> Stop thinking of sexual aggressions and pull her back up, then start figuring a way out of the cell.
why do you guys want to see pixel rape
wtf
rape
> Rape her, but then become friends.
>Rape
> Shoot in the head, then rape her.
ok guys
no rape
sorry
> Tie her up and lie in wait for any would-be do-gooders trying to rescue her. Of course, hide while lying in wait.
>Skullfuck her eyesockets!
>rape
>rape
>Nurse her back to health, slowly and tenderly, explaining that your deep hangover had caused you to be irrational. Make a daring escape from the boat, heroically placing yourself in danger for her. Escape to a quiet abandoned island, and start a new life. Build a close relationship with her, see to her every need.
Then, one night, when the moon is shining brightly above your heads, have an "impromptu" picnic with coconut milk and lobster you had roasted beforehand. As you dine in your romantic environment, pull a ring you have fashioned from the trigger of your gun out of your pocket, and present it to her. As her eyes tear up, say softly, "Wench.. Will you marry me?"
THEN PUNCH HER IN THE FACE ROLL HER OVER AND RAPE HER IN THE ASS.
>Still leaning towards rape
>Have loving, consensual sex in the missionary position with the lights off on a bed and under the blankets.
[QUOTE=EFG;28629236]>Have loving, consensual sex in the missionary position with the lights off on a bed and under the blankets.[/QUOTE]
>Unwillingy
>rape
>rape
Guide your [b]HOLOGRAPHIC HOMING ROCKET LASER EAGLES[/b] into the side of the ship, making it sink. Go down with the ship into Davy Jones' Locker, Beat the [b]EVERLASTING SHIT[/b] out of him, back in and out again, get that pussy to take you into hell where you pick up a [b]GOLDEN FIDDLE[/b] and strangle the devil into submission five times with the [b]GOLDEN FIDDLE DRAWSTRING[/b] which you obtained by using a clone of yourself to fly into [b]PURGATORY[/b] and [b]WRECK SHIT[/b], then proceed to drag [b]SATAN[/b] by his [b]RIGHT LEG[/b] (the [b]LEFT LEG[/b] just won't do) [b]ALL THE WAY INTO HEAVEN[/b], then proceed to [b]KICK ASSES[/b] until there is a [b]PATHWAY OF ASSES LEADING TO GOD[/b], and then [b]HAVE GOD AND SATAN MUD-WRESTLE TO THE DEATH[/b], after which you should proceed to [highlight]RIP OFF THE HEAD OF WHOEVER WINS, CHOP THE BODY INTO A THOUSAND PIECES AND BURN IT IN THE ETERNAL FIRE OF THE SUN.[/highlight]
And then rape the wench.
stop being a pirate have a family and get a steady job
[QUOTE=CheelsHere;28732206]Guide your [b]HOLOGRAPHIC HOMING ROCKET LASER EAGLES[/b] into the side of the ship, making it sink. Go down with the ship into Davy Jones' Locker, Beat the [b]EVERLASTING SHIT[/b] out of him, back in and out again, get that pussy to take you into hell where you pick up a [b]GOLDEN FIDDLE[/b] and strangle the devil into submission five times with the [b]GOLDEN FIDDLE DRAWSTRING[/b] which you obtained by using a clone of yourself to fly into [b]PURGATORY[/b] and [b]WRECK SHIT[/b], then proceed to drag [b]SATAN[/b] by his [b]RIGHT LEG[/b] (the [b]LEFT LEG[/b] just won't do) [b]ALL THE WAY INTO HEAVEN[/b], then proceed to [b]KICK ASSES[/b] until there is a [b]PATHWAY OF ASSES LEADING TO GOD[/b], and then [b]HAVE GOD AND SATAN MUD-WRESTLE TO THE DEATH[/b], after which you should proceed to [highlight]RIP OFF THE HEAD OF WHOEVER WINS, CHOP THE BODY INTO A THOUSAND PIECES AND BURN IT IN THE ETERNAL FIRE OF THE SUN.[/highlight]
And then rape the wench.[/QUOTE]
remember to save your game first
[QUOTE=jason3232;28741138]remember to save your game first[/QUOTE]
do what he said, he wearing a top hat, he will bribe you
[editline]30th March 2011[/editline]
[QUOTE=CheelsHere;28732206]Guide your [b]HOLOGRAPHIC HOMING ROCKET LASER EAGLES[/b] into the side of the ship, making it sink. Go down with the ship into Davy Jones' Locker, Beat the [b]EVERLASTING SHIT[/b] out of him, back in and out again, get that pussy to take you into hell where you pick up a [b]GOLDEN FIDDLE[/b] and strangle the devil into submission five times with the [b]GOLDEN FIDDLE DRAWSTRING[/b] which you obtained by using a clone of yourself to fly into [b]PURGATORY[/b] and [b]WRECK SHIT[/b], then proceed to drag [b]SATAN[/b] by his [b]RIGHT LEG[/b] (the [b]LEFT LEG[/b] just won't do) [b]ALL THE WAY INTO HEAVEN[/b], then proceed to [b]KICK ASSES[/b] until there is a [b]PATHWAY OF ASSES LEADING TO GOD[/b], and then [b]HAVE GOD AND SATAN MUD-WRESTLE TO THE DEATH[/b], after which you should proceed to [highlight]RIP OFF THE HEAD OF WHOEVER WINS, CHOP THE BODY INTO A THOUSAND PIECES AND BURN IT IN THE ETERNAL FIRE OF THE SUN.[/highlight]
And then rape the wench.[/QUOTE]
hilarious
double post
guys guys its not rape its surprise sex
nice bump.
true, but we'll just stick to rape, it's easier to say and put
Thread music (if it wasn't goddamn obvious):
[media]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3AzpByR3MvI[/media]
[QUOTE=GoDong-DK;29404975]Thread music (if it wasn't goddamn obvious):
[media]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3AzpByR3MvI[/media][/QUOTE]
Don't be so dense, man.
[media]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=s17XDrKuqc4&feature=related[/media]
[QUOTE=eatdembeanz;29406755]Don't be so dense, man.
[media]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=s17XDrKuqc4&feature=related[/media][/QUOTE]
you just couldn't doing that, could you?, thank god for that, you have saved the thread!
[editline]25th April 2011[/editline]
[QUOTE=TheStabbyBunny;28611074]>Nurse her back to health, slowly and tenderly, explaining that your deep hangover had caused you to be irrational. Make a daring escape from the boat, heroically placing yourself in danger for her. Escape to a quiet abandoned island, and start a new life. Build a close relationship with her, see to her every need.
Then, one night, when the moon is shining brightly above your heads, have an "impromptu" picnic with coconut milk and lobster you had roasted beforehand. As you dine in your romantic environment, pull a ring you have fashioned from the trigger of your gun out of your pocket, and present it to her. As her eyes tear up, say softly, "Wench.. Will you marry me?"
THEN PUNCH HER IN THE FACE ROLL HER OVER AND RAPE HER IN THE ASS.[/QUOTE]
wtf is going on in your mind?
guys incase you didn't realise I abandoned this thread because of the rape, let it die.
revive it or else I will [h2]rape you[/h2]
rapes got old now
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