I'd probably just drink myself to death, being a survivor sounds worse than death. I'm not scrounging for food and supplies and sleeping with one eye open for the slim chance of living another day. I'd much rather go out in style/drunk.
I think one of the greatest ironies of zombie survival is that everyone thinks guns are the answer, but guns are going to attract more zombies than they kill.
Wear a facemask and goggles to ensure no blood gets into my eyes or any shit like that, grab some old guitar which plays like shit and has the strings removed, stay inside, leave all the lights and all that bullsex off and make sure there's a way to escape without being spotted otherwise I'm fucked if a swarm raids my home. Alternatively, I could wear a messed up shirt and tie, shave all my hair off and grab a huge supply of peelz and then I'd have nothing to worry about.
I'd lead all the pretty girls into my saferoom and lock the door.
Forever. :smug:
I can beat zombies I have a deagle brand deagle.
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I also love how all these people think an apocalypse would be simple and that they can even survive.
I would barricade the main hallway in my house with everything that is not bolted to the floor, and if shit goes down I would crawl out my window and make a mad dash to the car, and head to the mountains to look for a cave to die in.
Me and my family would probably go on one of the [I]many[/I] evacuation ships and go to some isolated island with the rest of the refugees.
In other words, if I were in a I Am Legend situation, I'd be one of the guys opening the city doors at the end of the film.
[QUOTE=Paravin;19647159]I'd lead all the pretty girls into my saferoom and lock the door.
Forever. :smug:[/QUOTE]
Vault 69. Fuck yeah.
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" hurf-durf zombies aren't real"
No fucking shit sherlock, of course Zombies are impossible.
That's not the point of the thread though is it?
If you're gonna say shit like that just don't post, it's that simple.
i would buy a pull to open door.
I'd pack essentals, drive to cork harbour, and get a boat to the aran islands... a island just off the coast of ireland, it's not impractical..
(i live a few miles away from the harbour)
[QUOTE=Zenpod;18724043]Take car
Go round mums
Kill phil
Grab Liz
Go to the Winchester
Have a nice cold pint and wait for all this to blow over[/QUOTE]
Dont forget your cricket bat!
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I would grab my crossbow and my katana and head out moving from town to town with my dog ( a trained german shepard) and ransack all towns i cross looking for fuel, food, batteries and try to find a HAM radio to connect with others and learn about safe area's and hopefully survive till all sons of bitches are dead.
screw it let the military hadle it!
you do what yea can to survive, we won't know tell it accualy hits to be sure in what we will do.
If we're talking about them slow fuckers, I would go hunting for shits and kicks. (I am a redneck.)
If they were the fast fuckers I would be pissing and shitting my pants and huddled in a corner.
I don't have a plan like some of you people... I did see a weird fucker with one of those survival books and he assured me it would happen. What the hell is wrong with people?
I have a rant about people and their "plans."
Most, if not all of you never have fired a gun before.
What if the sights are fucked? What if it jams? Do you know EXACTLY what ammunition it takes?
(I can see you guys putting bird shot in the gun.)
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