So my mom wants me to piss in a cup for her boyfriend's drug test....
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Your mother sucks if she wants to stick up for a boyfriend that almost killed her.
Cum in the cup.
Why is she calling you "motherfucker"? :ohdear:
Don't blackmail them. You're fucked if you do. They buy you want you want so they can get your piss. Once they get it, that's it for you, game over, they got what they wanted and you're fucked. Now they can beat the shit outta you and take back whatever they gave you. Go to the cops about the piss to get back at em? You're fucked too for helping them break the law.
So just fuck with them, fuck with them hard. Pull the pranks people are suggesting here.
Sure they can beat you up after for it, but hey, if you go to the cops you won't get into trouble. You didn't break the law by supplying a junkie with your piss. Report domestic violence, child abuse, assault, what ever man. No offence your mother sounds like a total bitch, just as bad as him.
Either you do this, or just don't supply the piss and ride out the storm afterwards and hope your dumbass mother and boyfriend forget about this.
Smoke pot then piss in the cup
When I was younger I had to shit and pee in the same cup for some test I can't remember.
If he's choking your mother and she's asking you to commit a crime for her murderous piece of trash boyfriend you seriously should consider telling the police. It wouldn't be that bad. You'd get a new home with parents who love you (also they'll probably spoil the shit out of you because people who adopt usually can't have kids so it'll just be you)
Piss inside her
Your mother is a coward and an asshole. Tell her to go fuck herself.
Nice mother you have OP. I'd say get the fuck out of there, if you're old enough rent a room, get a job and see if you can get some support with your education. If you're not, call child services and tell them everything. Shit ain't normal son.
Your mum sounds like a dickhead. Depending how old you are, either
A. Call child services
B. Leave home
get him to thoroughly wank you off, then you'll do it
smoke HIS weed and piss in the cup
post pics of his court trial
piss in the cup, then pour it on him
Please for god's sake contact child services. Do not let her talk you into this. If you are not under 18 then contact the police.
Why doesn't SHE piss in the cup hmm?
Sorry kid your mom's crackwhore.
What POLOPOZOZOZO Said.
Call Child Service.
Your mom sounds like a cunt.
Piss in the cup, and then put some weed INSIDE of it. Like, a couple leaves or something
I just got a great idea. Smoke weed but don't tell your mom. Then apologize and say that you want to cover for her boyfriend. Do the test and watch him get rejected by wherever he wants to apply. ???? Profit.
wait for him to take a piss
assuming he lets the yellow mellow, take the piss pot and scoop up his piss
give him that piss
bam he fails
Call child protective services. Your mother is an idiot (no offense)
[QUOTE=Bftony;26821714]Nice mother you have OP. I'd say get the fuck out of there, if you're old enough rent a room, get a job and see if you can get some support with your education. If you're not, call child services and tell them everything. Shit ain't normal son.[/QUOTE]
This. My mom was like that, but I moved out like 2 years ago and i'm living with granny since. Granny can be very annoying at times (In a good way, being overly concerned etc) but it's way better than living with my mom.
Child. Services. Your mother has problems bigger than she can handle, and got herself into some shit. The boyfriend is probably a junkie, and your mother a new addict. Get out while you can.
[QUOTE=theseltsamone;26812452]Make your mom give you money as a bribe, use the money to buy pot, smoke it, give it to her boyfriend without telling her, and then something something you got away with doing drugs![/QUOTE]
This is the best idea.
OP is prolly grounded off the computer for telling his mom off. Which means that he either gave in and pissed in the cup or he didn't give in and got the piss beat out of him.
[QUOTE=Elizer;26816369]I think he means 'etc.' for et cetera[/QUOTE]
:geno:
Inform the police and have that bitch taken away, If she cares about her boyfriend more than her child shes a bad parent and a disgusting human.
sounds a bit of a piss take if i'm honest.
Your mom sounds like a bitch.
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