Kid on "America's Got Talent" Goes Through For Flying A Fucking Kite

[ArmyKid93]

[QUOTE=Heroms;22876256]The two best acts ever, no question about it.
[media]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gGSI-KWLCnA[/media][/QUOTE]

When I first saw this act, I thought for sure his accent was fake, and that he was just using it to fool everyone until he actually started his impersonations. [i]That[/i] would've been amazing. Tragically, I was very, very mistaken. :saddowns:

[Mobzor]

OP needs to shut the fuck up.

This IS talent, I'd like to see you try do this inside.

Also I'd much rather watch this than have to go through all the same fucking singing and dancing acts.

[Kevve]

It doesn't matter if it's hard imo. It has to be entertaining.

[Patriarch]

You need wind to fly a kite, so this is quite good, as there is most likely no wind in that studio. Also, the guy can do some intresting stuff with that kite.

[Bad)-(and]

You try flying a kite [I]indoors[/I]

[ping158158]

Obviously, you have never flown a kite indoors - it takes tremendous skill and practice to even keep it aloft, let alone fly to music.

[Razors X Hunter]

There was something about that, that was soothing to watch

[Auster]

[QUOTE=Docc;22837707]Well at least you don't have an old man dressed as Darth Vader dancing like Michael Jackson in the semi finals..

[img]http://www.officialantanddec.com/blog/wp-content/uploads/2009/04/darth-jackson.jpg[/img][/QUOTE]

hes not bullshiting by the way, this guy did actually make it to the semis.

[janky]

Wow, when I was watching the first few seconds, I was like,
"Your talent is flying a kite and your 17? Haha, wow what a wierdo."
And then his mom is all like,
"He has epilepsy."
I was like,
:geno:

[TailsPrower]

Wait how the fuck did he do that indoors?

[FunkyHippo]

For a guy like myself who is an expert at pretending to have epilepsy when getting pulled over by a the police, I can honestly say that this guy has no talent or training in flying kites and pretending to have epilepsy just to win a television contest. What a fucking rookie.

[Jim_Riley]

I suppose the talent comes with the idea that flying a kite can be an art form in itself.

Much like interpretive dancing I suppose :confused:

[FunkyHippo]

[QUOTE=Jim_Riley;22879468]I suppose the talent comes with the idea that flying a kite can be an art form in itself.

Much like interpretive dancing I suppose :confused:[/QUOTE]

Or extreme narcoleptic ironing
[img]http://vershner.co.uk/ns/backup/entertainment/whatsyournamethen_files/extreme_ironing4.jpg[/img]

[Errorproxy]

It touches your heart. :smug:

[titopei]

everyone all nodding their head in approval lol

[orbitrek]

Wow.. That looks easy

[Namo]

[QUOTE=Beetle179;22838098]I thought it was pretty neat.

[url=http://www.hulu.com/watch/157948/americas-got-talent-simeon-mulders-audition]But I thought this was 10x better.[/url][/QUOTE]

The problem is that I felt absolutely no soul or spirit in that.

[Smoot]

I was waiting for someone to X him so when it flashed and stuff he would spazz out.

[Death Giver]

fuckin deep

[Fatality675]

[QUOTE=Steak;22837421]I want that gravity group to win, [b]the white guys with the glowing balls.[/b][/QUOTE]

what?

[yuki]

[IMG]http://i94.photobucket.com/albums/l115/yukisohma19/Untitled.gif[/IMG]
It may take some practice to be able to quickly turn the kite, but it's not really difficult, I actually find it's almost reflexive.

I don't mean to pick on 'the kid with the disorder', but this was more about that he had a disorder than his actual talent.

[Scoooby]

[QUOTE=Perfumly;22837581]The act was pretty cool actually[/QUOTE]

He played around with a damn kite. I thought it was ridiculous, especially that god awful music. Haha, pure pity. It wasn't entertaining, I just felt bad for the kid. And epilepsy isn't comparable to something like down syndrome.

[Meeps]

judges didn't look entertained one bit

[Zero-Point]

[QUOTE=deadshot;22862031]He flies them INDOORS. Have you ever tried flying them without any wind?[/QUOTE]

Have I ever flown a kite [I]specifically designed to fly indoors without wind[/I]? No, can't say that I have.

[Borg184]

Oh god I can't stand that music in that video.

Ever since those ASPCA commercials started running it, I can't hear it and not think about dead kittens.

[shatteredwindow]

I have to say, that is probably actually pretty hard. outside, once you get it up, not so difficult to just stand there and let the wind take it around, but inside, and pulling it around like that without it nosediving, thats pretty hard

[SBD]

Maybe the epilepsy gives him special indoor kite flying powers.

[ROFLBURGER]

The judges were just being nice, if it was some average joe they all would of "X"ed them

[bud389]

Erm, this is an INDOOR kite everyone... Not sure about you guys, but i don't think flying a kite without wind is exactly "easy" by any stretch of the imagination.

[EurofanBMW]

i cud do that