Most of you are "derp get gun shoot zombie win" but i doubt you guys will even be able to fire straight in a panic state, as your life is at risk and the odds are against you.
[b]Basic[/b]
Since this is "serious" i'm assuming it is the L4D type of zombie. As it probably is the most realistic (minus special infected). I'd probably lock myself in my house, try not to attract attention and call the police.
[b]Police respond, sending help:[/b]
Ask them how they are dealing with the situation, i pack my bag [b]with 3-5 cans of food, Two bottles of water, my portable gaming pack (Nintendo DS, earphones, DS charger), a map, a kitchen knife :chef:and a pocket knife, hammer, my mobile phone, my savings ($300), matches, painkillers, band aids, etc., pen and paper, battery operated torch and wind-up torch, small portable radio, one set of clean clothes.[/b] and wait for them to pick me up. Follow their instructions. :cop:
[b]Police do not respond/no help[/b]
Call friends, see if they respond. Start panicking. Start very simple barricades. (Bookshelf at back door etc.)
[b]Part 2[/b]
[b]Friends respond, able to talk:[/b]
Talk about the pandemic, discuss survival options. See if it is possible to all meet. (i live 20 minutes away by car, that's pretty far.) If able to meet, discuss transport (i may have to drive, even though i'm too young.) Pack bag with the contents above.
[b]Friends do not respond/not able to talk[/b]
Stay locked in house, when i go insane from panic or starvation, get in car and drive furiously to closest shop and loot. If zombies get in the car, get out kitchen knife. If i am about to die, suicide.
[editline]11:39AM[/editline]
oh and i forgot, pack two homemade molotovs in a plastic bag. (Cloth+alcohol+beer bottle)
I would personally try to collect as many resources as I can, i.e. Torch, Water, money, etc. Then would collect 'weapons', kitchen knife, reasonably sharp screw-drivers, my trusty'ol hammer (which is sharpened on the bit where you pull out nails).
Then make my way (driving) to the nearest toy store and raid them for some night vision goggles ([url]http://www.toysrus.com/product/index.jsp?productId=3073332[/url] or something like'em)
Then slowly (through both driving, and if possible, bike) make my way towards the country - where zombies will be in lesser numbers.
And then live my life trying to avoid attention, and if the zombies ever get to me - suicide, preferably taking them with me - i.e. igniting a flower pot filled with thermite.
Staying in the city and trying to kill zombies with all guns blazing is not a good way to try to survive.
Bike? Do keep in mind zombies will attempt to attack you if near, and if you're cornered, you're screwed.
First Thought - Oh fuck, oh fuck, oh fuck, oh fuck, oh fuck, oh fuck.
First Action - Call relatives over, all of them.
Second Action - Drive over to my uncles 3 story brick house, with only 2 bottom floor solid wooden doors. Not to mention, he is mid way through switching to solar panels.
Third Action - Buy as much shit possible from our local super markets, ware houses, gun stores, everything. I've calculated, there are 5 major supermarkets within 5 miles of that house. Not including the convience stores. There are 2 house warehouse stores that have vital supplies.
Fourth Action - Get the generators from my uncle's huge tool shed, and other tools that could provide useful.
Whilst this is happening, I'm trust my family to barricade the house.
That house has a 1 foot thick brick wall covering the back yard, we'll put barbed wire and CCTV all around the home. That home also has a panic room, which can provide a last ditch effort if worse comes to worse. We will park our vehicles in the garage, which we will reinforce tremendously, a 50 MPG Toyota Highlander SUV Hybrid, my V6 Diesel VW Touareg, 2 KTM Dirtbikes, 4 Mountain Bikes, and 1 Vespa. We will completely barricade the first floor, reinforcing walls, doors, and completely sealing out windows. We will then move everything, EVERYTHING, into the second and third floors. We have enough rooms in the second and third floor to hold atleast 30 people. We will connect the CCTV to the Panic Room, where someone will monitor it 24/7. Weaponry includes 2 M1 Carbines, 1 SKS, 1 Remington 700, P90 MilSpec (Class 3 FFL), M4A1, and various hand guns. We will have sniping points all over the third story. Will will proceed to destroy the staircase and just use a ladder if we ever need to go down. Our stocks of gasoline will be readily attached to the cars. Our food and water will have seperate bedrooms. We will consume all the perishables first. The generators will be in the guest bedroom on the second floor. The room with the Generators will be as sound proofed as humanly possible. The generators will only be used if the Solar Panels fail. Everyone is on strict noise discipline for 8 hours a day, no noise whatsoever unless it's from a headset. Talking is aloud, but, singing should be quiet. At night, all windows will be sealed with Steel Plates, lights can be turned on, and you can still do whatever, as long as it's on a headset. No light will be visible from outside the house, except for a red dot on the CCTV Cameras. Everyone must also exercise for an hour each day and familiarize themselves with the rifles, with no ammunition of course, but, just to learn how.
