nearby waving her hand at the passengers. He stalked her car back to the castle, and snuck his way in. Granted it wasn't easy, but it was doable. He hid in the shadows, watching her. Then finnaly, he prepared to do the deed with the knife had had snuck in with him. What he didn't know, was that the Queen had hired a new guard for the day...
I drew my gun, hoping to shoot the man who would surely end the phrase "God Save the Queen" once and for all. But as luck would have it, I was playing a game of Russian Roulette I'd lose.
A single shot rang out, and a body fell. The newspapers published the death, but in a matter of months, everyone had moved on.
Your challenge is to write crossover fanfiction [B]combining Frankenstein and Michael Moore. The story should use an orgy as a plot device![/B]
Oh god
Your challenge is to write crossover fanfiction combining [B]The Bible[/B] and Phoenix Wright. The story should use [B]getting sucked into the "real world" as a plot device![/B]
Zing!
[quote=]Your challenge is to write crossover fanfiction combining [B]Hardy Boys[/B] and [B]Alf[/B]. The story should use [B]anal sex[/B] as a plot device![/quote]
No. No. No.
[quote=]Your challenge is to write crossover fanfiction combining [B]CSI[/B] and [B]Dilbert[/B]. The story should use [B]anal sex[/B] as a plot device![/quote]
NO.
[QUOTE=Jad Hinto;26074105]No. No. No.
NO.[/QUOTE]
I guess he....
[img]http://blogs.miaminewtimes.com/riptide/horatio460.jpg[/img]
Just couldn't take it.
[url=http://people.rit.edu/~bss6378/instantCSI/]YEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHH![/url]
[QUOTE=Jad Hinto;26073915]
Easy.
I stepped outside in the cold rain. England was known for it's rains, I was known for the trail of bodies I left. My wife and baby were dead, their killers dead, and the people responsible for V dead as well. But now he realized that for some reason, the Queen needed to be protected. Word had it she had some underground dealings, she was having people killed. And rumor had it, the killer of killers was around.
Dexter stepped off the plane, ready to do his business. It would be a bit odd working here, but he needed to do it. The Queen was nearby waving her hand at the passengers. It was time to end it once and for all, she had ended up dooming many. Now it was over.
I drew my gun, hoping to shoot the man who would surely end the phrase "God Save the Queen" once and for all. But as luck would have it, I was playing a game of Russian Roulette I'd lose.
"OH MY GOD THE QUEEN! SHE'S DEAD!"[/QUOTE]
I have no clue how that relates to dexter.
[quote]Your challenge is to write crossover fanfiction combining [B]Rugrats[/B] and [B]Doug[/B]. The story should use [B]religion[/B] as a plot device![/quote]"I don know if there is a bob out there..." Tommy said.
"Tommy, there's just gotta be something though. I know it...HONK HONK." Skeeter apparently replied.
[editline]15th November 2010[/editline]
[QUOTE=doomkiwi;26074142]I have no clue how that relates to dexter.[/QUOTE]I put in there somewhere how the queen was starting to place hits on people or something.
Your challenge is to write crossover fanfiction combining Smurfs and Alf. The story should use a long lost sibling as a plot device!
do i meet to?
[QUOTE=Jad Hinto;26074155]
I put in there somewhere how the queen was starting to place hits on people or something.[/QUOTE]
That's not exactly something dexter would do... He kills discretely, out of plain sight and you know he never uses a gun.
[QUOTE]Your challenge is to write crossover fanfiction combining [B]Blue's Clues[/B] and [B]Guitar Hero[/B]. The story should use [B]somebody misplacing their pants[/B] as a plot device![/QUOTE]
What
[quote]Your challenge is to write crossover fanfiction combining [B]The Magic School Bus[/B] and [B]Harry Potter[/B]. The story should use [B]a sex-change operation[/B] as a plot device![/quote]Oh boy...I can't...I don't think I can do this.
