Post the ugliest cars you can think of V4 - Kill me edition - General

I always think of a minivan, with a prius where the windshield should be

[media]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IA0M7M8QyiE[/media] The red Camaro in the thumbnail, the wheels may have cured my depression. You won't believe me if I tell you, you have to watch the video to understand why.

Those poor 300cs...

Here you go[IMG]http://photo.netcarshow.com/Pontiac-Aztek_2003_photo_03.jpg[/IMG]

[IMG]http://www.lexani.com/media/images/rendered/2010_Chevrolet_Tahoe_34_v1.jpg[/IMG] Now, I love the newer Chevy Tahoes, and I love that color, but OH MY JESUS WHAT THE CHRIST IS THIS? This thing looks way too fucking busy in its design, with decals, a chrome grill, 28' rims, TOO MUCH CHROME, and finally, a TV screen in the rear window, which is just asking to get smashed with a baseball bat. You know what? I'll go get my bat.

The back end looks like an old school econoline van with a really bad fake window.

[QUOTE=BANNED USER;40834453]The back end looks like an old school econoline van with a really bad fake window.[/QUOTE] I remember those! I had a hotwheels version of one when I was a kid.

[QUOTE=DaBeaver;40592553][url=http://postimage.org/][img]http://s23.postimg.org/ppg8luhrv/image.jpg[/img][/url] It's Russia time! Lada 2107(Riva in England), in all it's glory.[/QUOTE] My granddad still owns one. Every ride in it was a near-death experience.

[img]https://lh4.googleusercontent.com/-Fld533P-E2s/TYBVxhzxsZI/AAAAAAAABPk/ecX4p_C0tdg/s1600/foose-designs-_Deora_II-000014.jpg[/img] I was in love with this car when I was a kid.

Holy shit what [editline]4th June 2013[/editline] How do you even get in? Also I can't figure out whether it's very small or has enormous wheels

Oh that car, yeah, I saw when they made it on the discovery channel many years ago. If you look closely, you'll see the crack that runs down the front there, the whole front opens up, and that's how you get in. I'm pretty sure it's small, judging by the seat.

More Pic 4 U [t]http://www.rustcreative.com/Images/about_deoraII_hires.jpg[/t]

[t]https://dl.dropboxusercontent.com/u/18804041/shared/chevrolet-lumina-apv-05.jpg[/t]

[QUOTE=ntdave71694;40908866][t]https://dl.dropboxusercontent.com/u/18804041/shared/chevrolet-lumina-apv-05.jpg[/t][/QUOTE] I remember being a little kid and seeing those things, and my only thought was "WTF is that thing? it doesn't even look like it belongs on this planet." They're even weirder on the interior: those and Ford Aerostars have some of the strangest driving dynamics. Even weirder are the customizations: [IMG]http://img.gawkerassets.com/img/17nu5ojz6xi1ujpg/ku-xlarge.jpg[/IMG] [IMG]http://i.imgur.com/dnonu.jpg[/IMG]

[QUOTE=ntdave71694;40908866][t]https://dl.dropboxusercontent.com/u/18804041/shared/chevrolet-lumina-apv-05.jpg[/t][/QUOTE] I think that looks pretty cool. It's got some sort of sleeper like 80s vibe to it, kinda like the Toyota Previa.

[QUOTE=Biaxailemperor;40911331]I remember being a little kid and seeing those things, and my only thought was "WTF is that thing? it doesn't even look like it belongs on this planet." They're even weirder on the interior: those and Ford Aerostars have some of the strangest driving dynamics.[/QUOTE] Weird, I thought the exact same thing..

[QUOTE=dass;40914321]Weird, I thought the exact same thing..[/QUOTE] I think everyone thought that about it. Maybe it's not so much ugly as it is just plain weird ^^

[QUOTE=ntdave71694;40914729]I think everyone thought that about it. Maybe it's not so much ugly as it is just plain weird ^^[/QUOTE] Yeah, it's one of those vehicles that defies conventions enough to the point where it's hard to tell if it's ugly or not. It's not as ugly as it is bizarre. Like it came off of a set for an old sci-fi movie or something

No, I'm still convinced it's ugly.

speaking of weird chevys from that era: [IMG]http://www.gminsidenews.com/gallery/albums/userpics/10067/normal_1992%20Chevrolet%20K2-fVl%3Dmx%3D.jpg[/IMG]

[QUOTE=Biaxailemperor;40911331]I remember being a little kid and seeing those things, and my only thought was "WTF is that thing? it doesn't even look like it belongs on this planet." They're even weirder on the interior: those and Ford Aerostars have some of the strangest driving dynamics. Even weirder are the customizations: [IMG]http://img.gawkerassets.com/img/17nu5ojz6xi1ujpg/ku-xlarge.jpg[/IMG] [IMG]http://i.imgur.com/dnonu.jpg[/IMG][/QUOTE] The first one looks more like a Ford Aerostar, the second one... It has to be photoshopped, it just has to, that thing looks like it would bend in the middle under its own weight if it wasn't.

