• Stories of badass teachers
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[QUOTE=Jessbinx;27023584]How many teachers do you know that do this every Christmas?: [media]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5EIDfVwzJT0[/media] This happened back when I was in Year 10, I think, and I don't think any of us had expected the sheer amount of awesome badassery on the part of the teachers when they pulled back the curtains at the end of Christmas assembly and played this thing.[/QUOTE] You think this is cool? This is what my art teacher does every year. [media]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jxcqvgtRDe0&feature=related[/media] He has been working on that for over 20 years. I get to help him put it up and take it down every year.
[QUOTE=one free man;26999701]Science teachers. Period.[/QUOTE] my science teacher sucks she didn't even know that Salt Water exists and i didnt get an exam question right because of that :smith: [editline]29th December 2010[/editline] [QUOTE=Hirouzamaki;27020322]During Freshman PE, if the guys didn't shut up, he'd threaten us by saying he would circumcise us with a pencil sharpener. He was also talking about how if any of us died during an earthquake, he wouldn't come back for us because we're just useless corpses. He also said he would use any of us as a meat shield if terrorists invaded the school. He was a fuckin' boss[/QUOTE] what if someone is already circumsised? [editline]29th December 2010[/editline] [QUOTE=ButtsexV2;27042487]my old english teacher ended up in porn this is her in action: [url]http://www.google.com/images?hl=en&safe=off&&q=cougar%20amber%20blossom[/url][/QUOTE] thats my friend's kind of teacher
All my teachers are amazingly boring and uninteresting :smith:
my first year computing teacher gave me sweets for getting around the website block. I am now a very fat kid.
Whenever we screw around in PE, our coach yells at us "WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU GUYS DOING! THIS IS BASKET BALL! NOT FUCKING IDIOT BALL!"
This isn't really badass but it's rather funny; This new teacher joined our school and left at the end of the same year. He always used to fall asleep in lessons, he'd tell the class what to do then go to his desk and just nod off while everyone 'worked'. It became a new game to throw little bits of a ripped apart rubber into his cup of coffee which he always had with him and see how many you could get in without him waking up, which usually wasn't many. One day though, me and my class managed to completely fill up his cup, like it was almost overflowing just as he woke up. He didn't notice and tried to drink a bit, resulting in him staggering around spitting out bits of eraser everywhere. Much fun :v:
my math teacher had a prosthetic leg. I hated her.
My physics teacher was a pretty cool guy. He demonstrated free fall by climbing on a desk and falling off. Later, when explaining the conservation of energy, he had a metal ball on a string in the middle of the classroom. He put a chair few feet from it. After he positioned the chair correctly and sat on it so that the ball was on the same hight as his neck. He pulled the ball towards his face, and away from it's "equilibrium position" with his hand. Than he released it. The ball came back, swinging towards his face, but stopped just in front of his nose and resumed swinging away. He didn't even flinch because he had trust in Newton's laws.
[QUOTE=Lemmiwinks!;26998468]My year 3 teacher was a paedophile. It said in the newspapers he had over 20,000 CP images.[/QUOTE] Can you ask im if I may have some?
[QUOTE=Holy Altnir;27052321]Can you ask im if I may have some?[/QUOTE] I'm not sure he retained an amicable relationship with him... Also, what the fuck.
I had a assistant teacher called Mr. Stone. He held a guitar club with me and 2 other of my best friends. In lunctimes he would play his Bass and smoke and drink Jack Daniels from the bottle.
Heh my geography teacher from the 5th grade to 8th grade was pretty awesome. Once in class, Naomi (a girl) opened the window without asking the teacher, then the teacher grabbed her by the hair and smashed her head against the window then closed it. Oh god. Then my English teacher used to stick chewing gum in your hair if you were chewing gum in class. Hilarious situations.
My chemistry teacher has a black belt in jujitsu and does boxing. He's also very funny.
My teacher took someone's iPod because they were listening to The Jonas Brothers, didn't say anything, just took it. He then showed us the movie "Gimme Shelter" for the rest of class. Not a thing was said. [editline]29th December 2010[/editline] He also used to be in an adult punk rock band in the 90s. [editline]29th December 2010[/editline] I know this kid named John. He's a retard. Some girl brings up that she's pregnant in math class. long silence. "SO WHO'D YOU FUCK?" The teacher pipes up and says "Oh, tell him for fuck's sake, it'll put SOMETHING in his life."
[QUOTE=Lizurd Man;27027011]My story isn't about a teacher but an assistant principal from my high school. My friends and I determined that he looked like Gordon Freeman(which he does), so nearing the end of the school year, we gave him a printout of the wikipedia page of Gordon Freeman in a frame. A few weeks later, we peered into his office window and it was sitting on top of a bookcase facing his desk. We knew then it was time... The fourth last day of school, I brought a painted crowbar(to look like the one from the HL series) to school, and gave it to him as a parting gift. He laughed and slipped it into one of his belt loops. After that moment, I never actually saw it or him with it again.[/QUOTE] [img]http://gyazo.com/5af92692c7d028aed975cccf8522b517.png[/img] Our principal. Mr. Mahlum, a science teacher, has all sorts of cool stuff in his room, like this generator thing I cannot remember the name of that uses static electricity to make electricity flow out of it. We had a lot of fun with that. He also had this "electric chair" that when you sat on it, it would connect the current and shock you. He also plays God of War and stuff, and we frequently go off-topic from the lesson. Honor's Science rules. He said he was also a skateboarder as a kid and was sponcered by Zodiac, but I have no idea who or what company that was.
