I eat finger food with chopsticks
So I don't get oil and shit on my keyboard
If eating something that requires a fork, I always take a bite and then set the fork down until I'm done chewing. No idea why.
I'm weird and don't eat animal products
[QUOTE='Rain [Amber];38285077']Whenever I eat food, I have to take a bite and chew that on the left side of my mouth, then I'll chew the next bite on the right side of my mouth etc.
Say I have 2 chips left and somebody takes one, I'll get extremely annoyed and have to eat the final chip in 2 halves so one half is chewed on the left and one is chewed on the right. Also the final bite always has to be on the right side because I start on the left and I have to of chewed equal amounts on each side. If somebody offers me one piece of candy and its something that isn't chewy thus meaning I'd have to eat the whole piece on one side of my mouth, I decline, because if I can't finish eating on a symmetrical note I just sit there for a minute staring into nothing uncomfortably.
This applies to any food. SYMMETRY, MOTHAFUCKAS[/QUOTE]
This is dangerously OCD.
I eat buttered toast and iced donuts upside down so I can actually taste the butter/icing
When I eat a banana I squish it into paste onto the palm of my hand and lick it up.
[QUOTE=Shirky;38321072]When I eat a banana I squish it into paste onto the palm of my hand and lick it up.[/QUOTE]
Hey Shirky! You're just as disturbing as ever, I see?
If it's [b]any[/b] sort of food that can melt on its own (i.e. chocolate treats, [b]especially[/b] Recees peanut-butter cups), I always want to eat it cold and solid, instead of warm and soft/mushy, so I put it in the freezer for at least 5 or 10 minutes. If given the choice, I'd [b]never[/b] eat it if it's not at least cold, even if it's during winter.
[QUOTE='Rain [Amber];38285077']Whenever I eat food, I have to take a bite and chew that on the left side of my mouth, then I'll chew the next bite on the right side of my mouth etc.
Say I have 2 chips left and somebody takes one, I'll get extremely annoyed and have to eat the final chip in 2 halves so one half is chewed on the left and one is chewed on the right. Also the final bite always has to be on the right side because I start on the left and I have to of chewed equal amounts on each side. If somebody offers me one piece of candy and its something that isn't chewy thus meaning I'd have to eat the whole piece on one side of my mouth, I decline, because if I can't finish eating on a symmetrical note I just sit there for a minute staring into nothing uncomfortably.
This applies to any food. SYMMETRY, MOTHAFUCKAS[/QUOTE]
i have a strong feeling this is either:
a) not true
or
b) people don't talk to you due to this
I grip my spoons/forks with a fist
If I get a bit of tortilla chips with my burrito I stuff the chips into the burrito. I like the crunchiness and if it's a soggy burrito it gives it a better texture.
Huh. This is a thread, alright. Makes me wonder why I never visited this section before...
Okay, you want weird? I'll give you weird.
Sometimes when my family has Spaghetti with Tomato Sauce we cook up some hot dogs, chop them up, and add them to the sauce. Only if we use Jar Sauce instead of Homemade Sauce, though.
When I was younger sometimes for lunch I'd cut up a hot dog, place it on a slice of white bread (when I got older this became wheat bread instead of white), place a slice of american cheese on top, and place the whole thing in a toaster oven for a minute or two. It was actually quite delicious.
Whenever there's leftover bacon I like to put a few strips in my bagel with cream cheese when I have breakfast. If it's a fresh bagel (as opposed to an old one or one of those mini-bagels that seem to never go stale), all the better.
When we have fresh bagels, sometimes I like to cook up a couple of fried eggs to put in the bagel with cream cheese. Not on the side, but in the bagel itself. Extra tasty points are awarded if I manage to not break the yolk while cooking the egg (a feat I'm getting better at the more I try).
Obviously, I will combine bagel, cream cheese, bacon, and fried eggs on the rare occasions where the planets align and I have all the necessary ingredients (again, having a fresh bagel is key).
Almost every day for lunch I will have a sandwich that composes of three or four slices of Oscar Meyer bologna and two slices of Muenster cheese on pumpernickel. No mayo, no lettuce or tomato, just the bologna and cheese.
When I eat a slice of plain pizza I like to remove the cheese, eat the slice, then eat the cheese. Save the best for last, y'know?
... That's all I can think of for now.
whenever i eat mashed potatoes and corn in the same meal, they have to be mixed together.
i usually break up my solid foods into small sections and eat them one piece at a time. when i was younger, i did this at day care where we got four graham crackers as a snack to make it last longer, but now it's just habit.
I eat hot pockets with knife and a fork
i cut off the fat off of meat & then cut the meat into little pieces
and then I'll eat it.
& with every meal I must put salt & pepper on it first
THEN eat.
I like to mix everything together.
I also enjoy using grape jelly as a condiment, smothering it over mounds of scrapple, hashbrown, steak, and other delectables.
I used to eat jaffa cakes by removing the sponge and eating that first till only the orange jelly is left.
I Never eat the bottom of the banana.
[QUOTE=SiMoN 23259;39412565]I used to eat jaffa cakes by removing the sponge and eating that first till only the orange jelly is left.[/QUOTE]
I used to (and still do) eat the chocolate off the top, then eat the sponge, then eat the orange jelly disk. I nailed it down to an artform.
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The art is in getting each individual part completely gone, lose ten points if there's a flake of chocolate left on the orange.
With Frosted Mini Wheat Cereal, I don't use bowl. Instead, I put one of the pieces in my mouth, take a small sip of water, swoosh it around in my mouth, and eat it.
I can't eat food with water, I don't know why, but I find it damn repulsive. Like, the last taste in your mouth gets diluted and goes straight down your throat. I can't stand it.
I need something with a strong flavor to accompany my meals, whether it be alcohol or soda.
I can't eat any fried chicken flesh that is brown or reddish in colour. I've wasted so much nandos & KFC that way.
Had a similar thing with steak, in that i couldn't eat it if it was slightly red. Then i learned that steak can be eaten raw, and I rarely have a steak that's cooked above rare now.
You have to eat a burger upside-down.
[QUOTE=Instant Mix;39561873]I can't eat any fried chicken flesh that is brown or reddish in colour. I've wasted so much nandos & KFC that way.
Had a similar thing with steak, in that i couldn't eat it if it was slightly red. Then i learned that steak can be eaten raw, and I rarely have a steak that's cooked above rare now.[/QUOTE]
I totally agree. I have a problem eating fried chicken, because it always feels under cooked to me.
I happen to scoop goat cheese (in other words cheese to throw in your salads) straight out of the pot. Or sometimes even straight out of the refrigerator, and squirt whipped cream straight in my mouth.
Pizza with a fork and knife. Don't want the keypad dirty.
When I eat rice I put ketchup on it. Weird combination, also when I buy chicken nuggets from MC D's i eat the breading then the chicken.
I fold pizza slices in half before eating them.
I roll pizza slices up then suck the living fuck out of it so there's no extra sauce/grease/cheese to drip anywhere then I just eat it like fajita.
Come to think of it it probably looks pretty gay.
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