I'd grab a war veteran, a lesbian and a black guy.
[QUOTE=RagaMuffin;18713517]I'd grab a war veteran, a lesbian and a black guy.[/QUOTE]
Do you ride choppers by any chance?
[editline]11:08PM[/editline]
[QUOTE=ShanonOhoolahan;18713407]go go hummer, several shotguns and semi auto guns and a turret. go north and hunt the non infect animals. have a dog and work alone. never be a hero and show no emotion for others. you need to look out for yourself. build a secure location with enough traps and escape routes. cement barriers are good. KILL THEM WITH FIRE. dig a massive moat around and fell with water. they sink to the bottom.
if this plan fails then get on a sail boat and sail around for a couple of years. they should starve to death by the time you get back to the main land. dont fish out the bloated zombies in the water. fish for your food but be careful. if you are on the boat, you can have others but still look out for yourself 1st. katuna is prime for both situations.
food and protection your location are prime then worry about guns and others. dont travel if you dont have too. dont believe anyone you meet. everyone is a lair and never be a hero.[/QUOTE]
:colbert:
[QUOTE=SHoGuNN3R;18713601]Do you ride choppers by any chance?
[editline]11:08PM[/editline]
:colbert:[/QUOTE]
Yep, we almost got out of it - but our pilot got zombified. I'm sitting here on a laptop in some shitty safe house right now...
What happens if a vegetarian turns into a zombie?
I love how people think they can so easily grab supplies. Seriously in a zombie apocolypse your entire area would be trying to get supplies too. The supermarkets would be stripped bare very quickly and you could get trampled by the crowds as there'd be mass panic. Also crowds could attract the zombies. People fighting, screaming, yelling, arguing, pushing, shoving, isn't exactly subtle and if the zombies could pick up your scent they'd be all over the place with so many people in one building. Same with the gun store for you guys in America, wouldn't it have been looted very very quickly? Or the gun shop owner may turn selfish like most people would and barricade themself in, shooting people who try and take their weapon supplies?
Humans are selfish. Humans would be a threat just like the zombies. They will kill you for your supplies. They will not consider the other people and take all the supplies they can, leaving little behind for those who didn't get there before them.They will steal from you. They will use you as bait to save themselves from the zombies. You guys underestimate how hard it'd be to get the supplies you'd need to survive even if you did have a suitable shelter.
Also this "kill anyone who is bitten" is correct, however "leave behind anyone who is slowing you down" sounds too unrealistic. Say it's the person you love most in the world, they are struggling to keep with the rest of you, would you really leave them to die in an instant? Sure it may be the logical best way to survive, I agree with that statement. But really, could you do it that quickly and efficiently? Leave the person who you love the most in the whole world to die when they are not even bitten? I'd like to see how many of you could have the guts to do that.
Now I know I'd be dead. I am not physically strong, I am not fast, I have anxiety and depression problems that'd make me weak, I'd either be right by London or right by Copenhagen which means tons of zombies and no place I know to get weapons easily. You know what my realistic plan is? Barricade myself best as I can to hope the army wipe the fuckers out, and if not? Then I'd get myself stupidly drunk and OD on my medication. Die in peace like the guy's parents in 28 days later. I'd rather go out that way than be ripped to pieces by zombies.
[QUOTE=agun;18714143]What happens if a vegetarian turns into a zombie?[/QUOTE]
He will eat flesh, duh.
But "rage virus" doesn't make people eat flesh, they only bite to spread the infection/defend, like animals.
[QUOTE=agun;18714143]What happens if a vegetarian turns into a zombie?[/QUOTE]
If he's from PETA then he'll just eat humans like normal
[QUOTE=xXDictatorXx;18714549]I love how people think they can so easily grab supplies. Seriously in a zombie apocolypse your entire area would be trying to get supplies too. The supermarkets would be stripped bare very quickly and you could get trampled by the crowds as there'd be mass panic. Also crowds could attract the zombies. People fighting, screaming, yelling, arguing, pushing, shoving, isn't exactly subtle and if the zombies could pick up your scent they'd be all over the place with so many people in one building. Same with the gun store for you guys in America, wouldn't it have been looted very very quickly? Or the gun shop owner may turn selfish like most people would and barricade themself in, shooting people who try and take his weapon supplies?
Humans are selfish. Humans would be a threat just like the zombies. They will kill you for your supplies. They will not consider the other people and take all the supplies they can, leaving little behind for those who didn't get there before them.They will steal from you. They will use you as bait to save themselves from the zombies. You guys underestimate how hard it'd be to get the supplies you'd need to survive even if you did have a suitable shelter.
Also this "kill anyone who is bitten" is correct, however "leave behind anyone who is slowing you down" sounds too unrealistic. Say it's the person you love most in the world, they are struggling to keep with the rest of you, would you really leave them to die in an instant? Sure it may be the logical best way to survive, I agree with that statement. But really, could you do it that quickly and efficiently? Leave the person who you love the most in the whole world to die when they are not even bitten? I'd like to see how many of you could have the guts to do that.
