[QUOTE=benjgvps;27006408]Physics teachers have a high probability of being awesome. My science teachers have always been weird. One looks trapped in the 70s and his chalkboard writing ends up going from printing to handwriting, then back to printing, but in full uppercase, then back to handwriting.
My physics teacher is awesome. Apparently the curriculum for the class is fairly short, though in order to make it fit the whole semester he has days where we come in and do nothing. As a result of this, I got through many levels of Super Meat Boy. Other days he sets up the ping pong table in the back of the room (Guess there was no other place in the school to store it) and challenges students.
[b]Shop and Tech teachers are usually fun too[/b], as they tend to be the more enjoyable classes anyways.[/QUOTE]
I had a teacher named Mr. Schoppe (Pronounced Shop) who had to teach our Shop Class. Ironically, he was not a Shop Teacher and therefore, not qualified to supervise the use of power tools. We ended up making shit out of paper like bridges and we were going to put weights on them, but some asshole ended up squishing all the bridges while we weren't in the class.
Worst class ever.
ITT: All of our teachers are amazing and funny :3:
I wish I had cool teachers.
My junior high drama teacher called a student a nigger a few times. Then he threw a sandwich on the ground because he was pissed at the class, lectured us, picked it up, and ate it.
There was this teacher I had in high school, taught a Digital Communications class. Anyways, he'd throw things at students who didn't do their work/slacked off (staplers, tape rolls, etc). He also used to fake heart attacks a few times every semester or so just to freak out the students.
Some kid in my class called Obama a terrorist because his name sounds like Osama.
The teacher replied with "in that case, you would be a jerk because Jake sounds like jerk."
[QUOTE=acidcj;26998328]I had this awesome physics teacher:
PA: Teachers, please excuse the following announcement...
Badass teacher : NO!
PA: Will the following students--
And then he ripped the PA box off the wall[/QUOTE]
I had a math teacher do that. Except he exclaimed "Damn!" and pointed his hand up toward the speaker like a gun.
I had another math teacher that (broke the rules) gave full sized candy bars away for As on tests. He got away with it because of seniority. I'm not joking, he had a cabinet FULL of candy.
There was also another math teacher that ran a math club and robotics club. I never had him as a teacher, but I had him in clubs. He had a tool chest full of Legos. I've never seen so many legos at once, except for Legoland. He also gave candy away for tests. However, he got around the "No candy for rewards" clause by giving away fake money with his name on it as a reward, and had a 'shop' for candy.
I've had some awesome math teachers!
I've had a Chemistry teacher that had a wall full of puzzles of all kinds. She let people use them while she taught. No joke. She said that we could on the first day.
Going back, I had a teacher that hosted a pool party. She invited the entire class to her house for a BBQ. (4th grade).
I had a teacher that the year before me, broke a clipboard on some kid's desk waking him up.
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I heard a story(first hand) about a kid years ago(white),who had a teacher(who was white) that actually held him down and let another student(a minority) beat him up.
I also remember when my science teacher a year or so ago threw a desk across the hallway.
For no educational reason :smug:
my maths teacher put this on my graph (thumbnail picture)
[IMG_thumb]http://i740.photobucket.com/albums/xx42/MC_Mackers/curvegraph.jpg[/IMG_thumb]
it actually says 'curve'
There was this fat bitch in my graphics class and she would never do work or anything and disrupted the class quite often and one day my teacher was like "Shut the fuck up Jan Arse" (her name was Janis)
Our Science teacher shot my friend and me with a carbon dioxide fire extinguisher to show the class sublimation.
He also goes rock climbing with my older bro.
My chem teacher used to be in a bike gang.
Well, its not exactly bad ass, but its the most interesting story I can find of a teacher in my township.
[url]http://www.phillyburbs.com/news/news_details/article/28/2010/september/26/ex-n-penn-vice-principal-charged.html[/url]
this story is about the school he worked at before he went to mine. I don't know why my school hired him after he did that. The thing he did at the school in the link, is the same thing he did at my school. but this time he was found with a gun and some cocaine.
This took place in the early 90's.
My AP Gov teacher, and a few of his friends got mad drunk and gone to Disneyland on a hot summer day. They had no shirts on and they were followed by security and were constantly told to keep their shirts on. The flashed the on-ride cameras on Splash Mountain.
He and his friends went to the New Orleans portion of the park, where that river is and Tom Sawyer's Island and they saw Mickey Mouse by the railing that overlooked the river. They knocked him into the river and they didn't realize that the suit is heavy and the guy in it nearly drowned. They were stuck in Disney jail until Anaheim police came and had them release without any charges pressed.
One of my teachers got arrested for smashing a bottle over a lesbian's face at a gay bar after they argued about which country Rome was in.
[QUOTE=WeekendWarrior;27009513]Just be happy your teacher doesn't call you ''babes''.[/QUOTE]
Our teacher calls herself "Mama" and calls students children.
