• The TERRIBLE crossover fanfiction idea generator!
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[QUOTE] Your challenge is to write crossover fanfiction combining Teletubbies and Xmen. The story should use robbery as a plot device! [/QUOTE] One day the teletubbies were fed up of eating tubby custard they decided to take out the anguish on the nearest group of people, and low and behold happened to be the X-Men there was fur and claws, blood and guts flying everywhere, at the end Tinky Winky robbed the X-Men's purple dildo and stashed it into his handbag. The End
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[QUOTE]Your challenge is to write crossover fanfiction combining Sopranos and Shaun of the Dead. The story should use tornadoes as a plot device![/QUOTE] Well this doesn't sound bad at all.
Your challenge is to write crossover fanfiction combining [B]Animaniacs[/B] and [B]Slaughterhouse 5[/B]. The story should use [B]gay relationships[/B] as a plot device! Not animaniacs! Anything but that! :gonk:
Your challenge is to write crossover fanfiction combining Gordon Ramsay and Superman. The story should use legalizing gay marriage as a plot device!
[quote]Your challenge is to write crossover fanfiction combining Daikatana and Naruto. The story should use legalizing gay marriage as a plot device![/quote] I can see this being hilarious.
Your challenge is to write crossover fanfiction combining [B]Mystery Science Theater 3000[/B] and [B]James Bond[/B]. The story should use [B]an overdose[/B] as a plot device! [img]http://www.rifftrax.com/files/imagecache/product/CasinoWebPoster.jpg[/img] Close enough for me
[quote]Your challenge is to write crossover fanfiction combining Tarzan and Fight Club. The story should use bondage as a plot device![/quote] This can only end well.
Your challenge is to write crossover fanfiction combining Final Fantasy 7 and Sesame Street. The story should use getting sucked into the "real world" as a plot device!
[quote]Your challenge is to write crossover fanfiction combining MacGyver and Godzilla. The story should use a missing relative as a plot device![/quote] Oh boy, here we go... It seemed like a normal enough day out. The birds were singing, the wind was blowing and MacGyver, in all of his scruffy manliness, was sipping in his back yard on some lemonade from a cup he made out of a piece of printing paper and a paper clip. MacGyver deemed it a pretty nice day out right before the ground started shaking. The ground shook so much that it knocked over MacGyver’s space shuttle made completely out of tooth picks. MacGyver jumped up and while gaining his balance he yelled “Damn it! That space shuttle took me over ten minutes to make. Who the hell is responsible for this?” MacGyver looked at the ocean in his back yard only to see something that he had never seen before. A green head slowly rose out of the ocean in MacGyver’s back yard. Soon enough Godzilla was standing before MacGyver, but it was sort of underwhelming due to the fact that Godzilla was only 5’9”. Turns out that all of the cities that he was terrorizing were model cities, but he did cause some terror as he made the city modelers go out of business. The ground shaking was also just a very coincidental earth quake. “Godzilla, What are you doing in my back yard? I’m a bit busy sipping some lemonade out of homemade cups.” Said MacGyver. “But you are the only one who can help me, MacGyver! My 3rd cousin (twice removed) has been kidnapped!” "My gosh! We have to rescue her. Who was she kidnapped by? "She was abducted by the Five Star Ninja ninja gang!" "Oh no! But that's the only and most powerful ninja gang in the city we live in!" Exclaimed MacGyver. “Yes, we will have to act quickly to save her.” Said Godzilla. So MacGyver quickly threw together a Mercedes with some scrap metal, a rubber band, and some match heads that he refined into gasoline. Soon enough, they were off driving quickly towards the Five Star Ninja ninja gang hideout. “So Godzilla, tell me about this gang, how do they fight?” Said MacGyver as he power slid around a corner. “They are the most ruthless and only ninja fighters in the entire city that we live in. They would stop at nothing to keep out invaders from their hideout. Except fight together, because of some honor shit or something. So it shouldn’t be that hard.” They finally pulled up to a tall building with a sign on the front that said in big neon letters “Five Star Ninja ninja hideout. It’s a secret SSSSSHHHHHH.” MacGyver and Godzilla got out of the car and walked inside where the receptionist greeted them and said “Hello MacGyver and Godzilla, the boss is expecting you. Please go through the door to the left to