All my teachers suck, apart from mr toone, but he left 2 years ago :saddowns: He got a giant electical ball thingy and made a chain out of students with one holding a tap to ground himself, and then turned it on and got 2 students in the link to touch fingers, needless to say everybody got electrocuted then he told us that it was illegal to use the machine
[QUOTE=Chezhead;27054584] Mr. Mahlum, a science teacher, has all sorts of cool stuff in his room, like this generator thing I cannot remember the name of that uses static electricity to make electricity flow out of it. [/QUOTE] Van De Graaff Generator. [img]http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/thumb/8/82/Van_de_graaff_generator_sm.jpg/220px-Van_de_graaff_generator_sm.jpg[/img]
[QUOTE=Chaotic Lord;27055010]Van De Graaff Generator. [img_thumb]http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/thumb/8/82/Van_de_graaff_generator_sm.jpg/220px-Van_de_graaff_generator_sm.jpg[/img_thumb][/QUOTE] Yeah, that. So much fun. It actually stings if you give it a bunch of surface area to hit.
I decided to touch it with a pencil... It went all the way to my foot and out to the metal desk.
[QUOTE=Chaotic Lord;27055289]I decided to touch it with a pencil... It went all the way to my foot and out to the metal desk.[/QUOTE] Even better is when you are wearing boots or something with thick rubber soles... ELECTRA-BOOTS
When I was a freshmen in high school, I went to this private Christian school. At this school we had this science teacher, Mr C. This school was filled mostly with students who got kicked out of other schools or fucked up in some way that caused them to not be eligible for the nearby public schools, and most didnt care about learning. Well, Mr C would try to bribe the us with bits of info that we'd want to learn, that most of us thought was cool or interesting. If the class as a whole would get a certain average on a test, project, or exam, then he'd tell us one of these things In my chemistry class, he would teach us how to make explosives out of household chemicals. He didn't get around to teaching kids about how harmful they can be until a kid blew up his parents bathroom. And in the anatomy class he taught, he would teach us where to cut on someone to completely immobilize them, as well as which arteries and how deep to cut to make someone bleed at the rate you'd want, and other random tidbits of info on how you can harm others.
My Graphics Teacher (Really CAD but just called Graphics) had a Old HAM radio in his store cupboard Me and the only other High performer in the class spent one lesson looking for Number Stations Was fun
[QUOTE=mrryanchisholm;27054111]My teacher took someone's iPod because they were listening to The Jonas Brothers, didn't say anything, just took it. He then showed us the movie "Gimme Shelter" for the rest of class. Not a thing was said. [editline]29th December 2010[/editline] He also used to be in an adult punk rock band in the 90s. [editline]29th December 2010[/editline] I know this kid named John. He's a retard. Some girl brings up that she's pregnant in math class. long silence. "SO WHO'D YOU FUCK?" The teacher pipes up and says "Oh, tell him for fuck's sake, it'll put SOMETHING in his life."[/QUOTE] ~rolling*stones~
[QUOTE=Frisk;27055646]When I was a freshmen in high school, I went to this private Christian school. At this school we had this science teacher, Mr C. This school was filled mostly with students who got kicked out of other schools or fucked up in some way that caused them to not be eligible for the nearby public schools, and most didnt care about learning. Well, Mr C would try to bribe the us with bits of info that we'd want to learn, that most of us thought was cool or interesting. If the class as a whole would get a certain average on a test, project, or exam, then he'd tell us one of these things In my chemistry class, he would teach us how to make explosives out of household chemicals. He didn't get around to teaching kids about how harmful they can be until a kid blew up his parents bathroom. And in the anatomy class he taught, he would teach us where to cut on someone to completely immobilize them, as well as which arteries and how deep to cut to make someone bleed at the rate you'd want, and other random tidbits of info on how you can harm others.[/QUOTE] Sounds like he really helped them to be better educated[sp]criminals[/sp]
My science teacher is amazing. He makes fun analogies out of everything and once he spun around the desk to demonstrate us how the earth rotation worked
During a field trip, one of my homeroom teachers tackled one of the kids. He ran like fuck, and failed. She [i]was[/i] in the junior olympics... No really, this is all true.
My English teacher (who is also the wrestling coach) was in a bad mood one day and someone wouldn't stop talking in the middle of class, so he stopped and yelled "IF YOU WANT TO GET DROPKICKED, KEEP TALKING"
The principal at my school was alright, he let me get away with pretty much anything (that's not to say I never got in trouble, it just never really seemed to stick, people forgot about it by the next week) anyway after a while things started getting weird. He had some party for what was, I think, his 20th anniversary as principal. Anyway, some random guy (who looked a bit like Martin Sheen) came in and said that our principal was an imposter. Unfortunately, under judges orders, no one is allowed to talk about the events that took place. We also had a creepy groundskeeper, no one really liked to talk to him. Think he was irish or something
One of my mecanical engineering class teacher play starcraft II with us. I kicked his ass once and I refused to do a rematch because I knew he would kick mine :P
[QUOTE=frost13s;27077424]The principal at my school was alright, he let me get away with pretty much anything (that's not to say I never got in trouble, it just never really seemed to stick, people forgot about it by the next week) anyway after a while things started getting weird. He had some party for what was, I think, his 20th anniversary as principal. Anyway, some random guy (who looked a bit like Martin Sheen) came in and said that our principal was an imposter. Unfortunately, under judges orders, no one is allowed to talk about the events that took place. We also had a creepy groundskeeper, no one really liked to talk to him. Think he was irish or something[/QUOTE] [img]http://beerandpie.com/wiki/images/3/33/Futurama_Fry_Looking_Squint.jpg[/img] You almost got me, but I've seen that episode.
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