I think my stepdad just caught me masturbating and is going to blab to my mother. - General

hi deathbucket

Wank in his bed.

I dunno what a duvet is so I'll assume its a type of bird.

Hide porn and fap rags near your stepdad's belongings. That'll show him.

Just take it as it comes. I don't see any of this as an unnatural occurance.

Why does your stepdad freak out about you jerking it? Is your household religious? Like...[I]really[/I] religious?

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That's OUTRAGEOUS op!

It seems on every forum i go on, someone is getting caught masturbating. I don't get how this happens so often. Ive never been caught. Learn to masturbate like a ninja FFS. Espeacialy when you live in a house with other people and no locked doors.

I just go to the shower and bring my porn with me. And I turn on the shower. And lock the doors.

Or you could, oh I dunno, control yourself until everyone is asleep and then fap.

i just drop my pants and jerk it when im in my room because my parents understand that im a teenager with raging hormones that wanks. just sayin

[QUOTE=Drsalvador;32758756]14.[/QUOTE] what the fuck

you wasted your seventh post, on that?

Set up a bunch of traps in your room in anticipation of him creeping in. Like water above the door, or some sort of tripping thing like a string or something, then flip out on him and tell him not to wake your mom up.

[QUOTE=monkey11;32759581]Set up a bunch of traps in your room in anticipation of him creeping in. Like water above the door, or some sort of tripping thing like a string or something, then flip out on him and tell him not to wake your mom up.[/QUOTE] I normally put a bowl behind the door(Along with my resin doorstopper) when i'm not in here.

My parents have enough courtesy to just yell important shit i should know at me from the other side of the house instead of bursting in to my room unannounced.

10 bux he wanked to furry gore porn.

[QUOTE=booster;32759685]10 bux he wanked to furry gore porn.[/QUOTE] Again, it was straight redhead pornography. I save furry gore till late night :V

Why do you even care? Also, if your step dad keeps taking your monitor at night, just get a damn lock already.

Take your stepdads shit when he's asleep. Fuck, even my mother knows my privacy and I like to fap.

man up.

Well, My stepdad has been back half an hour, and my mother's been awake for the same amount of time and no shouting has ensued so obviously he either pussed out or she just went "Deal With It"

AHAHAHAHAHA ATLASTHEKING AHAHAHhaa [editline]13th October 2011[/editline] By the way, the OP is 13.

What's wrong with masturbating? It's normal.

[QUOTE=geogzm;32760033]AHAHAHAHAHA ATLASTHEKING AHAHAHhaa [editline]13th October 2011[/editline] By the way, the OP is 13.[/QUOTE] 14. My birthday was in july.

How the fuck did I get in here?

I feel your pain on the "shit step-dad" front. Nevertheless, I wouldn't worry about it. If you are called out on it, say it's a perfectly natural thing to do, and ask them if they would rather you go out and fuck floozies.

You should get revenge by catching him masturbating and tell his mother. That will show him.

The OP also told me that he pisses out of his window and masturbates to Marlyn Monroe. I used to talk to him until I realized he was a borderline sperglord.