I think my stepdad just caught me masturbating and is going to blab to my mother. - General

You're on Win7, right OP? See this button? [img]http://dl.dropbox.com/u/6769272/magicbutton.png[/img] Move your mouse there and leave it for a second, it hides all your open windows. If you hear someone coming, quickly move your mouse to the bottom right. [editline]13th October 2011[/editline] Also try winkey + m to minimize all

[QUOTE=geogzm;32760589]The OP also told me that he pisses out of his window and masturbates to Marlyn Monroe. I used to talk to him until I realized he was a borderline sperglord.[/QUOTE] Keeep trolling, They'll give you a medal, Geogzm, But only after you are banned.

All males masturbate (expect highly religious retards). Your step dad must be so insecure about masturbating that he feels the need to inform your mother.

[QUOTE=:v:;32760709]All males masturbate (expect highly religious retards). Your step dad must be so insecure about masturbating that he feels the need to inform your mother.[/QUOTE] No he's just a prick by the sound of it

[QUOTE=Azur;32760746]No he's just a prick by the sound of it[/QUOTE] That to.

Your stepdad is an arsehole.

[QUOTE=Drsalvador;32758744]Well shit, My stepdad burst in unannounced to tell me my mum is asleep(WHICH HE COULD HAVE DONE WHEN I WAS DOWNSTAIRS EARLIER), and he saw a porn window i had open. And he called me out on it atleast three times before informing me my mother is asleep and i can't make any noise, I said to him "Don't act like you're not the same" When he's been caught doing similar. and being the arsehole he is he's going to blab like fuck, What Do I Do? (Sidenote: My mother is very accepting with most things, she allowed me to view violent films, knowing i could handle them, but i'm not sure how she'll act to this, especially since she's ill.)[/QUOTE] Been caught watching porn like 5 times. (No lock on door, nobody fucking knocks). Thing is, alot of fucking teens do it. Don't feel bad after she gives you the speech about it. She's gonna be very disappointed, i can tell you that. Who doesn't watch porn? OR you can look him in the eyes while you're masturbating to porn and laugh like a fucking maniac. *Fap* *Fap* *Fap* "HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH" *Fap* Look him dead in the fucking eyes.

[QUOTE=Drsalvador;32760666]Keeep trolling, They'll give you a medal, Geogzm, But only after you are banned.[/QUOTE] I'm not joking around, I can bring in catamar to prove this.

Set up a Home Alone style trap-network in your room. Or maybe if you hate your stepdad you could steal his shotgun and rig it so it blows a gaping hole in his chest when he barges in. ...what do you mean your stepdad doesn't have a shotgun? Really though, you shouldn't worry that much I was caught jerking the meat too, several times in fact and my parents never fretted about it, they just accepted it as a puberty-related need kinda like in The Sims.

Stare him in the eye and finish next time. Always works for me.

My room doesn't have a door, and I've never been caught fapping :v:

[QUOTE=Drsalvador;32759735]Again, it was straight redhead pornography. I save furry gore till late night :V[/QUOTE] Straight redhead? Gross. Bribe your step dad with a handy j. And then immediately blackmail him.

[QUOTE=Savaril;32759666]My parents have enough courtesy to just yell important shit i should know at me from the other side of the house instead of bursting in to my room unannounced.[/QUOTE] same here, i'm pretty glad that my parents respect that i'm a human and need privacy as much as they do. I feel sorry for people who's parents snoop around their room when they're out and stuff

[QUOTE=Hans-Gunther 3.;32761111]Set up a Home Alone style trap-network in your room. Or maybe if you hate your stepdad you could steal his shotgun and rig it so it blows a gaping hole in his chest when he barges in. ...what do you mean your stepdad doesn't have a shotgun? Really though, you shouldn't worry that much I was caught jerking the meat too, several times in fact and my parents never fretted about it, they just accepted it as a puberty-related need [b]kinda like in The Sims.[/b][/QUOTE] wat?

[QUOTE=gooooooooooogle;32761193]My room doesn't have a door, and I've never been caught fapping :v:[/QUOTE] 100% same here. Doors are for the foolish and the weak.

[QUOTE=Aerkhan;32761559]wat?[/QUOTE] Oh yeah, my parents were The Sims fanboys. I'd find it hilarious to see Sims 4 coming with a "Masturbation" need for teenagers :v:

well, your mother DO let you watch VIOLENT MOVIES!!

[QUOTE=Drsalvador;32760666]Keeep trolling, They'll give you a medal, Geogzm, But only after you are banned.[/QUOTE]Keep shit posting Deathbucket, it'll go well for you like it did last time.

Fuck that shit, do it on your mom while shes asleep.

Crisis averted, Gentlemen, I went downstairs and instead of my mother mentioning it she talked to me about a woman across the road having been taken to hospital. Good job, lads. Seems my stepdad pussed out.

[QUOTE=Drsalvador;32762029]Crisis averted, Gentlemen, I went downstairs and instead of my mother mentioning it she talked to me about a woman across the road having been taken to hospital. Good job, lads. Seems my stepdad pussed out.[/QUOTE] thank god, just imagine what she wouldve done if she found out you masturbated!

[QUOTE=Drsalvador;32762029]Crisis averted, Gentlemen, I went downstairs and instead of my mother mentioning it she talked to me about a woman across the road having been taken to hospital. Good job, lads. Seems my stepdad pussed out.[/QUOTE] she's stalling so she can beat you within an inch of your life when you're least expecting it

[QUOTE=The golden;32762335]Why do parents get so surprised when they catch their teenage son masturbating? Seriously, it's a bloody common and as likely as the sun rising in the morning.[/QUOTE] america

Ask him if he's just jealous of your technique and he wants your mum to copy it.

Poop in his cereal

Slight update: He did tell her, but the outcome was exactly this: "<SUBJECT NAME HERE>," "Yes?" "Be careful what you go on on the internet, Gist: Don't go on CP by accident or anything." "I know. I'm careful" "What do you mean, careful?" "I know what not to go on." "Ok." [editline]13th October 2011[/editline] [QUOTE=TippZ;32762343]america[/QUOTE] Correction: England.

what a shame [editline]13th October 2011[/editline] his name is atlas btw

[QUOTE=geogzm;32762684]what a shame [editline]13th October 2011[/editline] his name is atlas btw[/QUOTE] As i've said before, That's a pseudonym. But of course you're too silly to understand that. Besides, isn't releasing someone's personal information without their consent a bannable offense?

So basically you were fretting about it, but then your mother turns out to be a sensible human being. Amazing.

[QUOTE=Drsalvador;32763109]As i've said before, That's a pseudonym. But of course you're too silly to understand that. Besides, isn't releasing someone's personal information without their consent a bannable offense?[/QUOTE] careful with the backseating there