the first fight arena.” “Thank you” said Godzilla to the receptionist as they walked to the door. Once inside they saw an overly large room for a fighting arena with someone standing at the center of it. On closer inspection it seemed to be a man-shaped coagulation of belts and spiky hair. On even closer inspection they saw it was someone wearing a overly large amount of belts that had so much spiky hair that it must take bucket of liquid cement to be able to style it every morning. “Yup, these people are from Japan.” Said Godzilla. The spiky hair belt-man started talking “I am [url=http://vocaroo.com/?media=velnrY7iZNNIAFMUG]Yacamodolarcarodimario[/url], the first defender of the Five Star Ninja ninja gang hideout. Sadly you will not ever make it to the othe-“ He wasn’t able to finish his sentence as Godzilla had just punched him in the face. “Where is my 3rd cousin (twice removed)!?” exclaimed Godzilla as he was grabbing Yoca by two of his belts and shaking him violently. Yoca wiggled out of Godzilla’s grasp and said “You will have to get past me if you want to get to her and you will never make it past me in my final form!”. Yoca seemed to start screaming and glowing. While Yoca was changing forms MacGyver went to the corner of the room where he found a deflated basket ball, a bicycle, a box of paper clips, a rubber band, and about a pound of nitroglycerine. “Just about enough to make a rocket launcher!” Yoca Transformed into some kind of monster with even more spiky hair and belts, but now with wings. But it was a bit late since there was already a make-shift rocket flying towards him. All that was left was belts and blood covering the floor and walls around where Yoca use to be. Godzilla and MacGyver continued through the next four rooms blowing up each defender until they found Godzilla’s 3rd cousin (twice removed). Godzilla then killed her because she was a bitch. [b]BUT WAIT! A bad fanfiction can’t be truly bad without a sickening sex scene![/b] “Oh Godzilla! How you killed your 3rd cousin (twice removed) turned me on to much!” Said MacGyver as suddenly grew a tail and fur as he does every time after watching someone kill a family member. “Oh god! I thought I was the only one! HHHHHHNNNNNNGGGG” Said Godzilla as his erection grew ten feet long and 3 feet wide. “I want to be in your dick right now!” Said the furry MacGyver already crawling inside Godzilla’s urethra. He crawled down into Godzilla’s balls where he was transformed into semen. Godzilla started fapping furiously, then came gallons of furry MacGyver semen over his dead 3rd cousin (twice removed). [B]THE END[/B]
[quote]Your challenge is to write crossover fanfiction combining Snakes on a Plane and Christopher Walken. The story should use an orgy as a plot device![/quote] :buddy:
Your challenge is to write crossover fanfiction combining Shrek and Shaun of the Dead. The story should use losing one's virginity as a plot device!
Your challenge is to write crossover fanfiction combining [B]Star Fox[/B] and [B]Yoshi's Island[/B]. The story should use [B]rape[/B] as a plot device! Save the children, it's a furfag-a-thon. Your challenge is to write crossover fanfiction combining [B]Days of our Lives[/B] and [B]Metal Gear Solid[/B]. The story should use [B]a zombie attack[/B] as a plot device! Brains? Brains?! BRAAAAAAAAIIIINSSS!
[quote]Your challenge is to write crossover fanfiction combining [B]Stargate SG1[/B] and [B]Ctrl+Alt+Del[/B]. The story should use [B]incest[/B] as a plot device![/quote]What. I mean, I can think of a plot and could probably write it, but what. [quote]Your challenge is to write crossover fanfiction combining [B]Family Circus[/B] and [B]Bill Nye the Science Guy[/B]. The story should use [B]magic[/B] as a plot device![/quote] But I thought Bill Nye was a man of science. [quote]Your challenge is to write crossover fanfiction combining [B]Ghost Hunters[/B] and [B]The Matrix[/B]. The story should use [B]alcoholism[/B] as a plot device![/quote] I discovered the ghost, he made me see the truth, that's why I'm drinking.
[quote]Your challenge is to write crossover fanfiction combining [B]Snoop Dogg[/B] and [B]Dukes of Hazzard[/B]. The story should use [B]losing one's virginity[/B] as a plot device![/quote] This is going to be so offensive. [sp]"Aww... unh... yeah... I love me some white meat" grunted the magnificently pigmented word-smith as he pierced the young Hazard boy's rectum[/sp]
[QUOTE=slayer20;26073354]Your challenge is to write crossover fanfiction combining [B]Kirby[/B] and [B]Metal Gear Solid[/B]. The story should use [B]a tournament of some sort[/B] as a plot device! Out of all of the ones I got, this was the best so far.[/QUOTE] Super smash bros.
