Kid on "America's Got Talent" Goes Through For Flying A Fucking Kite - General

After that audition I bet we will never see him on the show again.

I thought it was pretty neat. [url=http://www.hulu.com/watch/157948/americas-got-talent-simeon-mulders-audition]But I thought this was 10x better.[/url]

[QUOTE=Docc;22837707]Well at least you don't have an old man dressed as Darth Vader dancing like Michael Jackson in the semi finals.. [IMG]http://www.officialantanddec.com/blog/wp-content/uploads/2009/04/darth-jackson.jpg[/IMG][/QUOTE] Source?

[QUOTE=iJeax;22837996]Well many American's have stolen many great Canadian inventions because they didn't have a patent. So don't go blowing your horn too much.[/QUOTE] This man speaks the truth. Not to mention our comedians, actors, actresses, bacon, basketball invention, hockey (including many of it's players), artists and political commentators. :canada:

[QUOTE=Nyaos;22837381]Epilepsy plus fame isn't a great combo... flash photography.[/QUOTE] [img]http://farm4.static.flickr.com/3490/3313119882_0e81642735.jpg[/img]

I will enter America's got talent as a poor kid with assburgers driving my remote control Hummmer. That will show them.

I believe it is harder to fly kites indoors.

[QUOTE=Machk;22838229]This man speaks the truth. Not to mention our comedians, actors, actresses, bacon, basketball invention, hockey (including many of it's players), artists and political commentators. :canada:[/QUOTE] Team Work! :hfive:

was howie almost crying no really was howie honestly almost crying [editline]08:51PM[/editline] I mean LOOK at :45. Is he a man or a mouse?

It was kind of cool but, boring at the same time.

Yeah even though the kid has an illness, that's just ridiculous.

What. The. Fuck. It's prolly hard. Also, what song was being played at the end?

This shit makes it through but the guy who was playing classical music on the turkey baster got kicked out in a flash? Apparently 'Murica don't got talent.

The Audience in this show gives a standing ovation for absolutely fucking everything.

It was heartwarming, he didn't deserve any x's but he didn't need to go through.

They're going to have to kick him off eventually, they're just getting his hopes up.

[QUOTE=k00lwhip;22839282]The Audience in this show gives a standing ovation for absolutely fucking everything.[/QUOTE] Well, generally they only show the people with decent performances so you don't see more than 5% of the shit that actually goes on. Would you rather see all the crappy and uninteresting things or the events that keep you focused on the screen?

This guy is definitely better than that stand up comedian.

He has cerebral palsy

Fuck all those snobby as preppy teenagers in the crowd. The performance was really meh, but all those mocking snide grins on their faces pissed me the fuck off.

Wow OP, it's only the first round, they have to put some dumbasses through or there wouldn't be enough people for the show.

[QUOTE=ss1234;22837380]Talent is talent. Flying a kite may require the smallest degree of it, but his performance was probably filled with heart which is what judges want to see. Forget a guy who juggles elephants, if he's an asshole he won't make it anywhere.[/QUOTE] Bull shit, if you can juggle elephants I don't care if you are an ass. I will watch that act any day with my jaw on the ground.

[QUOTE=Squad;22839983]Bull shit, if you can juggle elephants I don't care if you are an ass. I will watch that act any day with my jaw on the ground.[/QUOTE] Yes... But I think you're missing his point... Also your avatar pisses me off.

This guy is awesome. I mean, he can fly kites [i] indoors[/i], and has some pretty sweet dance moves. I mean, what's there not to love?

[QUOTE=SkinkYEA;22838328]I will enter America's got talent as a poor kid with assburgers driving my remote control Hummmer. That will show them.[/QUOTE] Where'd you get the hummer if you are poor? :v:

I wouldn't watch that for two hours.

I am betting you guys that takes skill, especially to do that smoothly, but yeah I would not watch that for two hours.

Sad story + shitty talent + BAAWWWing voters = instant winner. [QUOTE=Docc;22837707]Well at least you don't have an old man dressed as Darth Vader dancing like Michael Jackson in the semi finals.. [IMG]http://www.officialantanddec.com/blog/wp-content/uploads/2009/04/darth-jackson.jpg[/IMG][/QUOTE] That sounds 10x more awesome than a kid flying a fucking kite.

I didn't watch after the first season, the judge's are absolute morons. The show eventually just turned into singing/dancing.

I'm sure they were pity votes...but is it really gonna hurt to let him advance a few stages? No And it does look somewhat difficult actually