Now I know I'd be dead. I am not physically strong, I am not fast, I have anxiety and depression problems that'd make me weak, I'd either be right by London or right by Copenhagen which means tons of zombies and no place I know to get weapons easily. You know what my realistic plan is? Barricade myself best as I can to hope the army wipe the fuckers out, and if not? Then I'd get myself stupidly drunk and OD on my medication. Die in peace like the guy's parents in 28 days later. I'd rather go out that way than be ripped to pieces by zombies.[/QUOTE]
I'd probably break down and be a useless wreck unless I got REALLY drunk, or REALLY high.
[QUOTE=The FBI;18706000]naw, dude. zombies affect humans. and as far as I know, zombies can't swim.[/QUOTE]
zombies dont swim. they sink. the only exception would be if they get bloating with enough gas in their intestines before the decay away. causing them to float. in which case you dont want to fish them out. youll be safe on a boat too. sailboat would be the most wise choice. you dont need gas but it doesnt hurt to have a few extra gallon for some cocktails
[QUOTE=ShanonOhoolahan;18715785]zombies dont swim. they sink. the only exception would be if they get bloating with enough gas in their intestines before the decay away. causing them to float. in which case you dont want to fish them out. youll be safe on a boat too. sailboat would be the most wise choice. you dont need gas but it doesnt hurt to have a few extra gallon for some cocktails[/QUOTE]
But, this is assuming that zombies were real. Based on your video-game facts, you say they sink?
I say they fucking fly.
You cannot prove it, therefore you must respect all theories towards it.
[QUOTE=kevn150;18645395]I'd get a mob, overturn the local armory, steel a Humvee, a M16, maybe a few grenades, and a M32 Tank.
Then I'd get a boat (maybe have to leave Tanky behind) to an island off the coast, and then I'd grow corn or something delicious.[/QUOTE]
Yeah...because the government keep tanks in armouries local to some twats who know how to get into it.
[editline]06:47PM[/editline]
[QUOTE=ShanonOhoolahan;18715785]zombies dont swim. they sink. the only exception would be if they get bloating with enough gas in their intestines before the decay away. causing them to float. in which case you dont want to fish them out. youll be safe on a boat too. sailboat would be the most wise choice. you dont need gas but it doesnt hurt to have a few extra gallon for some cocktails[/QUOTE]
Zombies could not exist, muscles would not work.
Refer to Mr. T comic, it is actually correct, their muscles would decay, leaving them as piles of meat on the floor.
[QUOTE=Sickle;18715850]But, this is assuming that zombies were real. Based on your video-game facts, you say they sink?
I say they fucking fly.
You cannot prove it, therefore you must respect all theories towards it.[/QUOTE]
no i am not refering to a video game. there is no way they can fly either. at best, the more athletic humans that will become zombies may have ability to jump high until the muscles decay and then they wont even be able to walk. my knowledge of them sinking is due to the fact that we humans are made up of 80% water, giving us the chance to float along with 02 in your blood. the decaying zombies have all fluids excpet for cranial fluids left so they would have no reason to float. sinking if the logical way to look at the situtation. except for being bloated as i stated before. its not that complicated. they can also have 02 in their system but not doing anything becuase all internal organs would be dysfunctional
I'm not realy sure what to do
I have a very large surplus of Fireworks and DIY equipment, so i suppose i could put the nails on the Fireworks light them and fire them into a Crowd of Zombies. I would armour my Doors and windows with Courigated metal Same for my Car but use wooden posts for a Frontal Plough. Or Just Die and eat Brains
herp derp getz 50 cal sniper and pwn ALL ZOMBEHS lolololololololololololol xD
First I would probably ball up and cry for atleast...3 hours. Then I would gather my family and make sure everyone is ok. Once Im done with that, I'd go downstairs, quietly as not to attract zombie attention, and go collect all the food in my kitchen and some knives and such. I would then Get either a large basket, dresser or my minifridge and put it at the top of the stairs to block any zombies trying to get upstairs. I'd store all the refrigerated in the minifridge, and store some water in buckets we have upstairs. I'd then get all of my dad's guns and ammo just in case and wait for everything to blow over.
Probably left out something which Ill post later
First I'd grab my dog and some rope, tie the rope around the dog's neck as a collar, grab my shotgun, and sit on my rocking chair on my cabin's porch in the middle of the woods surrounded by barbed wire electric fences, and a smoking pipe in my mouth, with my dog resting at my feet, while humming a post apocalyptic song, and watching the zombies die as they try to get me
Grab the guns and head to the mountains.
[QUOTE=MrHeadHopper;18700969]Left 4 Dead zombies breath.
I heard them.Last night i was on a friends PC playing L4D and i went noclip and notarget just to see the zombies.
They were fighting,and if you got close to one,you hear em breathing.
So well,zombies produce that weird muscle moving thingie.
There is a chance that their blood isn't coagulated due to shortly after biten (5 minutes due to the graffiti conversations) you become a zombie.
Aaaaaand if they scream,mumble and do noises...
