• So my mom wants me to piss in a cup for her boyfriend's drug test....
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Escape your house. Seriously, your mother has to be an asshat if she was about to get choked by that assclown AND she wants him out of jail yet the idiot does drugs. [del]Tell her she's a total idiot and that she could end up dead if her boyfriend passed the test as negative. Try to piss as much as you can in the toilet, no matter what, your mother can't get any probe if you're outta urine.[/del] Noticed the OP update. Tell her she's a total asshole, get a new house, change your phone number, E-Mail, etc. Make sure she can't contact you at all. Either that, or record some proof of your mother trying to get YOUR probe. They'll both go to jail, one for drugs and the other for complicity.
pee in the cup, throw it at her face, shit on her boyfriend's chest
[QUOTE=thekinglichs;26858875]pee in the cup, throw it at her face, shit on her boyfriend's chest[/QUOTE] There are situations in which joke posts aren't good at all, you know. [QUOTE=Brage Nyman;26858968]Put explosives in the cup, blow your moms head off. Shit down her neck and give the boyfriends left hand to the police.[/QUOTE] It isn't funny now either. Well, at least I have an useful post, so... Wouldn't her calling you "motherfucker" make her be callable "bitch"? That would make you a son of a bitch. But she was a bitch after she told you that, and saying that stood for "I'm not your mother anymore", which means you're a son of a father. Good news: She sucks ass at excuses. "Let's see who washes your clothes now motherfucker etc"? Most retarded excuse for your probe EVER.
Put explosives in the cup, blow your moms head off. Shit down her neck and give the boyfriends left hand to the police.
She say: "I hate you motherfucker, get out of here, see who washes your clothes ete" You say: "I hate you fatherfucker, go to the kitchen, see who eats your fucking food!"
You need bacon. Always.
Move out.
you shouldnt do it 1. youll get in deep shit when they realize from DNA, that its not his piss 2. its funnier if you let him go to jail
Piss on her boyfriend.
WOW my dad choked my mom and i dont bitch about WOw take your problems elswhere [editline]22nd December 2010[/editline] oH he TRIED TO hahaha fail
update?
Take money for it.
Walk in with a hotdog hidden in your shirt and 5-10 minutes later run out and scream "OH MY FUCKING GOD OBGEDAHJEHO I JACKED OFF TOO HARD!" And run out with the hotdog clutched in your hands. [editline]22nd December 2010[/editline] [QUOTE=Heavy3;26881272]WOW my dad choked my mom and i dont bitch about WOw take your problems elswhere [editline]22nd December 2010[/editline] oH he TRIED TO hahaha fail[/QUOTE] Good God, your saying he's a fail? :irony: You don't know how to capitalize and I bet your avatar is actually you.
Take every drug imaginable then do it. Then her boyfriend will really get fucked over.
Piss in the cup, then spash it in his face.
[QUOTE=doonbugie2;26885761]Piss in the cup, then spash it in his face.[/QUOTE] nasty shit to get in the eyes.
Say no, douchebag goes to jail, you save the day
1. Don't do it. You know it is wrong and she can't get mad at you for doing something she knows is wrong unless she is a bad mother. 2. [url]http://www.recovery-man.com/abusive/abusive_signs.htm[/url]
Call 911, report abuse, throw jarate at mom
I love how your mother calls you a motherfucker. And you should say no, it wont end well if you agree to do it.
OP: 1) Dial emergency services when you hear your mom coming. 2) Leave phone off hook and upright while you and your mother 'debate' over your probe. 3) Distract her till police arrive. 4) Ask your mom why she wanted to stand up for a boyfriend who nearly choked her, in front of the police. 5) Watch as your mom desperately tries to ask you for your probe for her upcoming drug test.
Do what she says, resisting won't do you any good. Go and stay with a friend and tell them your mother kicked you out.
goddamn can we get some fucking original replies, or what?
[QUOTE=stupid10er;26891868]goddamn can we get some fucking original replies, or what?[/QUOTE] Did you not see my post not more then 2 replies above you.
[QUOTE=Barnhouse;26885722]Take every drug imaginable then do it. Then her boyfriend will really get fucked over.[/QUOTE] Do this
[QUOTE=ragin cajun;26812199]Hello, as the title suggests, my mother is suggesting that I piss in a cup for her boyfriend's drug test. Isn't this ILLEGAL? I honestly don't know what to do! Saying yes is just overall against my moral and makes me extremely uncomfortable, but at the same time saying no makes it seem like my mother would hate me even more. He has been smoking weed, but other then this I know little information. But for a small back story of this "boyfriend", he recently tried to choke, yes CHOKE my mother while they were driving. This was 1-2 weeks ago, and she goes straight back to him. So Facepunch, share your thoughts on what I should do? Update: Mom is pressuring me to do it now. She hasn't threaten to do anything yet, will update when/if she does. Update: We argued and I declared to say no. She started threatening me "I dare you to not do it motherfucker see what happens" ete. ended with "I'm sorry don't hate me for saying no." I said. She replayed with "I hate you motherfucker, get out of here, see who washes your clothes ete"[/QUOTE] Call the cops on him and slap your mother 2x. She needs to get her head out of her ass.
[img]http://www.torontothumbs.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/05/jarate.jpg[/img] Give her this.
too bad the best choice he could make is to do it if he called the cops, he'd end up in a foster home if the guy doesn't pass the drug test, he'll probably beat the shit out of you
[QUOTE=ragin cajun;26812199]Hello, as the title suggests, my mother is suggesting that I piss in a cup for her boyfriend's drug test. Isn't this ILLEGAL? I honestly don't know what to do! Saying yes is just overall against my moral and makes me extremely uncomfortable, but at the same time saying no makes it seem like my mother would hate me even more. He has been smoking weed, but other then this I know little information. But for a small back story of this "boyfriend", he recently tried to choke, yes CHOKE my mother while they were driving. This was 1-2 weeks ago, and she goes straight back to him. So Facepunch, share your thoughts on what I should do? Update: Mom is pressuring me to do it now. She hasn't threaten to do anything yet, will update when/if she does. Update: We argued and I declared to say no. She started threatening me "I dare you to not do it motherfucker see what happens" ete. ended with "I'm sorry don't hate me for saying no." I said. She replayed with "I hate you motherfucker, get out of here, see who washes your clothes ete"[/QUOTE] ah the internet. a window into the pathetic lives of others. you have my condolences.
Take advantage of them. Make them [b]earn[/b] your piss
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