I hope to hell I never have to execute this dubbed "Plan Lima India Alpha Uniform Whiskey"
L.I.A.U.W.
Living in an Undead World
Everyone seems to be pulling .408s out of their ass (looking at you ghost), magically moving 'between towns', and looting the fuck out of grocery stores at first sight. mostly everyone else WOULD DO THE SAME FUCKING THING. etc. I don't really have a plan for a zombie invasion, but I've got first aid kits and plenty of firearms, along with proper training on them so I'm sure I could survive long enough to actually get something planned out.
[QUOTE=SHoGuNN3R;18696254]First Thought - Oh fuck, oh fuck, oh fuck, oh fuck, oh fuck, oh fuck.
First Action - Call relatives over, all of them.
Second Action - Drive over to my uncles 3 story brick house, with only 2 bottom floor solid wooden doors. Not to mention, he is mid way through switching to solar panels.
Third Action - Buy as much shit possible from our local super markets, ware houses, gun stores, everything. I've calculated, there are 5 major supermarkets within 5 miles of that house. Not including the convience stores. There are 2 house warehouse stores that have vital supplies.
Fourth Action - Get the generators from my uncle's huge tool shed, and other tools that could provide useful.
Whilst this is happening, I'm trust my family to barricade the house.
That house has a 1 foot thick brick wall covering the back yard, we'll put barbed wire and CCTV all around the home. That home also has a panic room, which can provide a last ditch effort if worse comes to worse. We will park our vehicles in the garage, which we will reinforce tremendously, a 50 MPG Toyota Highlander SUV Hybrid, my V6 Diesel VW Touareg, 2 KTM Dirtbikes, 4 Mountain Bikes, and 1 Vespa. We will completely barricade the first floor, reinforcing walls, doors, and completely sealing out windows. We will then move everything, EVERYTHING, into the second and third floors. We have enough rooms in the second and third floor to hold atleast 30 people. We will connect the CCTV to the Panic Room, where someone will monitor it 24/7. Weaponry includes 2 M1 Carbines, 1 SKS, 1 Remington 700, P90 MilSpec (Class 3 FFL), M4A1, and various hand guns. We will have sniping points all over the third story. Will will proceed to destroy the staircase and just use a ladder if we ever need to go down. Our stocks of gasoline will be readily attached to the cars. Our food and water will have seperate bedrooms. We will consume all the perishables first. The generators will be in the guest bedroom on the second floor. The room with the Generators will be as sound proofed as humanly possible. The generators will only be used if the Solar Panels fail. Everyone is on strict noise discipline for 8 hours a day, no noise whatsoever unless it's from a headset. Talking is aloud, but, singing should be quiet. At night, all windows will be sealed with Steel Plates, lights can be turned on, and you can still do whatever, as long as it's on a headset. No light will be visible from outside the house, except for a red dot on the CCTV Cameras. Everyone must also exercise for an hour each day and familiarize themselves with the rifles, with no ammunition of course, but, just to learn how.
I hope to hell I never have to execute this dubbed "Plan Lima India Alpha Uniform Whiskey"
L.I.A.U.W.
Living in an Undead World[/QUOTE]
Youd be dead by Step 3 :downs:
What if virus is airborne? Do you have your gasmasks?
[QUOTE=johanz;18696747]What if virus is airborne? Do you have your gasmasks?[/QUOTE]
Airborne virus > gas mask :downs:
My first reaction would probably be denial. I mean what are the chances of a actual zombie outbreak? but that doesn't mean i would not be prepared. I would stock up 6 gallons of water, gotta travel light a slow person is a dead person. My family would immediately not believe in the virus so i would have to convince them or leave.
My friend and i have had a zombie plan for some time now and are well aware of the plan. I go to his house and from there we stock up on Canned goods and other foods that will not parish over time. After that we will stay away from people in the city, A panicked person is as bad as a raging zombie. Find and alternate route And avoid any major roads why? people trying to flee with their loved ones who have probably been bitten. that means their cars are on the road and zombies are in the cars waiting.
Weapons will be simple and quiet, preferably a 9mm Pistol because its ammo can be found anywhere. As a melee i would use a crowbar its fast, light, and a multi-use weapon for prying just in case. The smartest way to travel would be via bike. its fast, man powered, and very maneuverable.
