[QUOTE=Abstrakt;22138114]Hey guys, I just heard of this great technique called "Jelching" I think, and I have just tested this and my dick has grown an astonishing 1 inch in 3 days. Anyone else heard of this?[/QUOTE]
Hoping that it was a reference to my thread :v:
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Isn't this guy 11 or something?
I've seen him post a picture of himself without a shirt.
He's a stick.
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Hey guys, I've been getting these e-mails from mexican doctors, who say they've got pills that can extend my penis TEN inches in a month! Should I send them my money? :unsmith:
[QUOTE=Jorma Kay;22141122]Hey guys, I'm getting these e-mails from mexican doctors, who say they've got pills that can extend my penis TEN inches in a month! Should I send them my money? :unsmith:[/QUOTE]
Don't do it mexicans have some fucked up drugs
I bet if you call in the first hour you get a free wife
[QUOTE=Mexican;22138093]It goes elsewhere for OP and his friend[/QUOTE]
oh god need a zing rating here
Oh shoot, I always held it in until I came, I always came more when I held it in. If it causes groin and bladder problems.. Fffffuuuu-
This thread made me cringe a little.
[QUOTE=Aurora93;22138004]You can hold in semen so as to ejaculate more semen when you do ejaculate.
Also, why are you talking about masturbating IRL with your friend[/QUOTE]
When I was in sixth form I ended up being dragged into masturbation conversations with my female friends :q:
[QUOTE=Optomistic Man;22138086]My kind of thread.[/QUOTE]
Use a rainbow avatar :colbert:
[QUOTE=faolco1;22138113]What is the BEST way to jerk off?[/QUOTE]
With your penis.
It really isn't that weird to talk with your friends about masturbating.
I often take a moist piece of sand-paper and use it to impetuously abrade the inside of my urethra while listening to Cascada. Works like a charm.
optimistic thread
Post pics op.
[QUOTE=NickFury666;22137984]I did this before, and I ended up ejaculating without orgasming and losing my boner.[/QUOTE]
Actually that's sort of normal. You're meant to ejaculate before orgasming.
Where is my dick guys? It ran away and I can't find it.
[QUOTE=z0rz;22141480]This thread made me cringe a little.[/QUOTE]
I'd say the thread title was descriptive enough to give you an idea... Yet you chose to enter.
Go back to fast threads (or the OIFY), if not anyone has already told you!
Sounds like it could be painful, I'm pretty sure this is not good for you.
If it's stuck in the penis, wouldn't it go out with the next time you pee?
[QUOTE=tomoom165;22137962]Ok, so my friend and I were talking about masturbation. (Jacob is his name). So I ask him his techniques. He's like "Well what I do is I hold my dick really tight and wait for it to calm down" So I'm like "Dude I'm pretty sure that's bad"
I don't know if there's anything wrong with jizzing in your dick, I stick with tissues. Help me so I can help him help his kids.
If question is answered, let's talk about dicks.[/QUOTE]
It hurts like hell sometimes, and you will feel your dick all day if you squize it tight.
[QUOTE=God's Pimp Hand;22141928]I often take a moist piece of sand-paper and use it to impetuously abrade the inside of my urethra while listening to Cascada. Works like a charm.[/QUOTE]
WHAT!!!!! am I the only one who saw this post!!!
[QUOTE=Proj3ct_ZeRo;22146430]WHAT!!!!! am I the only one who saw this post!!![/QUOTE]
Do not respond to trolls, report them.
[QUOTE=Optomistic Man;22138278]I can only get my mouth on my head, so I can do much.
Although, I can swallow my children :razz:[/QUOTE]
I hope you're happy, that's practically cannabalism.
But it made me laugh :P
Eh, my friend says he holds it so it shoots more, like from the presure or some shit. He is odd.
Your friend is forming a bullet of solid jizz in his dick. The first girl or guy he has sex with will feel the force of several years of jizz in one blast. They will die.
OP is a troll, has to be.
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