Mrs. Frizzle sighed after another trip to outer space. She noticed the days were starting to get boring, and she thought of those days long ago when she worked at Hogwarts until they fired her for sleeping with a student. But suddenly inspiration struck. She could get a sex change, go over the knife, and get to Hogwarts. So long as she didn't sleep with another student, or have Dumbledore find out, it would all be good.
"Heard will be getting a new DATDA teacher. Name's Mr. Fazzle." Ron said munching on corn bread.
Coming to a theater near you in 2011, watch Hogwarts get turned upside down in: The Magic Magic School
[editline]15th November 2010[/editline]
[QUOTE=doomkiwi;26074185]That's not exactly something dexter would do... He kills discretely, out of plain sight and you know he never uses a gun.[/QUOTE]Eh, good point. I'll edit.
"Your challenge is to write crossover fanfiction combining Doom and The Powerpuff Girls. The story should use rape as a plot device!"
[quote]
It was a peaceful, sunny day in Doomworld, and the Powerpuff girls were enjoying a nice bout of slaying. They were in a courtyard, surrounded by bodies of those they had slain previously. Buttercup in particular was having fun, as she quite enjoyed the gore that her powers could produce! All in all, things were going pretty well.
Blossom was pinned up against a wall as a zombie mutant was trying to get past her force field. Bubbles noticed, however, and shot a light-shuriken at the zombie mutant and sliced it in half. Blossom thanked Bubbles and edged closer to her, trying to get a vantage point. A zombie mutant was just about to slice Buttercup in two; with a quick flick of her eyes, the zombie mutant was instead now in two. Buttercup was grinning from ear to ear. Blossom sighed. Couldn't she take her job seriously?
Suddenly, Blossom felt a strong pull on her right shoulder as she was pulled behind a wall. Blossom shot light-shurikens in a frenzy, but it was only Bubbles. Luckily, her force field had protected her. Bubbles looked...odd. Something wasn't right about her, but Blossom just couldn't put her finger on it. Bubbles tilted her head slightly to the right and began to grin; Blossom just got more confused.
"I've been waiting for this for a long time," Bubbles rasped, her voice oddly strained.
"Um...Bubbles? What's going on?" Blossom asked, pressing against the wall.
"Oh, nothing...I just want to show you something." Bubbles said, grinning in a malicious sort of way.
Bubbles reached behind her and into her backpack, fishing around. After a bit, she seemed to have found what she wanted. She pulled her hand out and showed it to Blossom, grinning. Blossom gasped--it was a huge dildo.
"What are you doing with that, Bubbles?" Blossom gasped, astounded.
"More like what am I going to do to you!" Bubbles said, laughing evilly.
Blossom screamed as Bubbles forced the dildo in her direction. It hit her leg--Bubbles was retracting. Blossom shot out a punch but Bubbles simply brushed it aside! Bubbles used her paralysis power to freeze Blossom in place, and shot the dildo towards Blossom. Blossom screamed as she felt the dildo penetrate her, causing her to lose any ounce of innocence she had. She began to sniffle; how could Bubbles do this to her? Bubbles just laughed at her sadness and began to pump the dildo up and down into her vagina. Blossom gasped--this felt good!
"unnhh.." Blossom moaned, a mix of pleasure and protest.
"Don't fight it, Blossom. Succumb to me. You know you want this." Bubbles giggled maniacally.
"I...I feel so good...oohhh.."Blossom moaned, again.
Blossom felt herself about to climax. She cried out and felt her body shudder. A wave of emotions cascaded throughout her body as she spurt out a load. She panted and looked at Bubbles, shocked at what she had done. Bubbles just grinned.
"I hope you liked that...because you'll never feel it again." Bubbles said, her tone much darker than before. Suddenly, in a flash, Bubbles rose her hand--and shot a light-shuriken straight into Blossom's forehead.
[/quote]
You're welcome.
