• So my mom wants me to piss in a cup for her boyfriend's drug test....
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[QUOTE=ragin cajun;26812199] Update: We argued and I declared to say no. She started threatening me "I dare you to not do it motherfucker see what happens" ete. ended with "I'm sorry don't hate me for saying no." I said. She replayed with "I hate you motherfucker, get out of here, see who washes your clothes ete"[/QUOTE] [img]http://emotibot.net/pix/232.jpg[/img] That's pretty harsh. Your mom doesn't sound that great. Or smart with this whole chokists guy situation
Call child services what the fuck are you doing staying there
Do a shit load of weed then pee in it
Pee in pot, heat pot on stove to boil away some of the water, grind up random medication and mix it into the pee. They won't know what to think when the pee is brown and has high concentrations of random drugs in it.
Put some weed in the cup, I mean just floating in it.
Your urine contains your DNA. If you do this your mother [b]is[/b] going to get caught.
Get high off your ass, and do it. If anyone asks, you say yes. Like a boss.
Do a ton of coke and hash and heroin and pcp then pee in the cup.
He tried to kill your mum bro Don't do it
What the fuck, your mom is pretty harsh, bro. Child services, seriously. If your mom wants to stay with that crazy guy, just get out of there. If she doesn't need you, you don't need her, right?
fuck em, don´t do it!
Do it, but then stuff the cup full of child pornography. A* idea, I promise!
Your mom is fucked up.
Call child services and get the fuck out of there or smoke a joint, piss in cup and get the fuck out of there.
[QUOTE=kapin_krunch;26812264]Shit in it instead. Or put blue powerade in it. The police will be confused.[/QUOTE] They'll think he got super diabetes
Do drugs, then piss in the cup and he will be busted.
Where did the OP go?
Probably late by now but smoke some pot and then do it.
just tell your moms bf to drink bleach before he pees in the cup
Smoke weed then do it [editline]20th December 2010[/editline] Rated myself late
Tell your mother you did weed too, but didn't want to tell her about it.
All these "smoke weed then piss" comments... Don't limit yourself. After smoking weed do some crystal meth, snort cocaine, drink alcohol and lick some exotic toads. Make sure to wear a "this is your fault, mom" shirt before, in case you OD and die.
Childline. CHILDLINE!
Do it, don't be an asshole.
Weird story. Don't do it.
Record her when she tries to get you to do it, then tell the cops.
Yeah, sorry -- but she seems like a pretty shitty excuse for a mother. I'd just move out if you can or if you're too young, call child services and tell them about the shit she (and her "boyfriend") do/does. Don't live like that, man... get out.
how is it even possible to do the test instead of him, don't they control who's pissing in their cups?
Shit in the cup.
I have to do things on my own, but that was my choice. My mother insists on doing some things for me, seriously, just do things on your own.
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