• So my mom wants me to piss in a cup for her boyfriend's drug test....
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I know a friend who just quit pot because he wants to get a job. it takes 9 months for him to show up negative on the drug test. im so proud of him even though he says tim and erics awesome show great job isnt funny anymore.
[QUOTE=Elizer;26812502]Haha, the number of kids that failed tests at my school just because of a single joint they smoked a week ago.[/QUOTE] My school's wide receiver and tight end lost out on scholarships because they smoked weed. :smith:
take a shit in it then jerk off ontop of your shit and hand it back
spark up a fatty and do some lines of blow before pissing in that cup
[QUOTE=ExplodingGuy;26812760]:doh: You don't get drunk from oxygen when drinking too much water, you dolt. You get water intoxication, which is caused by cerebral swelling caused by the cells taking in too much water due to electrolyte imbalance. On topic, don't do it, the boyfriend sounds like a complete prick.[/QUOTE] Close enough. I was think of Hyperoxia (too much oxygen in body tissues)
[QUOTE=Super_Poo;26812712]No good parent would ask to do this :colbert:[/QUOTE] Sadly the number of good parents is far outweighed by the number of terrible parents in this day and age.
I'll piss in a cup for you.
I was gonna say do it if the guy wasn't such a tool. But yeah, don't do it. Anonymous tips the FUCK out of the cops though. Or some shit.
It's his fault for doing drugs, tell him to deal with it.
If I was in your position I would blackmail them both for maximum gain.
Blast them both with piss.
Sprinkle some crack on a frosted donut and give it to him.
Piss into the cup, whilst the boyfriend is grabbing at it, splash the piss onto his face and proceed to sprint into the sunset.
Don't do it.
[QUOTE=slinkman;26813280]Don't do it.[/QUOTE] Or that, too.
Ball your mom's hand into a fist, then make a flat gesture with your own. Paper beats rock! :V
The apple juice, or poppyseed ideas are the best so far
[QUOTE=bepassley;26812866]Sadly the number of good parents is far outweighed by the number of terrible parents in this day and age.[/QUOTE] True, even I would beat my kids.
[QUOTE=Theorisable;26812445]I'd hate for a douche-bag like that to even be near my mother. Don't do it.[/QUOTE] His mother doesn't sound any better than he does.
don't do it. If her boyfriend is enough of a douche to smoke weed and choke your mother, he doesn't deserve the slightest chance of being your father. Get him busted, as he deserves. Although your mother doesn't seem like a guardian angel either.
Tell her no and get her to go to a psychologist. I hate seeing parents and kids having issues with each other. It just dont go well with me.
Put gasoline in the cup.
WHy the fuck don't you live with your father
Just read the newest update the OP put up. What a bitch.
If I were you I would have lost my shit and killed the boyfriend by now. just saying.
Beat the shit outta your mother
In all honesty, poppy seed goods are the way to go. I've been in a situation like this before, it doesn't really matter if your mother hates you after it it is much much better than the alternative and you will both be better off.
[QUOTE=Psychokitten;26814330]Put vasoline in the cup.[/QUOTE] this
[QUOTE=PivotDJ;26814684]this[/QUOTE] The idea was to melt the cup.
[QUOTE=ragin cajun;26812199]Update: We argued and I declared to say no. She started threatening me "I dare you to not do it motherfucker see what happens" ete. ended with "I'm sorry don't hate me for saying no." I said. She replayed with "I hate you motherfucker, get out of here, see who washes your clothes ete"[/QUOTE] Shemad
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