[I]THEY BREATH[/I]
Zombies might be possible,
Mr.2007 is a faggot.[/QUOTE]
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This thread is filled with 12 year olds who believe zombies are real.
Take car
Go round mums
Kill phil
Grab Liz
Go to the Winchester
Have a nice cold pint and wait for all this to blow over
[QUOTE=StukovCA;18707409]Why do nerds (OP) always assume they won't be one of the millions, if not billions, infected? Survival of the fittest means just what it is, and other than "intelligence" nerds don't usually have a lot going for them.[/QUOTE]
Anyone who believe zombies are "srs biznes" aren't intelligent at all. So we can classify everyone in this thread that is taking it seriously an idiot.
[QUOTE=ShanonOhoolahan;18715785]zombies dont swim. they sink.[/QUOTE]
How do you know? It's not like anyone as ever seen a zombie before. People should really stop with the assumptions.
[editline]07:23AM[/editline]
[QUOTE=xXDictatorXx;18714549]I love how people think they can so easily grab supplies. Seriously in a zombie apocolypse your entire area would be trying to get supplies too. The supermarkets would be stripped bare very quickly and you could get trampled by the crowds as there'd be mass panic. Also crowds could attract the zombies. People fighting, screaming, yelling, arguing, pushing, shoving, isn't exactly subtle and if the zombies could pick up your scent they'd be all over the place with so many people in one building. Same with the gun store for you guys in America, wouldn't it have been looted very very quickly? Or the gun shop owner may turn selfish like most people would and barricade themself in, shooting people who try and take their weapon supplies?
Humans are selfish. Humans would be a threat just like the zombies. They will kill you for your supplies. They will not consider the other people and take all the supplies they can, leaving little behind for those who didn't get there before them.They will steal from you. They will use you as bait to save themselves from the zombies. You guys underestimate how hard it'd be to get the supplies you'd need to survive even if you did have a suitable shelter.
Also this "kill anyone who is bitten" is correct, however "leave behind anyone who is slowing you down" sounds too unrealistic. Say it's the person you love most in the world, they are struggling to keep with the rest of you, would you really leave them to die in an instant? Sure it may be the logical best way to survive, I agree with that statement. But really, could you do it that quickly and efficiently? Leave the person who you love the most in the whole world to die when they are not even bitten? I'd like to see how many of you could have the guts to do that.
Now I know I'd be dead. I am not physically strong, I am not fast, I have anxiety and depression problems that'd make me weak, I'd either be right by London or right by Copenhagen which means tons of zombies and no place I know to get weapons easily. You know what my realistic plan is? Barricade myself best as I can to hope the army wipe the fuckers out, and if not? Then I'd get myself stupidly drunk and OD on my medication. Die in peace like the guy's parents in 28 days later. I'd rather go out that way than be ripped to pieces by zombies.[/QUOTE]
Absolute agree. I wish people would think more realistically. :sigh:
[editline]07:28AM[/editline]
Again, another thing is that if zombies came, not only would that be a chaos, but the theft rates would go up so fucking much. Of course you're gonna think you can just take your own materials, but probably at least a tiny bit of your it will be stolen. Also, people who think they can set up barbed wire and electric fencing and shit should think deeper. With zombies everywhere, you wouldn't really have enough to time to set the shit up.
First, there's a hidden section dedicated to zombie survivalists.
Second, my brother's been training us to survive zombies.
We're fucking screwed!
[editline]02:35AM[/editline]
Ah here we go
[url]http://www.facepunch.com/forumdisplay.php?f=273[/url]
Even though I has lots of firearms, I would freak the fuck out. I don't fucking know what to do.
I would run around in circles at home going: HOLY FUCK ZOMBIES! HOLY FUCK ZOMBIES! HOLY FUCK ZOMBIES! HOLY FUCK ZOMBIES! HOLY FUCK ZOMBIES! HOLY FUCK ZOMBIES!
and when one walks into my house:
What the fuck is that?....... SHIT A ZOMB- AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHH..
[editline]07:24PM[/editline]
[QUOTE=Zenpod;18724043]Take car
Go round mums
Kill phil
Grab Liz
Go to the Winchester
Have a nice cold pint and wait for all this to blow over[/QUOTE]
Don't forget to close the fucking door!
If i was rich i could buy my own island and now zomies there, problem done. except i'm not rich :(
[editline]10:38PM[/editline]
[QUOTE=agun;18714143]What happens if a vegetarian turns into a zombie?[/QUOTE]
Eat Him
honestly I would set up a safe house then leave fir a low population area and use a ham radio to call for evac
I'd get my gun and follow my official instruction guide
1. Grab a gun
2. Kill all sons of bitches
[QUOTE=Zenpod;18724043]Take car
Go round mums
Kill phil
Grab Liz
Go to the Winchester
Have a nice cold pint and wait for all this to blow over[/QUOTE]
LOL dammit. Shaun of the dead for the win.
I should be getting my zombie survival guide in on monday or so, I'll try to figure out a tactic based on that.