My chem Teacher Is a trained "Samurai" When Asked about it he says "Yes, But that was 15 years and 100 pounds ago!"
My old Geometry/Trigonometry teacher was pretty awesome. She was a really strict teacher, who didn't take shit from any kid and who had amassed at least a year or two's worth of sick days. She's 80 something years old and worked for like 50 years straight, like no days missed. She used to ride a motorcycle to work, and rode it to work with her children.
One of her old students also came in with a keyboard and played her a song for her 80th birthday, which I was so fortunate to be in her class on.
One day when my friend was being a jackass around the room she said, "Bryan if you don't sit down and shut your mouth right now, I'll come over there and break your arms!" He didn't speak for the rest of the day.
She was such an awesome teacher.
My old maths teacher was obsessed with Cuba, so every few classes he'd talk about Cuba. Once he even gave us a Latin lesson instead of maths. He also spent a class just talking because he didn't get a chance to eat lunch so he wanted to eat it in class. He retired earlier this year, and he was replaced with an annoying bitch :saddowns:
My music teacher has a leather jacket that says "Christian Rider's Assosiation" "The Son" :\
My comm tech teacher, I was photoshopping something and he comes up to my computer
"the pixels are too big, get a higher resolution picture"
I was zoomed in 1000%
We were doing something with acid, and all I remember is somehow a girl says "I think I got some in my eye". My teacher grabs her by the bun she had her hair in, and forced her face into the chemical wash sink, and turned the thing on. Now these things are never used, so it litterally burped which pushed air into her eyes, then water at speeds unexpected.
It was hilarious.
I want to say this is the best thread I've read, ever.
we always thought the treasurer at my school was kind of a jerk, untill one night he came and was dean for us in the dorm while the head dean was out, he walked in with his laptop, and said "So, anyone here play starcraft? I don't have anyone to play with right now" We had the biggest starcraft game I had seen right there and then.
The head dean was crazy, great dude.
One night we were discussing new shirt designs for the dorm, and he was wearing a custom one, someone pointed the logo out on his pocket and he yelled "Don't stare at my tities!"
My teacher told us about his vasectomy.
My History teacher was a fucking badass. He studied for longer than I have lived (14) on history, built, yes, [B]BUILT[/B] his fucking room in a way that it'd look historic, then bought a bunch of shit to decorate the room, all of it being correct to the tiniest detail. Then he bought uniforms that people would wear during the time period, then was like "You know what? FUCK THEM TEXTBOOKS" and threw that shit out, wrote notes on the board, stood up, and now tells it exactly how it happened. Everyone respects him and he's been teaching at the school so long that he just gets to do shit like swear and bring weapons like tomahawks without consequence. He. Fucking. Rocks.
My Latin teacher.
A kid in my class never worked last year and always pissed off our teacher, towards the end of the year the teacher got sick of him and picked and up his Latin book and threw it straight into the ceiling farm above him.
From year 3 to 6, my computer teacher (Mr. Dean) taught my class, each time we had computers and everyone finished work, we would play Age of Empires 2: The Conquerers. (Full version) 8 players, FFA. My teacher kicked everyone's ass and always left me for last. (Because I usually kicked his ass) everyone usually teams up with me or him. I once teamed up with the Mr. Dean, built tons of castles in his base, saying "It is for protection." then spawned tons of sabotours, then set him to enemy. He thought it was a good move, but I knew deep down he felt like ragequitting. :v:
Me and a friend went to shop class after school right after smoking a couple bowls, we got there blazed as shit and our teacher is playing a Bob Marley CD, so I ask him if he would like me to burn him a couple CD's and he says sure and then asks us if we would like some pizza, we obviously say yes. He brings back 3 $5 pizzas and allows us to have as much soda as we want from his fridge.
:350:
He's my 2nd favorite teacher.
During Freshman PE, if the guys didn't shut up, he'd threaten us by saying he would circumcise us with a pencil sharpener. He was also talking about how if any of us died during an earthquake, he wouldn't come back for us because we're just useless corpses. He also said he would use any of us as a meat shield if terrorists invaded the school.
He was a fuckin' boss
There was this music teacher that everyone loved. I didn't have him as a teacher, I got an annoying whiny bitch instead. But all he ever did in class was play electric guitar and give handy tips to everyone playing. He also always organized this small "festival" where the best bands from his class played and everyone else could just sit on the warm grass and do whatever they wanted.
[QUOTE=Hirouzamaki;27020322]During Freshman PE, if the guys didn't shut up, he'd threaten us by saying he would circumcise us with a pencil sharpener. He was also talking about how if any of us died during an earthquake, he wouldn't come back for us because we're just useless corpses. He also said he would use any of us as a meat shield if terrorists invaded the school.
He was a fuckin' boss[/QUOTE]
You should join the military.
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