• Stories of badass teachers
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My teacher plays battlefield bad company 2... yeah
[QUOTE=ZapDing;27001586]A teacher of ours (never had her) used to take boys out of her lesson and fuck them, I'm serious - she did it with some other people; thing was - she was married and the people were underaged so she got 13 months, the boy got expelled and she probably got a divorce. Yeah. I forgot to mention the school was an all boys school. Proof (The Sun, sorry about that :v:): [url]http://www.thesun.co.uk/sol/homepage/news/2455617/Miss-arrested-for-school-romps.html[/url][/QUOTE] Was she hot?
[QUOTE=Stopper;27001872]Was she hot?[/QUOTE] [img]http://i.dailymail.co.uk/i/pix/2009/11/25/article-0-0759F2B3000005DC-495_233x598.jpg[/img]
[QUOTE=cdrw5;27000234]My former teacher was this guy: [url]http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/worldnews/article-1242884/School-teacher-arrested-killing-neighbours-confesses-serial-killer-committed-11-murders.html[/url][/QUOTE]guy lived 2 kilometers away from where i live....
one time my chemistry teacher (he was black) was at the grocery store, and he was in line at the checkout. the man in front of him accidentally step on his J's (air jordans), and he told him, "yo, dont step on my J's" the other guy turns around and says, "what?" he then replies, "I said dont step on my J's." The guy in front of him pushes my teacher, then he pushes him back. Then, the guy in front of him sucker punches him right under the eye. He came to school with bandages, and thats when he told us the story.
I love Teacher Appreciation Threads.
[QUOTE=chaz13;26999831]Just shows we were sexy kids![/QUOTE] avatar.
Guy walking with girfriend, and some dipshit gropes her ass. Naturally, the boyfriend beats the fuck out of him. Right in front of a teacher. ...but that was one of the awesome science teachers, and he was chill about it because he saw the dipshit grope her! Yay for permitted bashings! [editline]28th December 2010[/editline] My grade 4 teacher used to throw chalk, blackboard dusters, and the odd sandal at misbehaving students. I loved that cranky lanky granny.
We had this one teacher who would burn kids with his high powered laser or point them at their eyes just piss them off. This one black kid spoke out during class and he said "shut up nigga and go back to Oakland" He was fired. Also, my 70 year old English teacher tell us stories how she was born and raised in an insane asylum since her dad was a guard there. Since is very clueless too. People just turn on their speakers of their Ipods in class and she doesn't notice. Hell one kid started smoking pot and blowing fire out of his mouth during class and she still didn't notice it. Some kids wrote chode on her board and she didn't notice for a week, and she asked what it meant, we said it meant a hip grandma and she said oh, how cool! Finally, we have this one Spanish teacher who lets students choose the time they want to have quizzes and test and lets them use their books and phones during the final exam. A regular day, he gives a 5 minute worksheet due the next day and then plays xp pinball the rest of the period. He even lets kids fight in class if they want too as long as he can play pinball.
[QUOTE=ZapDing;27001919][img_thumb]http://i.dailymail.co.uk/i/pix/2009/11/25/article-0-0759F2B3000005DC-495_233x598.jpg[/img_thumb][/QUOTE] I've always been curious what it feels to have sex with a woman who wears those striped pants, I'm guessing it's like putting your dick in a photocopier. She's ugly though.
my physics teacher sold me camera lenses
My physics/math teacher had a pocketwatch. And he likes beetroot sandwiches. He had one every day for lunch. If we were going overtime into lunch, he would say "oh come on I need my beetroot sandwich" :3: He was really smart, and a great interesting teacher. He even part-wrote the textbook we used! [url]http://www.pearson.com.au/Schools/search5.asp?isbn=9781740819176[/url] (Ian Lindsay) [editline]28th December 2010[/editline] Holy shit, found an old pic of him in the classroom. [img]http://runcornshs.eq.edu.au/wcmss/images/zoom/OCEEIX/studentslearning.jpg[/img] ProNote: textbook same as one in link.
This thread reminds me of when my science teacher explained how a card game called magic(not sure) worked throughout the entire class.
I have an awesome spanish teacher this year. Most classes consist of him and our TA throwing chairs at each other, while random visitors come in and we tell him/her that our teacher beats us. He's also almost 7 feet tall.
my social studies teacher was an ex prison guard he told us if we failed our tests that'd he take out his baton and break our fuckin wrists with it guy even took us on a field trip to a jail in boston, said the convicts made dog leashes out of shirts and used red eminems as lipstick. one of the inmates called me a faggot and hurt my feelings
My science teacher blew a water bottle rocket into another school. Walked into the school casualy,got it back, we continued our experiment.
In the eighth grade I had a teacher that would throw a foam ball at you if you interrupted when he was teaching. If he successfully hit you, you'd be 'dead' and thus would be dealt with if talked out of place again. However, if he missed, you had a chance to throw the ball back. If you hit him, he would either eliminate homework that had yet to be assigned, or would turn on the radio/youtube and play music while we did whatever. I only hit the fucker once the whole time I was in his class, because he would go all-out in dodging. He once knocked down an empty desk and took cover behind it when he saw a chick in the back begin to aim at him.
I think was my freshman year, I had this science teacher named Mr. Dodson, he would always have a fancy ass yo-yo attached to his belt. Then once it was maybe the third week, he got it out and started to just fucking own face with the yo-yo. He was badass in my opinion, because he taught the class more about yo-yos then he did science. Then one day, he bought us all cheap yo-yos but modified them to make them just as good as expensive ones. Damn, I miss that class.
