• So my mom wants me to piss in a cup for her boyfriend's drug test....
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You should take a cacophony of illegal drugs then do it. You would be fucked up but so would the boyfriend.
whatthefuck
[QUOTE=Zeke129;26812324]It won't show up on a piss test if you do drugs right before[/QUOTE] Well obviously he'd do the drugs a few nights before.
Don't do it, it just isn't worth it. You could always choose the poppy seed method though, I could just imagine the boyfriends reaction.
You're in a position of power. Take advantage of it.
Assign a monetary value to your urine.
You could get out of this very easily if you lie and say you do drugs.
[QUOTE=kapin_krunch;26812264]Shit in it instead. Or put blue powerade in it. The police will be confused.[/QUOTE] They will think he is drinking Nuka Cola.
Just don't do it man.
I'd hate for a douche-bag like that to even be near my mother. Don't do it.
Piss in a cup, but smoke some beforehand. For bonus points, take additional drugs.
Make your mom give you money as a bribe, use the money to buy pot, smoke it, give it to her boyfriend without telling her, and then something something you got away with doing drugs!
[QUOTE=KingNick220;26812431]They will think he is drinking Nuka Cola.[/QUOTE] That or dettol toilet cleaner.
Does weed show up in a drugs test? Never knew.
[QUOTE=mobrockers;26812482]Does weed show up in a drugs test? Never knew.[/QUOTE] Haha, the number of kids that failed tests at my school just because of a single joint they smoked a week ago.
Stays in your system for quite some time too. Back on topic: don't piss in the cup.
Normally I'd say do it because losing your job or being arrested over smoking weed on your time is stupid, but if he's an abusing dick, don't do it.
Sucks for you all, weedz re legal here.
[QUOTE=Bftony;26812506]Stays in your system for quite some time too. Back on topic: don't piss in the cup.[/QUOTE] I remember kids found out they were getting drug tested in advance, so they'd drink shitloads of water, almost to the point of getting drunk off the oxygen (and dying). They thought it would 'flush their systems' of the THC. Wrong.
Do it, but make your mom get you the most expensive Fleshlight.
[QUOTE=Kab2tract;26812570]Do it, but make your mom get you the most expensive Fleshlight.[/QUOTE]
Piss on her face.
Pour apple juice into a cup, and then give it to her.
If your mom would get mad if you were the one doing drugs, say her boyfriend supplied them to you. But I wouldn't do it if I were you.
shit in the cup instead, that'll show her
[QUOTE=RIPBILLYMAYS;26812250]Tell your mom's boyfriend to eat a few poppyseed bagels.[/QUOTE] Poppyseed muffins were part of our lunch last Friday. We were stocking up.
I would lose all respect for my mom if she asked me to do it and if i were you I wouldn't
No good parent would ask to do this :colbert:
Go find the biggest addict you know and get him to piss in it.
[QUOTE=Elizer;26812558]I remember kids found out they were getting drug tested in advance, so they'd drink shitloads of water, almost to the point of getting drunk off the oxygen (and dying). They thought it would 'flush their systems' of the THC. Wrong.[/QUOTE] :doh: You don't get drunk from oxygen when drinking too much water, you dolt. You get water intoxication, which is caused by cerebral swelling caused by the cells taking in too much water due to electrolyte imbalance. On topic, don't do it, the boyfriend sounds like a complete prick.
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