Try to avoid zombies as much as possible, zombies may not be smart but they are very persistent if you go "rambo" on one zombie its sure to attract the attention of more.
Sleeping will be hard to do when millions of flesh eating zombies crave your body but you must sleep to keep up your energy and keep you mind fresh. Never sleep in a building or outside on the ground you always want to sleep on higher ground like a a rooftop or a tree.
Because the probabilities of fast zombies are very low due to the body being dead and partial Rigamortis in the body making it a slow predator, travel slow and comfortably don't over due it you may accidentally fall asleep in a non safe zone and never wake up.
Locations would be difficult my first area would be somewhere very cold. but since i live in Ohio that's going to be hard to achieve. why cold? the bodies freeze in extreme conditions. unfortunately there are some cons. 1. The cold doesn't only stop the dead it can stop you, Never go unless you have warm clothing and the appropriate food. 2. Food, food will be very hard to get due to you having to trap and kill an animal that's lived there its entire life, you on the other hand may just have entered and know nothing of the place or animals. But don't worry there are two more scape goats. One would be a House built off the ground like on stilts or the top of an apartment complex with the stairs up destroyed to prevent the dead from getting to you. Another is a Offshore oil rig. for obvious reasons this is a great place it can be easily reached with access of a boat and it can provide an Ultimate shelter from the dead. zombies cant swim and zombies cant operate machinery making you untouchable, just be sure to clear the oil rig of any undead friends if present.
Dont ever let your emotions get the best of you. if a family member you friend has been bitten put them out of their misery, dont think of it as you killing a friend think of it as ending a friends pain.
The military in the beginning will usually join in and attempt to control the zombie outbreak. But their patents will soon run dry and will either A bunker up or B decide to nuke and start over. well at that point...your fucked.
But lets say the zombie apocalypse is controlled and everyone is safe. lets say all of your friends, family and everyone around you is alive and healthy. That isnt the end i would at least wait 6 months to make sure no outbreaks occur if not then YOU JUST SURVIVED THE APOCALYPSE!!!! congrats.
[QUOTE=MudRuninRedNeck;18696979]*text*[/QUOTE]
If we get fast zombies, you're fucked. How realistic does it sound a dead body to walk? It's even more impossible than actual outbreak.
[QUOTE=johanz;18697052]If we get fast zombies, you're fucked. How realistic does it sound a dead body to walk? It's even more impossible than actual outbreak.[/QUOTE]
The only way we would get fast zombies if it was more of a enraging virus kinda like rabies im talking about traditional zombies but yea that changes some but not much.
Well, for the first, i'd probably get infected, like 90% of the rest of humanity.
Second, i'd relax. There ain't gonna be any zombies, so.. Meh.
Third, if there actually was an outbreak, I'd stay home. I live by the forest, so inb4 cabin
[QUOTE=Swimbound;18696738]Youd be dead by Step 3 :downs:[/QUOTE]
Step one is during the early detection phase, see some suspicious shit.
"Vicious strain of Mad Cow Diesease infecting the Eastern Seaboard of the US"
"A local resident reported a gruesome homicide earlier today, the family of John Regerdale all seemed to be bitten to death. CSI reports human bitemarks in the victim's bodies."
Etc.
etc. etc.
It's all about knowing before shit hits the fan.
[QUOTE=SHoGuNN3R;18697426]Step one is during the early detection phase, see some suspicious shit.
"Vicious strain of Mad Cow Diesease infecting the Eastern Seaboard of the US"
"A local resident reported a gruesome homicide earlier today, the family of John Regerdale all seemed to be bitten to death. CSI reports human bitemarks in the victim's bodies."
Etc.
etc. etc.
It's all about knowing before shit hits the fan.[/QUOTE]
agreed.
[QUOTE=BlueSaint;18690309]That too.
Any way any form of bike would be the best choice because it is efficient,compact,has good mpg and goes fast.
All you need.
[editline]07:08PM[/editline]
But unlike l4d we can't chug whole bottles and survive.[/QUOTE]
But unlike l4dthere are no zombies to kill other than fat wow fanboys.
[QUOTE=mzathemind;18690212]2 pistols
Katana
Dirtbike
Official zombie gear.[/QUOTE]
lmao
Probably go to a local fishing shop and grab few rifles (yeah i dunno why they have guns either)
then i dunno tbh
Half of my town is already prepared for any version of world chaos, since half the town sustains itself off of big game and fishing. Most of the houses here have basements that anyone could live and survive for more than a couple months. So everyone here has enough weaponry and firepower combined to take down the whitehouse.