Your challenge is to write crossover fanfiction combining [b]Les Miserables[/b] and [b]In the Heat of the Night.[/b] The story should use [b]oral sex[/b] as a plot device! :byodood:
Your challenge is to write crossover fanfiction combining Snoop Dogg and Duke Nukem. The story should use brainwashing as a plot device!
Your challenge is to write crossover fanfiction combining Evil Dead and Thundercats. The story should use competing in a Rock Band tournament as a plot device!
Your challenge is to write crossover fanfiction combining Miami Vice and Shaun of the Dead. The story should use furries as a plot device! [editline]15th November 2010[/editline] Your challenge is to write crossover fanfiction combining Fight Club and Zorro. The story should use puberty as a plot device!
[quote]Your challenge is to write crossover fanfiction combining [B]Silent Hill[/B] and [B]Batman[/B]. The story should use [B]furries[/B] as a plot device![/quote] what
Your challenge is to write crossover fanfiction combining [B]Snoop Dogg[/B] and [B]Twilight[/B]. The story should use [B]hypnosis[/B] as a plot device! Sounds interesting.
Your challenge is to write crossover fanfiction combining Lizzie McGuire and Totally Spies. The story should use losing one's virginity as a plot device! I wanna see that one.
[QUOTE=Necrotic Fever;26079024]Your challenge is to write crossover fanfiction combining Lizzie McGuire and Totally Spies. The story should use losing one's virginity as a plot device! I wanna see that one.[/QUOTE] Hot hot HOT [editline]15th November 2010[/editline] [quote]Your challenge is to write crossover fanfiction combining [B]Gordon Ramsay[/B] and [B]Buffy the Vampire Slayer[/B]. The story should use [B]hurricanes[/B] as a plot device![/quote] THAT'S THE WORST FUCKING TV SHOW I'VE EVER SEEN FUCKING GO FUCKING DIE IN A FUCKING HURRICANE!!!! done
Your challenge is to write crossover fanfiction combining The Bible and Growing Pains. The story should use gay relationships as a plot device! :byodood:
[quote]Your challenge is to write crossover fanfiction combining [B]Sesame Street[/B] and [B]CSI[/B]. The story should use [B]magic[/B] as a plot device![/quote] Who killed elmo? [editline]15th November 2010[/editline] [quote]Your challenge is to write crossover fanfiction combining [B]Indiana Jones[/B] and [B]Carmen Sandiego[/B]. The story should use [B]legalizing gay marriage[/B] as a plot device![/quote] ok what [editline]15th November 2010[/editline] [quote]Your challenge is to write crossover fanfiction combining [B]Superman[/B] and [B]Gordon Ramsay[/B]. The story should use [B]losing one's virginity[/B] as a plot device![/quote] uh WHAT [editline]15th November 2010[/editline] [quote]Your challenge is to write crossover fanfiction combining [B]Phoenix Wright[/B] and [B]Pirates of the Caribbean[/B]. The story should use [B]rape[/B] as a plot device![/quote] I was wondering how long it would take Wright to show up... also, WHAT
Your challenge is to write crossover fanfiction combining Futurama and Mystery Science Theater 3000. The story should use a malevolent artificial intelligence as a plot device! This could actually make sense. Your challenge is to write crossover fanfiction combining Scooby Doo and Rugrats. The story should use unplanned pregnancies as a plot device! Oh god what Your challenge is to write crossover fanfiction combining Ninja Turtles and Homestar Runner. The story should use tornadoes as a plot device! Haha that's awesome.
[quote]Your challenge is to write crossover fanfiction combining Incredible Hulk and Garfield. The story should use bondage as a plot device![/quote] the poor fat cat doesn't have a chance...
[quote=http://kaction.com/badfanfiction/]Your challenge is to write crossover fanfiction combining [b]The Real World[/b] and [b]Transformers.[/b] The story should use a [b]malevolent artificial intelligence[/b] as a plot device![/quote] But, that terrible idea is already made!
Your challenge is to write crossover fanfiction combining Yoshi's Island and the National Football League. The story should use tentacle rape as a plot device! Uh... [editline]15th November 2010[/editline] Your challenge is to write crossover fanfiction combining Flapjack and Frankenstein. The story should use suicide as a plot device! :aaaaa:
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