• So my mom wants me to piss in a cup for her boyfriend's drug test....
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Your mother sounds awful. Tell us more.
It's her fault for having a druggie as a boyfriend. You shouldn't do anything, you shouldn't be even involved in this.
Dude are you a crack baby you sound like a crack baby
[QUOTE=Big Ben;26847307]Dude are you a crack baby you sound like a crack baby[/QUOTE] Dude do you know how to use commas i don't think you know how to use commas.
Kill yourself and your mom and her boyfriend
[QUOTE=Dylan_94;26847331]Dude do you know how to use commas i don't think you know how to use commas.[/QUOTE] I talk like this on purpose when I'm not being serious dude I bet you didn't know that
[QUOTE=Dylan_94;26847331]Dude do you know how to use commas i don't think you know how to use commas.[/QUOTE] first of all shut the fuck up second nowhere in that post would a comma be required third who gives a flying fuck about commas this is facepunch never post again mmkay? greeeaaat [img]http://screencrave.frsucrave.netdna-cdn.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/11/Bill-Lumbergh.jpg[/img]
[QUOTE=Kalibos;26847702]first of all shut the fuck up second nowhere in that post would a comma be required third who gives a flying fuck about commas this is facepunch never post again mmkay? greeeaaat [img_thumb]http://screencrave.frsucrave.netdna-cdn.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/11/Bill-Lumbergh.jpg[/img_thumb][/QUOTE] please calm down or i'll be forced to report you
[QUOTE=Lachz0r;26847744]please calm down or i'll be forced to report you[/QUOTE] [media]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=31g0YE61PLQ[/media]
I hate your mother and her boyfriend.
If he was a decent person, then yes, drug tests are a degrading breach of privacy and don't prove impairment. But he sounds like an arsehole, so don't, tell him to get some fake piss from a head shop.
Get some of his drugs and put it inside your piss.
Your Mom is a fucking bitch.
Nike.Do it.
[QUOTE=Ohforf;26848576]Take drugs and then take the piss test. Jokes on your mom :smug:[/QUOTE] Joke will be on him, he will be caught and raped in jail
Ask her why she can't do it.
Use dog piss
So did the OP choke with piss?
OP died, thread over!
Your mother is an awful parent. I couldn't imagine have my mother treat me like that and force me to do something like that against my own will pretty much. I guess you're just unlucky.
[QUOTE=The Combine;26856831]OP died, thread over![/QUOTE] Or OP was serious when his mom said for him to get out the house
[QUOTE=cheesedelux;26812312]Put apple juice in it. When they go to test it for drugs and find that it isn't piss, that prick will be in even more trouble.[/QUOTE] They don't test if it is actual piss or not, just if there is drugs in it [editline]21st December 2010[/editline] thats why quick fix works
Sounds like your mum does drugs too.
She loves to take the piss doesn't she?
[QUOTE=Dr.Melombada;26845182]JERK OFF IN THE CUP!!!! Then make your mom put a straw in it and make her boyfriend suck it through his cockhole![/QUOTE] Wait...Wh-...What?
Smack your mother across the face and send that ho back to the kitchen.
Piss in a cup and mix weed into it. Then when the cops see the weed, he's in mega trouble :smug:
Wait, why doesnt OPs mom do it?
[QUOTE=Aerkhan;26858596]Wait, why doesnt OPs mom do it?[/QUOTE] She probably does drugs, too.
Wow that last line in op is depressing. So she's guilt tripping you because she wants her boyfriend to continue fucking his life up and breaking the law? She doesn't deserve you as a son.
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