So my mom wants me to piss in a cup for her boyfriend's drug test....
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Take some heavy drugs like acid or cocaine and then piss in the cup.
Smoke weed then do it.
[QUOTE=/B/rother;26818880]Where did the OP go?[/QUOTE]
His mom choked him.
Get out of there, OP.
Smoke weed, pee in a cup.
[editline]20th December 2010[/editline]
Give it to your mom, so her boyfriend gets busted anyway lol.
Don't do it, it's unethical and illegal. Tell him he should have been more responsible in the first place.
Piss blood into the cup and mix it with horse tranquilizers. Then when the police drink it they die and you can take the gold from the bank without them spawncamping.
[QUOTE=Micr0;26823394]I just got a great idea. Smoke weed but don't tell your mom. Then apologize and say that you want to cover for her boyfriend. Do the test and watch him get rejected by wherever he wants to apply. ???? Profit.[/QUOTE]
jesus christ stop it you are doing it wrong
Smack her.
No really, she's an idiot, she wants you to bail out a murderous-ish guy who smokes pot, and then threatens you, her own son, if you dont.
Or call child services and then smack her.
Your mother insults you of Motherfucker? The fuck.
Any mother that would call her own child a "motherfucker" is defiantly a bad mother.
Your mother seems like a bitch, you're better off leaving.
Put vinegar (pH), salt, fish water(smell), baking powder(to neutralize the vinegar just enough), and some apple juice(color).
Then add some power of whatever you want in there, just a tiny amount. (like Tylenol, crazy glue, drug... etc.)
Add a tiny amount of chicken blood for the lolz.
Piss in a jar and throw it at her.
Accidentally rated OP agree. OP, your mom sucks. Go get a new one.
Agree to do it, and do what everyone else is saying with the poppy seed bagel, and the smoking of the weed. Otherwise, your mom could probably just find some one else to do it.
No but seriously, OP. All these people screaming do drugs and stuff. I think you should just smoke some weed then piss in the cup.
Don't do it
OP, don't die buddy.
[QUOTE=cdejong;26812256]Don't do it man, bad idea. Your mom's boyfriend sounds like a terrible guy if he's choking your mom and has to take drug tests for some reason. Don't get caught up in it.[/QUOTE]
Yea this
[QUOTE=kapin_krunch;26812363]You should take a cacophony of illegal drugs then do it.
You would be fucked up but so would the boyfriend.[/QUOTE]
He should take a bad sound of illegal drugs? That makes no sense at all.
So your mom can't do it because she does drugs?
Do every drug you can find and piss in the cup.
[QUOTE=chugmuffin;26843642]Do every drug you can find and piss in the cup.[/QUOTE]
Are you suggesting him to die? lol
Put the cup in piss.
If anyone finds out that's your piss, then you're fucked.
Not only will the guy get caught for doing drugs, but you'll be arrested for being associated with the crime.
So yes, it's pretty damn illegal.
Your mother loving you a little bit less > Risking your freedom and liberty outside of jail
That's illegal and stupid.
JERK OFF IN THE CUP!!!! Then make your mom put a straw in it and make her boyfriend suck it through his cockhole!
Your mother is a fucking bitch.
Choke the cup.
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