Serious Zombie Survival Thread.

[SteeleCratos]

Depends on the zombie.

Slow - just walk faster
28 days later - find some guns and get to the water
Left 4 dead - get a baseball bat.
I am Legend - Well I'm fucked at nightfall anyway.

[Fire Kracker]

[QUOTE=Mac2468;18645485]I hate you guys who are always reminding me that zombies are physically impossible.[/QUOTE]

Zombies are impossible

But what about mutants

[Pigeon87]

[quote=kevn150;18645395]i'd get a mob, overturn the local armory, steel a humvee, a m16, maybe a few grenades, and a m32 tank.

Then i'd get a boat (maybe have to leave tanky behind) to an island off the coast, and then i'd grow corn or something delicious.[/quote]

riot! Rio-oh god teargas! Ow! It stings the eyes!

[Shoe Phone]

Check this shit out, yo.

[url]http://www.class3outbreak.com/zombie-outbreak-simulator/[/url]

It's a good way to spend an hour or two.

[dilleo182]

Uh...go to the Army Reserve's office in my area or go find some place with an electric fence.

[Divaya]

Barricade myself in Superstore.

[Perfumly]

FP Zombie Nerd Kids:
"Look everyone, I'm completely prepared ok. I have a whole canteen of water and a gas mask and an airsoft gun, bring it bitches!!!"

[youmike]

[QUOTE=Perfumly;18657991]FP Zombie Nerd Kids:
"Look everyone, I'm completely prepared ok. I have a whole canteen of water and a gas mask and an airsoft gun, bring it bitches!!!"[/QUOTE]

glad i wasn't the only one thinking this

[Dr Smashy]

Well, first I'd get my on my private cruise ship made of gold and laugh at everyone else dying.

Then I'd repopulate the planet with my unlimited supply of girlfriends (that I keep on my boat) while taking potshots at zombies with dual wielded gold plated Deagles (that I keep in my infinitly large gun closet that is also in my boat) that come too close to my awesome boat.

Second, after about three days I realize that, since I have an unlimited supply of hot chicks and guns I can take back the planet and become the emporor of the world.

Third, I do so.

And assuming I can't get to my boat I shoot myself.

[Perfumly]

How many gold deagle clips do u have?

[Fire Kracker]

[QUOTE=Perfumly;18658337]How many gold deagle clips do u have?[/QUOTE]

i guess infinite

[zombiefreak]

Thankfully our house has stairs, so we can just break them in case of an outbreak.

Also, we have a fucking armory downstairs so we can arm the neighborhood.

[editline]10:08PM[/editline]

You've seen my collection.

[LieCake]

You guys we have a bigger problem....
On Decemeber 12th, 2012 Chuck Norris will get three woman pregnant all at the same time, nine seconds later (the magic of Norris sperm) they will give birth to three beings, Inky, Blinky, and Clide. These three beings will bring upon us a new age of destruction....

This age will be called....
[b]The DownFall Of Pac-Man[/b]

[MrTwicks]

put a headcrab on my head... dont want to be the odd one out.

[Mr. Someguy]

I would die / be a zombie.

[editline]01:58AM[/editline]

And so would all of you.

[abcpea]

if there were zombies id surf through them on my bladed hoverboard

[avwos]

Ummm... zombies arn't real.

[editline]01:24PM[/editline]

[QUOTE=Mr. Someguy;18658912]I would die / be a zombie.

[editline]01:58AM[/editline]

And so would all of you.[/QUOTE]

Pessimist.

Besides, someone would survive.

[Kzaf]

Its kinda unnecessary to prepare yourself for a thing that won't come for sure.

[Perfumly]

[QUOTE=zombiefreak;18658386]Thankfully our house has stairs, so we can just break them in case of an outbreak.

Also, we have a fucking armory downstairs so we can arm the neighborhood.

[editline]10:08PM[/editline]

You've seen my collection.[/QUOTE]

My name is zombiefreak and I like to boast about the fact that I own a few guns at every given opportunity.

[Mr_Minion]

[QUOTE=Derubermensch;18646758]First Thought: YES, NOW I CAN KILL PEOPLE LEGALLY![/QUOTE]

You literally need to be sectioned.

Also, nobody's plan would work, everybody would actually shit themselves and anyone who has a plan in case of a zombie invasion is a bender.

[MrHeadHopper]

alright so motherfucking humans weren't made to break up doors so i should be safe by locking my fence and my front door
if i am inmune,i get an hard leather jacket to cover my body and thats it
if i am not,i do the same because MOTHERFUCKING human teeth can't go trought clothes so yeah
after that i go to a tool shop to get something to defend my ass
after that i will look for weapons and thats motherfucking it
if there are any special infected,example a hunter thingie or a TANKKKKKKKKK
i will go around,find myselfes my sister,give her 2 colts,find myselfes some nigger,give him 1 uzi,find myselfes some old veteran,give him an m4a1,and after that whenever we find some big muscle shit we say TANKKKKKKKKKKK and we start firing our pipes,molotovs and m4a1's and shit towards the motherfucking hunter and tank shit

or we go like crazy motherfuckers and swing the hell outta that motherfucker
so yaeh i am covered pretty much
i bet you all are covered too

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[BOP]

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[Quidsy the Squi]

What you should REALLY do in times of crisis:

[media]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mv5qzMtLE60&feature=related[/media]

[Swimbound]

In the [b]Serious[/b] zombie apocalypse you should [b]Get Serious[/b]

[img]http://www.shamusyoung.com/twentysidedtale/images/serious_sam.jpg[/img]

[Comtochus]

I highly doubt most Facepunchers have access to firearms. Even in the United States, there are countless regulations that limit firearm sales to pistols (mainly 9mm) and shotguns (3 shells loaded max). In Florida, store owners, shooting ranges, hunters, and security guards seem to be the only ones who can buy firearms.

What about during the zombie apocalypse? Unless you have people who trust you enough to hand you a gun, you're more likely to get shot.

[johanz]

[QUOTE=Comtochus;18663785]I highly doubt most Facepunchers have access to firearms. Even in the United States, there are countless regulations that limit firearm sales to pistols (mainly 9mm) and shotguns (3 shells loaded max). In Florida, store owners, shooting ranges, hunters, and security guards seem to be the only ones who can buy firearms.

What about during the zombie apocalypse? Unless you have people who trust you enough to hand you a gun, you're more likely to get shot.[/QUOTE]
And also you can't just loot a gun store, someone else will shoot you.

[-TRASE-]

I wouldride my bike

[Perfumly]

[QUOTE=Comtochus;18663785]I highly doubt most Facepunchers have access to firearms. Even in the United States, there are countless regulations that limit firearm sales to pistols (mainly 9mm) and shotguns (3 shells loaded max). In Florida, store owners, shooting ranges, hunters, and security guards seem to be the only ones who can buy firearms.

What about during the zombie apocalypse? Unless you have people who trust you enough to hand you a gun, you're more likely to get shot.[/QUOTE]

[url]http://filesmelt.com/downloader/Safeshurrdurr.png[/url]
:smug:

[Makrin]

[QUOTE=Rofl my Waff;18645575]Then you run out of ammo and you are stuck on a roof with no food or water.[/QUOTE]

Rated agree, because with my luck that's exactly what would happen. In that case, I'd go back downstairs, load more Garand clips, get more beer, and repeat.

EDIT: But I'd bring some Cheese Puffs this time.

[johanz]

[QUOTE=Perfumly;18663844][url]http://filesmelt.com/downloader/Safeshurrdurr.png[/url]
:smug:[/QUOTE]
You won't have enough hands.