• Aaron Carter signed my copy of Shaq-Fu
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[QUOTE=Turnips5;32145554]before Bieber, there was Carter [media]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4r7dvJXrtoE[/media][/QUOTE] God dammit the nostalgia, it hurts so good.
Did'nt Aaron Carter sue his mom or some shit like that?
[QUOTE=HandsomeFrog;32160763]Did'nt Aaron Carter sue his mom or some shit like that?[/QUOTE]no?
Oh shit, Aaron Carter was my jam when I was a kid. Now that I think about it, he was probably my first crush.
[QUOTE=Chaotic Lord;32141063]With less autotune and less girly lyrics.[/QUOTE] Don't forget [I]actual[/I] talent too.
[QUOTE=Capitulazyguy;32091356] Ultimate showdown lyrics [/QUOTE] I feel like I should post this too [quote]Old Godzilla was fuckin' around Tokyo City like a big playground When suddenly Batman jizzed from the shade And hit Godzilla with a bat-cum spray Godzilla got laid and began to fuck back But didn't expect to be fucked by Shaq He proceeded to open up a can of Shaq-lube When Aaron Carter came out of the blue And he started sucking off Shaquille O'Neil In the back seat of the Batmobile Before they could make it to Aaron's love-shack Abraham Lincoln teabagged his sack Took a nine-inch vibrator out of his hat and blew Batman Then he ran out of rubbers and he ran away Because Optimus Prime came on Batman's face. This is the Ultimate Orgy... of Homosexuality Good Guys and Bad Guys with Dildo... as far as they eye can see There's quite a lot of Fellatio and much Sodomy This is the Ultimate Orgy... of Homosexuality. Godzilla took a shit on Optimus Prime Like Scruff McGruff shit all over crime And then Shaq came back covered in Godzilla-scat Then Jackie Chan jacked off and nutted on his back And Batman was flaccid and trying to get horny So he thought of am Armadillo named "Corey" But something suddenly caught his eye and he licked Indiana Jone's thirteen-inch dick Then he took Godzilla from behind Reached around for his cock which he just couldn't find Then Batman squirted, and he shot, and he missed And penetrated Jackie Chan with his fist Then he jumped in the air and he gave the "Peace" sign As Abraham Lincoln tried to sixty-nine With Optimus Prime, and they both got some Then they all got covered in Care Bear-cum This is the Ultimate Orgy... of Homosexuality Good Guys and Bad Guys with Dildo... as far as they eye can see It's gayer than "Brokeback Mountain", I think you would agree This is the Ultimate Orgy... Cue porno music, a fucky jive chorus As down from the heavens, came naked Chuck Norris Who discovered a dick, as hard as bones Attatched to the crotch, of Indiana Jones He bent over on the ground, smiling with glee As Batman changed into, Ron Jeremy. But Chuck ssw through this clever disguise And buried Batman's face, in-between his thighs. Then Gandolf the Pimp, and Gandolf the Hoe! Matt Damon and the guys from "Mr. Show" And Benito Mussolini and his big weenie And Tony Curtis in a pink bikini Robocop, the Terminator, William Shatner, Ralph Nader Lopan, Peter Pan, every male Power Ranger Keanu Reeves and Bill S. Preston Spock, The Rock, and Charles Eston Came out of nowhere, lightning fast And they all fucked Norris' cowboy ass It was the greatest bukkake that the world every saw Making Japanese men stare in total awe The sex went on for a century Many cocks were sucked, but eventually a champion stood (All the girls got wetter) Mr. Rogers in a cum-stained sweater This is the Ultimate Orgy... of Homosexuality Hot chicks and bad girls with strap-ons... as far as they eye can see Tits and vaginas all cumming all continously This is the Ultimate Orgy... (Great big lesbian orgy...) This is the Ultimate Orgy... (I think I'll jerk off again now...) This is the Ultimate Orgy... of Homosexuality[/quote]
even mainstream pop artists were pretty good in the 90s good times i used to listen to him
Holy shit, you are freaking lucky. Aaron Carter has some pretty good songs. I also remember his work for the Jimmy Neutron movie.
[QUOTE=Villein;32140514]Carter vs Bieber[/QUOTE] I will definitely go for Carter instead of gay Bieber
Oh god I completly forgot about Aaron Carter I remember hearing him on the radio and tv all the time. Then he just kind of...disappeared. I feel so old now
[QUOTE=bopie;32143520] [/QUOTE] Hillary Duff hnnnnnnng
[QUOTE=KingKombat;32087779]ah, here we go: [media]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-fGY9R3-OCU&feature=mfu_in_order&list=UL&hd=1[/media][/QUOTE] Wow he's dissing the solar system now? Fuck Aaron.
[QUOTE=Turnips5;32145554]before Bieber, there was Carter [media]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4r7dvJXrtoE[/media][/QUOTE] For some odd reason. I kinda like this
I used to think that you could actually beat Shaq when I was young. I look back at the video, and he literally just stands there whenever Aaron has the ball. Gotta love childhood memories.
I feel young, I've never heard of Aaron Carter.
Did you live during the 90s? [editline]12th September 2011[/editline] Of course, judging by my past experiences with you, no.
[QUOTE=drfeelgood223;32140578]Awesome, yesterdays Justin Beiber signs a random game of yours and everyone creams their panties.[/QUOTE] You really know nothing about the 90's
[QUOTE=WastedJamacan;32263778]Did you live during the 90s? [editline]12th September 2011[/editline] Of course, judging by my past experiences with you, no.[/QUOTE] Uh, I was born on 1996
[QUOTE=PvtVain;32263965]Uh, I was born on 1996[/QUOTE] So you can barel remember what happened in 1999. Shit your the same age as my youngest sister, im getting old.
[QUOTE=UncleJimmema;32264094]So you can barel remember what happened in 1999. Shit your the same age as my youngest sister, im getting old.[/QUOTE] She's 15?
[QUOTE=PvtVain;32265573]She's 15?[/QUOTE] My younger sister was born in 95, and she remembers Aaron Carter. Did you live under a rock? Hell, we didn't even have cable, and we knew who he was.
I was born in 94 and I don't consider myself a 90s kid really. I feel that it'd be a bigger deal being a teen in that time.
[QUOTE=Chicken_Chaser;32281661]I was born in 94 and I don't consider myself a 90s kid really. I feel that it'd be a bigger deal being a teen in that time.[/QUOTE] I consider myself, even though I was born in 93. I know i picked up a few trends from that time.
Getting Aaron Carter to sign Shaq Fu is probably the most brilliant thing I heard all week
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