[quote]Your challenge is to write crossover fanfiction combining [B]West Side Story[/B] and [B]Snoop Dogg[/B]. The story should use [B]an ancient prophecy[/B] as a plot device![/quote]
Someone needs to do this. NOW.
Your challenge is to write crossover fanfiction combining [B]Penn & Teller[/B] and [B]A-Team[/B]. The story should use [B]an orgy[/B] as a plot device
Oh dear
[quote=]your challenge is to write crossover fanfiction combining [B]hardy boys[/B] and [B]final fantasy 4[/B]. The story should use [B]incest[/B] as a plot device![/quote]
Why is it always the hardy boys?
[QUOTE=geel9;26074280]"Your challenge is to write crossover fanfiction combining Doom and The Powerpuff Girls. The story should use rape as a plot device!"
You're welcome.[/QUOTE]
I expected rip and tear guy, instead just got zombies. DISSAPOINTED IN YOU.
[QUOTE=geel9;26074280]"Your challenge is to write crossover fanfiction combining Doom and The Powerpuff Girls. The story should use rape as a plot device!"
You're welcome.[/QUOTE]
I like your style
[editline]15th November 2010[/editline]
Your challenge is to write crossover fanfiction combining NASCAR and King Arthur. The story should use love triangles as a plot device!
oh man I wanna do this
[QUOTE=IcyTruth;26072254]"Your challenge is to write crossover fanfiction combining Doom and The Powerpuff Girls. The story should use rape as a plot device!"
Well, fuck.[/QUOTE]
[QUOTE=Kill001;26072288]A++
Would read it if someone made a comic about it[/QUOTE]
Oh, hello again Photoshop...
Rather than write about it, I'm going to photoshop pictures for each one i get.
Winner for Doomguy from Doom 1/2
Optimistic for Doomguy from Doom 3
[editline]15th November 2010[/editline]
[QUOTE=rathat;26074409]Rather than write about it, I'm going to photoshop pictures for each one i get.[/QUOTE]
You do that Jared, I can't the arsed to write anything either.
[quote]Your challenge is to write crossover fanfiction combining The Matrix and Snakes on a Plane. The story should use an overdose as a plot device![/quote]
... that's like EXACTLY what I was hoping to get.
[quote]Your challenge is to write crossover fanfiction combining Dexter and Jesse Jackson. The story should use oral sex as a plot device![/quote]
[quote]Your challenge is to write crossover fanfiction combining Grand Theft Auto and Monsters Inc. The story should use Christmas as a plot device![/quote]
I think I will Jecht.
I present to you,
[quote]Your challenge is to write crossover fanfiction combining The Simpsons and The Magic School Bus. The story should use tornadoes as a plot device![/quote]
[img]http://i895.photobucket.com/albums/ac158/rathatx/magicschoolbussimpsonstornado.jpg[/img]
[quote]Your challenge is to write crossover fanfiction combining Transformers and Godzilla. The story should use love triangles as a plot device![/quote]
Huh... I'm trying to work out the logistics of that situation.
Your challenge is to write crossover fanfiction combining Godzilla and ER. The story should use creepy interent fetishes as a plot device!
:wtc:
[QUOTE=rathat;26074614]
[img_thumb]http://i895.photobucket.com/albums/ac158/rathatx/magicschoolbussimpsonstornado.jpg[/img_thumb][/QUOTE]
Oh good god almighty YES.
Your challenge is to write crossover fanfiction combining America's Funniest Home Videos and Sid Meier's Alpha Centauri. The story should use legalizing gay marriage as a plot device!
I want to write one of these now
[quote]Your challenge is to write crossover fanfiction combining Jesse Jackson and . The story should use incest as a plot device![/quote]
:what:
[quote]Your challenge is to write crossover fanfiction combining [b]Growing Pains[/b] and [b]Ctrl+Alt+Del[/b]. The story should use [b]incest[/b] as a plot device![/quote]
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ugh
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