Kid on "America's Got Talent" Goes Through For Flying A Fucking Kite - General

You guys don't understand, it's sophisticated!

i'd say trying to fly a kite without any draft would be somewhat hard so eff u jerkface!!!!

sorry, kite flying isn't a talent imo. still, america's got talent is kinda mean. i know acts are bad and all, but when someone's singing you don't push a button that does the equivalent of a vuvuzela in a fan.

Holy shit, is that the bald guy from the cooking channel?

Well if they "X"ed him he would have had a seizure. Still no reason to get his hopes up only to eliminate him in Las Vegas.

Fucking kites How do the work?

What a crock of shit

omg DID HE FLY KITE WITH NO WIND????? [editline]05:28PM[/editline] Hey Piers Morcunt is on AGT too.

It actually looks hard.

That's fucking stupid.

AMERICA's got talent...no wonder

I love the second most liked comment, [quote]this wouldve been alot more impressive if he did that while having a seizure[/quote]

Why the fuck is the audience standing up?

I agree with OP.... IT'S A FUCKING KITE!!!!! or maybe it is hard.... nah....

This isn't talent.

[QUOTE=Jimpy;22837364]I don't know how to fly kites.[/QUOTE] [video][URL]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TbivvfqH8dU[/URL][/video]

Watch this without sound and you will see how bloody boring it is.

That song really doesn't fit the mood of an Epileptic teenager flying an indoor kite. I feel sorry for his disease, but the judges are pretty stupid to vote this. Some people think that you need to do your talent with passion to get voted, but that isn't really true. People who are in love with singing or dancing can sing or dance horribly but passionately, and they won't get voted. I think the judges really needed to realise this isn't a very special talent. Last time I checked Epilepsy isn't the same as being mentally retarded. If a mentally retarded person came in and flew a kite like that then I'd be more impressed. One final note: That song only touches my heart during the ASPCA commercials.

They seem to be over hyping Epilepsy a bit and I agree with Vandel without music (and even with music) it is a pretty boring act.

I don't care if it's hard. What you need to to that is TRAINING. It's no fucking talent.

[QUOTE=siviz4;22912586]I don't care if it's hard. What you need to to that is TRAINING. It's no fucking talent.[/QUOTE] What's with all the dense posts lately. I would bash but I don't want to spoil the moment. Hey Siviz, take about 5 minutes to think over what you just said. And why is everyone hating on this kid, the performance was good and relaxing. It was something new and original. If he took it up a level and maybe hired more people to do it simultaneously with smaller kites, maybe some cool lighting and what not, I would gladly pay to see that kind of thing.

[QUOTE=Hunterbrute;22841797][media]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MmxvuUq2JHY[/media] For the Darth vader one, such a pro.[/QUOTE] Just want to mail Simon a shirt that says "stuck up cunt" on the front

I thought the lesbian hand whistler getting through was a much bigger sham than this guy.

I think his performance was [i]epileptastic[/i].

Those kind of kites can be difficult to fly. JK sympathy vote.

A point you may want to consider; Some things require a butt-load of talent and practice. Like creating hand crafted models and statues from scrap wood, for instance. This doesn't mean I'd like to watch a middle-aged basement dweller create a finely crafted wooden sword, from scratch, for 3 weeks straight though, does it? My schedule just wouldn't allow it! ... Okay, I lied... But still, I can think of a better way to spend 3 solid weeks! Some talents just aren't right for show, no matter what difficulties may encumber you. That's just a fact.

Kid could be a great breakdancer, all he'd need are strobe lights on the set

[QUOTE=ss1234;22837380]Talent is talent. Flying a kite may require the smallest degree of it, but his performance was probably filled with heart which is what judges want to see. Forget a guy who juggles elephants, if he's an asshole he won't make it anywhere.[/QUOTE] Thats sounds almost ripped of a movie, but it makes sense. But how is he flying a kite without wind? [editline]02:23PM[/editline] [QUOTE=cccritical;22932490]Kid could be a great breakdancer, all he'd need are strobe lights on the set[/QUOTE] gently caress you im not going to heaven anymore

The slow-motion blink the judge does at :47 really makes me want to stab someone.

[QUOTE=LedZeppelin;22936865]The slow-motion blink the judge does at :47 really makes me want to stab someone.[/QUOTE] agreed. It's just stupid as hell.