[QUOTE=DaCommie1;40917834]The first one looks more like a Ford Aerostar, the second one... It has to be photoshopped, it just has to, that thing looks like it would bend in the middle under its own weight if it wasn't.[/QUOTE] How the hell does the first one look like an aerostar? Those look like this: [t]http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/7/77/Ford_Aerostar_LWB_1992-97.jpg[/t] and when customized to be a pickup, like this: [IMG]http://www.motorstown.com/images/ford-aerostar-v6-05.jpg[/IMG] The second one, even if photoshoped, exists in some form. While I agree with you from a structural stand point, this guy didn't care: [IMG]http://i495.photobucket.com/albums/rr318/alanmoore78/LuminaAPVlimo.jpg[/IMG] [editline]5th June 2013[/editline] Speaking of poorly-made limos: [IMG]http://www.ford-trucks.com/user_gallery/sizeimage.php?photoid=188139&.jpg=[/IMG] [editline]5th June 2013[/editline] and this: [IMG]http://cl.jroo.me/z3/F/P/7/d/a.baa-Redneck-Limo.jpg[/IMG] [editline]5th June 2013[/editline] [IMG]http://www.joe-ks.com/archives_may2013/HomeMadeLimo.jpg[/IMG] You can't make this shit up. [IMG]http://th04.deviantart.net/fs71/200H/f/2011/353/f/6/most_redneck_limo_ever_by_1970barracuda-d4jkisj.jpg[/IMG] Got one more: [IMG]http://theorderoftheironphoenix.com/phoenixtube/files/photos/1366120249b51c94_l.jpg[/IMG] They just don't give a fuck. One more! because someone said "Yep! That needs to be a car." when they saw a pool table. [IMG]http://2.bp.blogspot.com/-xA4STQMWKUo/UbALLEkCCDI/AAAAAAAABAM/fvrcitJZLcM/s1600/RedneckPoolTable_A.jpg[/IMG]

[IMG]http://i1133.photobucket.com/albums/m598/Awike1991/thief_zps47343efd.png[/IMG] Thief

[QUOTE=Del91;40919163][IMG]http://i1133.photobucket.com/albums/m598/Awike1991/thief_zps47343efd.png[/IMG] Thief[/QUOTE] Doesn't show that for me. I see this instead: [IMG]http://2.bp.blogspot.com/-oFpt3FkjuIU/Ua_-asHXPaI/AAAAAAAAA_8/5XLXTThAMkk/s1600/Screen+shot+2013-06-05+at+10.12.22+PM.png[/IMG] Besides, that's hardly a good way to manage that sort of thing. If you want people going to your site to view images, go put a "VIEW FULL RESOLUTION AT www.wahteverthefuckyourwebsiteis.com" on it. It's not that hard.

[QUOTE=Biaxailemperor;40919232]Doesn't show that for me. I see this instead: [IMG]http://2.bp.blogspot.com/-oFpt3FkjuIU/Ua_-asHXPaI/AAAAAAAAA_8/5XLXTThAMkk/s1600/Screen+shot+2013-06-05+at+10.12.22+PM.png[/IMG] Besides, that's hardly a good way to manage that sort of thing. If you want people going to your site to view images, go put a "VIEW FULL RESOLUTION AT www.wahteverthefuckyourwebsiteis.com" on it. It's not that hard.[/QUOTE] Its because the images are cached in your browser, and they dont want pageviews, they want you to stop using their bandwidth to show images

[QUOTE=creative;40919429]Its because the images are cached in your browser, and they dont want pageviews, they want you to stop using their bandwidth to show images[/QUOTE] Well that's a dickish way of telling people that, isn't it? For fuck's sake, just telling people outright would be nice, rather than painting them as the dicks without them knowing about it.

Its not as bad as sites that use shock images as a filler

[QUOTE=creative;40919698]Its not as bad as sites that use shock images as a filler[/QUOTE] That reminds me of fight club, now that you mention that

[QUOTE=HellSoldier;40693342][img]https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/d/db/Suzuki_x-90_red.jpg[/img] Oh my.[/QUOTE] I won't be surprised if the car went 'Meep! Meep!' with a swingy suspension. [editline]6th June 2013[/editline] [QUOTE=creative;40919698]Its not as bad as sites that use [B]shock images[/B] as a filler[/QUOTE] You have to be a really big webmaster dick to do that.

[QUOTE=WhiteHusky;40919994] You have to be a really big webmaster dick to do that.[/QUOTE] I remember seeing some story where an artist kept getting pissed at Myspace emos & goths for embedding one of his images (The Grim Reaper) on their pages, which caused him to have to pay more money for bandwidth. He replaced the picture with goatse one day, causing thousands of Myspace profiles to have giant goatse backgrounds. [url]http://ascii.textfiles.com/archives/1011[/url]