I once had this History teacher. One day he came in a full suit of armor to teach us about medieval times. Another day he came in wearing an SS jacket. Then he came in dressed up in a full-on senator toga. Best one was when he came in a plague doctor costume and casually sat down and said: "And this, kids, is the face of a doctor circa the time when everyone died."
My Chem teacher sprayed a dick on the blackboard with a bottle of alcohol and then set it on fire.
Miss Hanna (Sociology): Sorry, Officer - I didn't check the speedometer because I was mentally saving a bunch of Amish kids. Mr. Yates (Latin 1): How are you? Kid: What? - Mr. Yates: Good, I don't care. Mrs. Middlebrooks (English 2 H): Some of these glue sticks came from the Mayflower. Mr. Yates (Latin 1 - talking about a black s;ave in the textbook): Maybe he's upset by slavery so much that the illustrators couldn't bare leaving in his pupils. Kid: Does anybody get shot? Mr. Yates (Latin 1): Nobody gets shot. It's not THAT funny. Mr. Yates (Latin 1): I know you don't care about wax, but now you'll be able to answer something about it on Jeopardy, win a million dollars, and it'll all be my fault. Kid: What rule would we use? Mrs. Kurtek (Chemistry): Rule 34. Mr. Gamache (French 2): -asking what class Sarah prefers in french- Sarah: Uh... Mr. Gamache: Hint - say, Francais. Sarah: Say Francais... Mr. Gamache: This is why everyone hates America. [Mr. Gamache is off on a tangent...] Kid: Mr. Gamache, the bell is ringing in one minute. Mr. Gamache (French 3): One minute is an eternity for a man on the electric chair. Mr. Gamache (AP French): -singing- I broke my arm, I broke my arm, I broke my arm on my little bike. Mr. Gamache (French 2): Mr. Gamache: You should take a long walk off a short pier. [During AP French one day...] Mariah: Mr. Gamache, your phone's ringing. Jordan: Can I answer it? Mr. Gamache: One thing about phones. You never HAVE to asnwer them. It's not an obligation... Savvy: What if someone's dying, and needs our help? Mr. Gamache: Too bad for them. Intercom: Mr. Gamache, please pick up the white phone. Mr. Gamache: *Sigh* Ok. Mr. Gamache (French 3): FAU which is Florida Atlantic University, but as we liked to call it, Find Another University. Where tomorrow begins but today never ends!
This year's Science teacher is a really awesome teacher. He basically does experiments nearly every class period. One demonstration he performed was he wrote "Das Hindenburg" on a balloon filled with Hydrogen, took a lighter, and then made a, as he likes to say, "Boom.." Oh, and (as he does with all his classes like he has for God knows how long) took a ceiling tile down, attached a rope to one of the beams in the ceiling then hung a fucking BOWLING BALL down from there. He then showed the pendelum effect where the bowling ball would come back and maybe be less than 5 centimeters from his face.
My English teacher had an "Ask A Jew Day". One of the students asked "Mrs Cohen, Jews get circumcised after birth right? Are YOU circumcised?" "I don't have a penis." "But theres female circumcision right?" "Just sit down." My earth Science teacher was also OBSESSED with Polaris.
[QUOTE=one free man;26999701]Science teachers. Period.[/QUOTE] Physics teachers have a high probability of being awesome. My science teachers have always been weird. One looks trapped in the 70s and his chalkboard writing ends up going from printing to handwriting, then back to printing, but in full uppercase, then back to handwriting. My physics teacher is awesome. Apparently the curriculum for the class is fairly short, though in order to make it fit the whole semester he has days where we come in and do nothing. As a result of this, I got through many levels of Super Meat Boy. Other days he sets up the ping pong table in the back of the room (Guess there was no other place in the school to store it) and challenges students. Shop and Tech teachers are usually fun too, as they tend to be the more enjoyable classes anyways.
My form teacher danced with madonna or beyonce or some shit this holiday.
A few of my teachers made a rock band to raise money for children in need, but it was shit. [editline]27th December 2010[/editline] [QUOTE=one free man;26999701]Science teachers. Period.[/QUOTE] I have a really shitty chemistry teacher who knows nothing about chemistry or how to teach.
I was making a presentation on Valve for a thing in IT, turns out one of the female teachers had played Portal. I asked her for ideas to put as a conclusion, and she suggested that I embed Still Alive for the final slide. Best teacher ever.
I got a red mark from a marker on one of my papers once in Science. I walked up to the teacher and said "What do I do about this? It looks like blood." The Teacher then opens her desk, pulls out a tampon and says "I have a tampon."
I had a tech teacher who was also pilot, and the wing fell off his airplane over a suburban neighbourhood. So he sacrificed himself and the plane to save the neighbourhood.
[quote=zapding;27001586]a teacher of ours (never had her) used to take boys out of her lesson and fuck them, i'm serious - she did it with some other people; thing was - she was married and the people were underaged so she got 13 months, the boy got expelled and she probably got a divorce. Yeah. I forgot to mention the school was an all boys school. Proof (the sun, sorry about that :v:): [url]http://www.thesun.co.uk/sol/homepage/news/2455617/miss-arrested-for-school-romps.html[/url][/quote] motherfucker, i live near there i knew i shouldnt have gone wh [editline]27th December 2010[/editline] [QUOTE=ZapDing;27001919][img_thumb]http://i.dailymail.co.uk/i/pix/2009/11/25/article-0-0759F2B3000005DC-495_233x598.jpg[/img_thumb][/QUOTE] Whoa nevermind
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