[QUOTE=coco911231;32089576]ITT we are all grandpas[/QUOTE]
Certainly feels like it
I remember all of his shit getting stuck in my head and I never wanted it there. Why did you make it resurface?
Cool that he's nice and signed your Shaq Fu cartridge though. That sounds like more than you could ask for in someone that is/was a big celebrity at such a young age.
I was hoping to get Amy Winehouse to sign my copy of ET, but alas...
I totally forget he existed. Wow, it will be interesting to see how he tries to come back.
I got Bill Goldberg to sign my DVD of Universal soldier 2, it's once in a million opportunity's like these that are awesome.
[QUOTE=WastedJamacan;32087078]Holy crap Ultimate Showdown. I feel old now.[/QUOTE]
Ol' Godzilla was hoppin' around
Tokyo City like a big playground
When suddenly Batman burst from the shade
And hit Godzilla with a Bat-grenade
Godzilla got pissed and began to attack
But didn't expect to get blocked by Shaq
Who proceeded to open up a can of Shaq-Fu
When Aaron came out of the blue
Started beating up Shaquille O'Neill
When they both got flattened by the Batmobile
But before it could make it back to the Batcave
Abraham Lincoln popped out of his grave
And pulled an AK47 out from under his hat
And blew Batman away with a rat-a-tat-tat
Then he ran out of bullets and he ran away
Because Optimus Prime came to save the day
This is the Ultimate Showdown!
Of Ultimate Destiny!
Good guys, bad guys and explosions!
As far as the eye can see!
And only one will survive, I wonder who it will be!
This is the Ultimate Showdown!
Of Ultimate Destiny!
Godzilla took a bite out of Optimus Prime
Like Scruff McGruff took a bite out of crime
Then Shaq came back covered in a tyre track
When Jackie Chan jumped out and landed on his back
And Batman was injured and trying to get steady
When Abraham Lincoln came back with a machete
But suddenly something caught his leg and he tripped
Indiana Jones took him out with his whip
Then he saw Godzilla sneaking up from behind
And he reached for his gun, which he just couldn't find
'Cause Batman stole it, and he shot and he missed
And Jackie Chan deflected it with his fist
And he jumped in the air and he did a somersault
While Abraham Lincoln tried to pole-vault
Onto Optimus Prime, but they collided in the air
Then they both got hit by a Care Bear Stare!
This is the Ultimate Showdown!
Of Ultimate Destiny!
Good guys, bad guys and explosions!
As far as the eye can see!
And only one will survive, I wonder who it will be!
This is the Ultimate Showdown!
Of Ultimate Destiny!
Angels sang out...
Came an immaculate chorus...
Down from the heavens...
Descended Chuck Norris...
Who delivered a kick...
Which could shatter bones...
Into the crotch...
Of Indiana Jones...
Who fell over on the ground...
Writhing in pain...
As Batman changed back...
Into Bruce Wayne...
But Chuck saw through...
His clever disguise...
And he crushed Batman's head...
Inbetween his thighs
Then Gandalf the Grey -
And Gandalf the White -
And Monty Python and the Holy Grail's Black Knight -
And Benito Mussolini -
And the Blue Meanie -
Cowboy Curtis and Jambi the Genie -
Robocop
The Terminator
Captain Kirk and Darth Vader
Lo Pan, Superman, every single Power Ranger
Bill S. Preston and Theodore Logan!
Spock, the Rock, Doc Ock and Hulk Hogan
All came out of nowhere lightning fast
And they kicked Chuck Norris in his cowboy ass
It was the bloodiest battle that the world ever saw with civilians looking on in total awe
The fight raged on for a century
Many lives where claimed, but eventually
The champion stood - the rest saw their better
Mr. Rodgers in a blood-stained sweater!
This is the Ultimate Showdown!
Of Ultimate Destiny!
Good guys, bad guys and explosions!
As far as the eye can see!
And only one will survive, I wonder who it will be!
This is the Ultimate Showdown!
Of Ultimate Destiny!
From memory. :geno:
I remembered almost all the words years after learning it... dayum.
Carter vs Bieber
Awesome, yesterdays Justin Beiber signs a random game of yours and everyone creams their panties.
wasnt he like the the beiber of the late 90's
[QUOTE=xgman236x;32140691]wasnt he like the the beiber of the late 90's[/QUOTE]
With less autotune and less girly lyrics.
Try to sell it on Pawn Stars, and get on TV
Why do you carry around a copy of shaq-fu with you?
He did a lot of the Jimmy neutron soundtrack
i have never heard of him or that game but nice job man.
I still have his first album somewhere.
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[QUOTE=BrandonFlowers.;32141440]Why do you carry around a copy of shaq-fu with you?[/QUOTE]
Why don't you carry one around?
[QUOTE=iggy650;32141626]I still have his first album somewhere.
[/QUOTE]
Good for you.
I think you just won the 90's
I bet he's actually pretty good now that his voice has probably dropped
[editline]6th September 2011[/editline]
[QUOTE=Chaotic Lord;32141063]With less autotune and less girly lyrics.[/QUOTE]considering he mostly sung covers of even older pop songs I'd be pretty surprised if his lyrics were girly
[editline]6th September 2011[/editline]
[QUOTE=mastermaul;32088139]Mother of [I]fuck.[/I]
I feel old just for forgetting who he is.[/QUOTE]I feel old for not forgetting who he is :v:
hahaha where the fuck did aaron carter come from? he's been gone since like '99
I'm kind of concerned due to the fact that you had a copy of Shaq Fu on you.
[editline]6th September 2011[/editline]
It's like in Step Brothers with the sword and Randy Jackson.
[QUOTE=Hunterdnrc;32142770]I'm kind of concerned due to the fact that you had a copy of Shaq Fu on you.
[editline]6th September 2011[/editline]
It's like in Step Brothers with the sword and Randy Jackson.[/QUOTE]
I can't stop watching your avatar
I get that a lot.
Wow I just realized the song in OP is the one the new lonely island album is parodying
[media]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aRTHOYtgahU[/media]
0:11 - "Hey, Justin Bieber. yeah, it's Aaron. I'm you from the 90's."
before Bieber, there was Carter
[media]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4r7dvJXrtoE[/media]
and THAT's how you beat shaq?
[QUOTE=Real Hitler Fag;32087053]It's a pretty rare/shitty game[/QUOTE]
I actually really liked it and played the shit out of it. Beat it several times.
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