First off, this is based out of Canada, around Whitehorse, as our current location would not provide us with good working conditions, and the road to Canada from our town would take us only a couple of hours to reach the border.
Anyways, prep for me would be:
When I was going to move into my own house, I thought ahead about what would be the easiest and affordable one to make, and shipping container houses won that. I also thought ahead with some of my friends and we've agreed that after we graduate, we're going to create a safehouse out of six shipping containers. Shipping containers price range usually cost around $1,000.00 (USD of course). We would bury the first two about 20 feet deep, and reinforce all the walls with I beams and such. Then, we're going to put a thick metal plate on top of the two, cut holes through the roof and and through the metal plate in order for a staircase or ladder to allow access to the bottom container rooms. Then, we would weld two more containers on top of the plate and have them sit on top of the plate and containers. (Note: The bottom containers would have enough structural integrity to hold any weight we would plan on adding on top of them.) Then, after place those two new containers and adding the I beams and such to those two, and creating doors in all four containers to make the four rooms, (Which would be an armory, bunk room as well as doctors quarters, kitchen and the generator room which would also contain an air recycling system) and adding the stairs or ladders between floors, we would place one more container on top of the two new containers, then have it standing on one of the ends. This would serve as a guard tower, as well as the beginning of the entrance. After burying the rest of the containers up to ground level, (Which would be around a 4 - 6 foot layer of dirt) and having my tower up, we would place the final container on the ground level, and have one end welded to one side of the tower. This would be the entrance, and would contain a gate, and sterile security gate. Another idea was to add a garage on the other side of the entrance, and that is still under speculation.
That would just be the prepared safehouse.
First thoughts, actions and responses would be gathering up most of the food, water and gasoline we could. As most of use already have 4+ firearms in our house, extra weaponry and ammunition would be the second phase. (Most of us have enough ammo to hold off an army of Afghans) Then, there would be the usual weapons search, as well as extra unsullied survivors that would prove useful. We would find the strongest, but fuel efficient vehicles available and strengthen them with better framing, insulation, roll cages, better shocks, replaced windows with steel mesh windows and a cab on the back, and cut out the wall in between to make it an all open vehicle to where we wouldn't have to get out to access the bed of the truck. These would provide us with well prepared, as well as fast and smart way to traverse too and fro searching for supplies and/or survivors to keep safe. Survival kits would include pain killers, anti-biotics, water, bandages and other ways of halting serious infection and diseases other than the zombie's infectious viruses, or whatever it will turn out to be.
Ensuring the safety of others would include a 24 hour security watch on the tower, a cement wall with a 6 inch electric metal gate, a mine field around the perimeter and sterile air for everyone inside of the complex. Radios, phone lines and 24 hour contact with each other would be required and anyone that leaves the complex must be accompanied by at least two others, and must be well armed, as well as survival kits to stay out for at least a week.
That would be me and my friends plan to survive, and so far it seems reasonable, affordable, creatable and realistic.
[QUOTE=evilbla;18698795]Half of my town is already prepared for any version of world chaos, since half the town sustains itself off of big game and fishing. Most of the houses here have basements that anyone could live and survive for more than a couple months. So everyone here has enough weaponry and firepower combined to take down the whitehouse.
First off, this is based out of Canada, around Whitehorse, as our current location would not provide us with good working conditions, and the road to Canada from our town would take us only a couple of hours to reach the border.
Anyways, prep for me would be:
When I was going to move into my own house, I thought ahead about what would be the easiest and affordable one to make, and shipping container houses won that. I also thought ahead with some of my friends and we've agreed that after we graduate, we're going to create a safehouse out of six shipping containers. Shipping containers price range usually cost around $1,000.00 (USD of course). We would bury the first two about 20 feet deep, and reinforce all the walls with I beams and such. Then, we're going to put a thick metal plate on top of the two, cut holes through the roof and and through the metal plate in order for a staircase or ladder to allow access to the bottom container rooms. Then, we would weld two more containers on top of the plate and have them sit on top of the plate and containers. (Note: The bottom containers would have enough structural integrity to hold any weight we would plan on adding on top of them.) Then, after place those two new containers and adding the I beams and such to those two, and creating doors in all four containers to make the four rooms, (Which would be an armory, bunk room as well as doctors quarters, kitchen and the generator room which would also contain an air recycling system) and adding the stairs or ladders between floors, we would place one more container on top of the two new containers, then have it standing on one of the ends. This would serve as a guard tower, as well as the beginning of the entrance. After burying the rest of the containers up to ground level, (Which would be around a 4 - 6 foot layer of dirt) and having my tower up, we would place the final container on the ground level, and have one end welded to one side of the tower. This would be the entrance, and would contain a gate, and sterile security gate. Another idea was to add a garage on the other side of the entrance, and that is still under speculation.
