[QUOTE=abcpea;18705403]sorry im just in a bad mood[/QUOTE]
It's ok. Me too.
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[QUOTE=Perfumly;18663844][url]http://filesmelt.com/downloader/Safeshurrdurr.png[/url]
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JESUS CHRIST, how many goddamn AR-15's do you have?
Also spot an M1 carbine, cool.
Anyway how much ammo do you have for these firearms? And how in god's name did you get the money to buy this?
I can't get over this...
Do you people really believe in zombies?
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This is better than that flat earth society. ([url]http://theflatearthsociety.org[/url])
Oh you won't be laughing when the zombies do attack and I'll be safe in my house with my endless supply of [url=http://farm4.static.flickr.com/3175/2800770534_ab87ed03c5.jpg]push and eat macaroni in a tube.[/url]
The title makes no fucking sense
Plus it has happened before! Haven't you seen that movie by that George Camaro guy, Dawn of the Zombies.
[QUOTE=pie_is_good;18705637]Oh you won't be laughing when the zombies do attack and I'll be safe in my house with my endless supply of [url=http://farm4.static.flickr.com/3175/2800770534_ab87ed03c5.jpg]push and eat macaroni in a tube.[/url][/QUOTE]
Ok then, I'll be a zombie and eat you after you finish that push and eat tube of shit.
pack water. Steal groceries, fishing equipment, water filtration equipment. drive to the coast. There's a little fishing village 20 minutes away. steal a boat, bring a friend and a deck of cards, sail up to the next coastal village to resupply. Rinse. Repeat.
[QUOTE=The FBI;18705875]pack water. Steal groceries, fishing equipment, water filtration equipment. drive to the coast. There's a little fishing village 20 minutes away. steal a boat, bring a friend and a deck of cards, sail up to the next coastal village to resupply. Rinse. Repeat.[/QUOTE]
But wouldn't there be stuff like zombie sharks and stuff?
[QUOTE=agun;18705927]But wouldn't there be stuff like zombie sharks and stuff?[/QUOTE]
naw, dude. zombies affect humans. and as far as I know, zombies can't swim.
[QUOTE=The FBI;18706000]naw, dude. zombies affect humans. and as far as I know, zombies can't swim.[/QUOTE]
They could use a boat. Duh.
[QUOTE=agun;18706088]They could use a boat. Duh.[/QUOTE]
you really think they're that organized? and besides, I can outmaneuver them.
[QUOTE=Rankzerox;18645250]make the zombies view fast threads and become fags[/QUOTE]
They would start banging you instead of eating you, [B][U][I]WHAT SOUNDS WORSE?[/I][/U][/B]
I'll just hide in a barrel somewhere, and hope they don't find me.
My basement is soundproofed. And there are no windows in my basement. I would probably go to the supermarket and stock up on food and water. And then I would buy a small camp stove, along with a fair amount of fuel, and hope that it would last mainly. Then I would plant a small garden in a corner of the basement.
I'd get drunk, high, a bunch of guns, and have zombies suck my dick. When they're sucking it, if it gets a little rough, I blow their head off.
Why do nerds (OP) always assume they won't be one of the millions, if not billions, infected? Survival of the fittest means just what it is, and other than "intelligence" nerds don't usually have a lot going for them.
[QUOTE=Zombii;18707196]My basement is soundproofed. And there are no windows in my basement. I would probably go to the supermarket and stock up on food and water. And then I would buy a small camp stove, along with a fair amount of fuel, and hope that it would last mainly. Then I would plant a small garden in a corner of the basement.[/QUOTE]
nothing would change
Here's my action plan.
ASSuming all places have been robbed because everybody else is going apeshit, go to a cost-co and stockpile everything i can (guns, ammo, meele guns, powerade and cheetos) in a huge truck with a big ass reservoir of fuel made with a barrel. then i would get going to the nearest coast and steal some big ass yacht. then it's easy, just stay 20 km from land, eating cheetos and powerade, and watching some dvds of "House" and "the big bang theory" obiously connected to some sort of power source to the land, dumb zombies unable to disconnect it.
Then 1 day a week i would approach the coast, snipe some zombies and go back.
[quote]Serious Zombie Survival Thread.[/quote]
There is no facepalm large enough for this.
[QUOTE=abcpea;18707748]nothing would change[/QUOTE]
Zzzzzziiiiowned
id get gunz and shot the zombiez so i wud get rescud then i wud get babes to reprodus our erth!!11!one! XD
But, in all seriousness, :suicide:
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[QUOTE=MrHeadHopper;18700969]Left 4 Dead zombies breath.
I heard them.Last night i was on a friends PC playing L4D and i went noclip and notarget just to see the zombies.
They were fighting,and if you got close to one,you hear em breathing.
So well,zombies produce that weird muscle moving thingie.
There is a chance that their blood isn't coagulated due to shortly after biten (5 minutes due to the graffiti conversations) you become a zombie.
Aaaaaand if they scream,mumble and do noises...
[I]THEY BREATH[/I]
Zombies might be possible,
Mr.2007 is a faggot.[/QUOTE]
And because the Left 4 Dead zombies, which are just NPC's, breath in a game, real zombies (which there would never be) act the same way? Think a bit more before you type, boy.
I would grab my chainsaw and rambo those faggot's heads off.
hey what kind of zombies are we talking about, Feral necros as in 28daysLater, movie that reinvented zombies, or slow moving, shambling assholes with powerful melee attacks as seen on Half-Life and a thousand random zombie movies?
Because one of them take a chainsaw, and the other kind isn't that easy to kill.
[QUOTE=The FBI;18706129]you really think they're that organized? and besides, I can outmaneuver them.[/QUOTE]
As if you've ever seen a zombie. Who knows if they will be smarter than you.
So far, by believing in zombies, you have proven it to be a small chanllenge.
Me on the other hand..... :smug:
[QUOTE=abcpea;18707748]nothing would change[/QUOTE]
Yes.
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[Generic retort: questioning of agun's survival chances, sexual preference, possible insult to mother, etc. etc.]
On a less serious, less witty note: that flat Earth society? It's a joke. If you really think it's real...wow.
go go hummer, several shotguns and semi auto guns and a turret. go north and hunt the non infect animals. have a dog and work alone. never be a hero and show no emotion for others. you need to look out for yourself. build a secure location with enough traps and escape routes. cement barriers are good. KILL THEM WITH FIRE. dig a massive moat around and fell with water. they sink to the bottom.
if this plan fails then get on a sail boat and sail around for a couple of years. they should starve to death by the time you get back to the main land. dont fish out the bloated zombies in the water. fish for your food but be careful. if you are on the boat, you can have others but still look out for yourself 1st. katuna is prime for both situations.
food and protection your location are prime then worry about guns and others. dont travel if you dont have too. dont believe anyone you meet. everyone is a lair and never be a hero.
Steal and loot everything. destroy my stairs so i can just wait the whole thing out with my hundreds of supplies :eng101:
[QUOTE=agun;18705573]I can't get over this...
Do you people really believe in zombies?
This is better than that flat earth society. ([url]http://theflatearthsociety.org[/url])[/QUOTE]
I don' think anyone really believes that zombies exist. It's just a "what if...", just like the "what if the Axis won the war?".
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