Spanish Cuerva beats everything, if someone wants the recipe just ask, be aware that it's expensive, although you will get a lot of it (100 liters, but you can always cut the amounts by half to make less). It's great for parties, and it will send you straight to the sky half an hour after you drink it. Seriously guys, I would only drink this if I were going to spend the whole night dancing and doing things, if you drink this while you are still, let's say while you are sit in your couch talking with someone, by the 3rd or 4th glass you'll be wasted. Guaranteed.
[QUOTE=Tidusete;16797048]Spanish Cuerva beats everything, if someone wants the recipe just ask, be aware that it's expensive, although you will get a lot of it (100 liters, but you can always cut the amounts by half to make less). It's great for parties, and it will send you straight to the sky half an hour after you drink it. Seriously guys, I would only drink this if I were going to spend the whole night dancing and doing things, if you drink this while you are still, let's say while you are sit in your couch talking with someone, by the 3rd or 4th glass you'll be wasted. Guaranteed.[/QUOTE]
100 liters? What the hell?
Woooo straight everclear Get Retardeddd
[QUOTE=Mr Affinity;16796224]Use everclear.[/QUOTE]
I would suggest this too but here's the problem.
It'll make the watermelon nearly inedible.
Everclear is the only alcohol I've really drank over the past few years and I still can't stand it if it isn't mixed down properly. I imagine it'd be very very strong in something like this. Enjoy puking your guts up before you can even get wasted.
You'd be best off using absolute shit vodka like skol or dark eyes.
punch a straw size hole in the bottom of the watermelon
Wait is this the thing where you put the melon in the microwave and hump it
OP forgot the cat method.
You have to throw it in a microwave with a metal spoon and some explosives. How could you forget that.
[QUOTE=mike;16795305]so is drinking martinis. and it's a whole lot classier and less gross.[/QUOTE]
these are children. they'd rather eat fermented candy than have a nice snifter of brandy.
[QUOTE=Galenus;16799453]these are children. they'd rather eat fermented candy than have a nice snifter of brandy.[/QUOTE]
I prefer a tumbler of scotch
The Dude abides to this endeavor.
[QUOTE=Thomas849;16807072]The Dude abides to this endeavor.[/QUOTE]
That's just like... your opinion man.
Wouldn't the liquid falling out of the bottle create some sort of vacuum, causing the liquid to stay inside there or come out very slowly? Not sure if that is true or not.
If the ocean was vodka, and I was a duck
I'd swim to the bottom, and drink my way up!
just poke a hole in the top of the vodka bottle
[QUOTE=Detective P;16795075]Waste of a perfectly good melon, I say, it is, a waste indeed.[/QUOTE]
Stop crying nigger. We white people like to ENJOY our melon, not devour it like a hungry pack of apes.
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[QUOTE=hahaha221;16808807]Stop crying nigger. We white people like to ENJOY our melon, not devour it like a hungry pack of apes.[/QUOTE]
Yeah, we just put booze in them. :downs:
Thundermelon
[QUOTE=Ivebo;16796550]I'll bet it'll sho be good
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Eat dat watuhmelon
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Mmhm[/QUOTE]
masta is cummin
