• So my mom wants me to piss in a cup for her boyfriend's drug test....
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Piss in his cup, but not the one he's gonna use for the test.
Piss in the cup then put some weed in the cup. They'll never see it coming.
Piss in the cup and then drop a joint into it. see if they actually test it or just take it for granted.
[QUOTE=ragin cajun;26812199]Update: We argued and I declared to say no. She started threatening me "I dare you to not do it motherfucker see what happens" ete. ended with "I'm sorry don't hate me for saying no." I said. She replayed with "I hate you motherfucker, get out of here, see who washes your clothes ete"[/QUOTE] call social services she sounds like a terrible parent. get a new family
Eat the cup
tell her that you won't do it unless she pays you.
your mom sounds like a bitch.
Your own mother called you a motherfucker :v:
Yo, come to my place, you did the right thing and we have a spare bed. You know where I live right I live there But seriously you did the right thing, your mom is a skank and her boyfriends a faggot
Holy shit OP, you need to get as far away from your mom as possible. There's nothing in it for you if you stay. edit: Get an audio recorder [b]now[/b] and start recording everything she says. Then turn it into the police.
Why won't you tell your father about this? I bet he is [b]"really"[/b] happy to hear this kind shit in your house is happening. That should also silence and make your mother to think more. Are you sure that your mom ain't using it aswell?
I hope you get perma'd if you do piss in the cup, seriously fuck her face with a knife, what total bitch
[QUOTE=Sift;26815653]I hope you get perma'd if you do piss in the cup, seriously fuck her face with a knife, what total bitch[/QUOTE] No way you can do that to your own mother, even if she is annoying hot-tempered idiot. Not even if she would be drug addict.
[QUOTE=Careld;26815681]No way you can do that to your own mother, even if she is annoying hot-tempered idiot. Not even if she would be drug addict.[/QUOTE] Well I meant it as a fuck off type thing but if you wanna take it as literally stabbing her whatev. v:v:v
Seriously, pack up your shit and leave. Go to a friends house. Grab as much valuable stuff as you have, gather clothes for a week, leave. You need to get away. I understand if this would be hard for you to do, since it is your mother, but you have to. Let her know that you aren't coming back until she leaves her boyfriend, too. And tell the police.
If he's super stoned and puts his bowl down, pack disgusting shit in it.
Your moms crazy.
See, I don't have a problem with weed at all, but someone who puts his motherfucking hands on a damn woman needs to put in his place.
Tell your Mom to go fuck herself. Seriously.
what does "ete" mean
Your mom needs help if shes swearing at you for saying no.
I would have done it, meh. I'm not in your position, so I can't be sure, but it seems like I would just stick by my mothers side.
Piss on their bed
Your mom sounds like a bitch. (Incoming moralfags.) Noone who talks like that to their son deserves you, you're a wonderful person and you deserve better than her. I recommend talking to your school's guidance person, or getting some help about your parental situation.
[QUOTE=M_B;26816151]what does "ete" mean[/QUOTE] I think he means 'etc.' for et cetera
[QUOTE=Elizer;26816369]I think he means 'etc.' for et cetera"[/QUOTE] You missed the point.
Do it for her so she doesn't get mad, but call where the boyfriend works and tell them that it is your piss, and hopefully he gets in trouble, but she won't think it's because of you.
Like I said, bribes man! Think of that nice fleshlight rubbing against your dick!
Shut off the toilet's water supply, then offer to fix it after boyfriend notices it not working after peeing. Scoop toilet water and give to mom.
It's time to call the C.P.S. son, seriously, your moms got a screw loose. If you're 16 or over you can request emancipation if needed. You may need to because if your mom prioritizes her boyfriend over most importantly herself and you, that's going to take some serious therapy and most importantly forcing her to eat her own words. Brotip, kill that motherfucker(boyfriend).
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