That would just be the prepared safehouse.
First thoughts, actions and responses would be gathering up most of the food, water and gasoline we could. As most of use already have 4+ firearms in our house, extra weaponry and ammunition would be the second phase. (Most of us have enough ammo to hold off an army of Afghans) Then, there would be the usual weapons search, as well as extra unsullied survivors that would prove useful. We would find the strongest, but fuel efficient vehicles available and strengthen them with better framing, insulation, roll cages, better shocks, replaced windows with steel mesh windows and a cab on the back, and cut out the wall in between to make it an all open vehicle to where we wouldn't have to get out to access the bed of the truck. These would provide us with well prepared, as well as fast and smart way to traverse too and fro searching for supplies and/or survivors to keep safe. Survival kits would include pain killers, anti-biotics, water, bandages and other ways of halting serious infection and diseases other than the zombie's infectious viruses, or whatever it will turn out to be.
Ensuring the safety of others would include a 24 hour security watch on the tower, a cement wall with a 6 inch electric metal gate, a mine field around the perimeter and sterile air for everyone inside of the complex. Radios, phone lines and 24 hour contact with each other would be required and anyone that leaves the complex must be accompanied by at least two others, and must be well armed, as well as survival kits to stay out for at least a week.
That would be me and my friends plan to survive, and so far it seems reasonable, affordable, creatable and realistic.[/QUOTE]
Zombies aren't cheap.
Though I haven't really read through ALL of this, I have 3 links I keep in case;
[url]http://www.zombiesurvivalwiki.com/[/url]
[url]http://ww2.zombieinitiative.org/[/url]
[url]http://www.weaponscombat.com/[/url]
It probably has some reposted things in it but whatever.
Oh, I would have a Tank and a 12 Gauge Shotgun, and I would escape in a Lamborghini Murcielago. :buddy:
Cus everyone has an Lamborghini Murcielago in their garage.
[QUOTE=evilbla;18699169]Cus everyone has an Lamborghini Murcielago in their garage.[/QUOTE]
I have two..... but i wouldn't dirty them with pathetic zombies and their stupid blood.
[QUOTE=Mr.2007;18645360][img]http://4gifs.com/gallery/d/130801-1/Brooks_zombies.jpg[/img]
:colbert:[/QUOTE]
Left 4 Dead zombies breath.
I heard them.Last night i was on a friends PC playing L4D and i went noclip and notarget just to see the zombies.
They were fighting,and if you got close to one,you hear em breathing.
So well,zombies produce that weird muscle moving thingie.
There is a chance that their blood isn't coagulated due to shortly after biten (5 minutes due to the graffiti conversations) you become a zombie.
Aaaaaand if they scream,mumble and do noises...
[I]THEY BREATH[/I]
Zombies might be possible,
Mr.2007 is a faggot.
[QUOTE=LiquidNazgul;18691923]
Impressive, but I still don't get what "Don't have to be a chef to know the cooking's shit" means. :\[/QUOTE]
It means, just because someone hasn't written a book, doesn't mean they have no right to criticize.
It's like the Chef telling you to make something better if you don't like his food.
[QUOTE=MrHeadHopper;18700969]Left 4 Dead zombies breath.
I heard them.Last night i was on a friends PC playing L4D and i went noclip and notarget just to see the zombies.
They were fighting,and if you got close to one,you hear em breathing.
So well,zombies produce that weird muscle moving thingie.
There is a chance that their blood isn't coagulated due to shortly after biten (5 minutes due to the graffiti conversations) you become a zombie.
Aaaaaand if they scream,mumble and do noises...
[I]THEY BREATH[/I]
Zombies might be possible,
Mr.2007 is a faggot.[/QUOTE]
l4d =/= zombies
l4d == gay
youre all a bunch of dumb motherfuckers arguing over stupid shit that has no importance in the real world and basing many of your arguments over book written by an asshole who wanted nothing more than to push his political agenda.
Political agenda?
Looks whose talking "dumb motherfucker".
[QUOTE=abcpea;18705327]youre all a bunch of dumb motherfuckers arguing over stupid shit that has no importance in the real world and basing many of your arguments over book written by an asshole who wanted nothing more than to push his political agenda.[/QUOTE]
chill.
Do zombies poop?
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