• Stories of badass teachers
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I had an elderly economics teacher. When he noticed someone snoozing in class he would get a water pistol out of his desk and shout, "BREAK YOURSELF, FOOL!" whilst squirting the student.
Here in England, I have no good teachers. Well, maybe my Head of Year, who is most likely a paedophile, as he turns every single thing he says into something relating to sex. Anyone talking too much? IT'S PUBERTY! COME INTO MY OFFICE IF YOU NEED ANY HELP! [img]http://i.dailymail.co.uk/i/pix/2010/02/18/article-1251943-0859671D000005DC-709_233x474.jpg[/img] Also, this guy was another Paedophile, an old IT teacher. What a smug cunt.
My teacher who we call Varði is pretty badass. He lets us get away with nearly everything My Social Studies teacher named Elvar lets us argue in class aswell. Basically just a great teacher.
My history/social studies teacher is is chill. One time I was playoing poker with my friends during a brake and he asked if he could join the game. Then he played with us for the whole brake. Also sometimes if I walk down a corridor with some candy he might pop out from somewhere and ask like "Hey, bud, why don't you give me a couple? Thanks, but don't think I'll rise your grades for this, ha ha!"
Not that cool, but my 9th grade intro to chemistry teacher poured some alcohol on to one of our lab tables and set it on fire. We all freaked out because we thought it was just laminated wood, but it was actually a stone slab. It looked pretty cool. Then he made a simple soap solution, hooked it up to a methane supply, and made methane balloons, which he blew up for like 30 minutes. Then, he poured some powder in a test tube and dropped in a gummy bear. The sugar in the bear reacted with the powder, and eventually launched the bear right out of the test tube. Then, my 11th grade AP chemistry teacher was a nuclear physicist on a nuclear submarine. Cool shit. I'll have him next semester again for AP phys. :D
[QUOTE=Hunterdnrc;27077935][img_thumb]http://beerandpie.com/wiki/images/3/33/Futurama_Fry_Looking_Squint.jpg[/img_thumb] You almost got me, but I've seen that episode.[/QUOTE] It's from the Simpsons isn't it?
[QUOTE=Chaotic Lord;27055010]Van De Graaff Generator. [img_thumb]http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/thumb/8/82/Van_de_graaff_generator_sm.jpg/220px-Van_de_graaff_generator_sm.jpg[/img_thumb][/QUOTE] 1 in the pink and the other in the stink
we locked out our math teacher in grade 6 and raided his desk found a playboy magazine and a calender with a half naked chick
My teacher bruised his ass...it was a badass type thing.
I had a chem teacher who headbutted a gas pip and dented it.
[QUOTE=xKAZUYAx;27095480]1 in the pink and the other in the stink[/QUOTE] Give her the shocker
My 8th grade science teacher was awesome. He had a rod that shocked people and he would touch it to the door nob so if someone tried to open the door they would get shocked.
Eh, all my teachers are uninteresting.
My english teacher was a semi pro gamer... on the last day of year 9, I was playing counter strike on lan with about 30 other people, he logged on, and started pwning. It ended up as a 30 to 1 game, us v.s the teacher. He gave me A higher grade on my report card after I killed him at 10 health with a knife :3:
It's not difficult to own some 13y/o kids and cs. Semi pro? No.
One time my science teacher caught her hair on fire then shaved her head during class. She also one time ate a candle.
I had my biology teacher make alcohol in class. How this related to the class I'm not particularly sure.
Yeah we made ~100% alcohol in Year 8 Science.
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