[URL="http://psychcentral.com"]psychcentral.com[/URL] <- Basically, It's like a self-evaluation tool quizzy thing. You don't need to sign-up. (Fucks sake, I sound like a commercial) Take a few and post your results here! :v:
I got Borderline Personality, Severe Depression, Suicidal Behavior, and Anxiety! :)
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Sweet, I'm not autistic.
[quote]You scored a total of 25 [/quote]
[quote]If you scored... Then...
34 & up -- Autism likely
30 - 33 -- Possible autism
0 - 29 -- No autism [/quote]
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Oh damn, apparently I'm mildly to moderately depressed. Bullshit.
[img]http://i.imgur.com/OUT8q.png[/img]
suddenly this turned into some kinky shit
Took the mania quiz...
[quote]You scored a total of [b]66[/b][/quote]
[quote]
You may have...
54 & up Severe mania
36 - 53 Moderate/severe mania
22 - 35 Mild to moderate mania
18 - 21 Borderline mania
10 - 17 Possible mild mania (hypomania)
0 - 9 No mania likely[/quote]
Oh joy
[QUOTE=Psychopath12;32756848]Took the mania quiz...
Oh joy[/QUOTE]
most fitting username of the year award
Took the OCD quiz aaaaaaaaaand...
[quote]You scored a total of 24[/quote]
[quote]12 & up OCD is likely
8 - 11 OCD is probable
0 - 7 OCD is unlikely[/quote]
lol depression one said I show 'some depressive symptoms' which is completely bullshit. I've been unhappy in the past, but I'll tell you what: I'm fucking awesome nowadays. I'm happy, I'm confident, I'm enjoying life, I have great friends, I'm at uni doing a course that interests me and that I enjoy - life is great!
The test is too vague. Yes, my sleeping habits are fucked at the moment, but I'm a uni student! It's to be expected!
I think the schizophrenia quiz is a bit off.
[quote]You scored a total of 97[/quote]
[quote]
14 & up Early schizophrenia
10 - 13 Possibility of early schizophrenia
0 - 9 No schizophrenia
[/quote]
Aw no schizoid test? Fuck it i'm taking the workplace bulllying quiz.
Edited:
I'm taking all these quizzes and sending the results to my parents to freak them out.
I took this skitzo test and quite were closer to very much so i decided not to submit my answers.
Schizophrenia test said something about "believing that other control my thoughts and feelings."
Well, technically they do. I mean the human brain is just one hell of a complicated machine obeying determinism. EVERYTHING that happens effects my thoughts and feelings - even what I eat for dinner.
Of course they didn't mean it like that, though. But still... bad wording.
[release]Based upon your responses to this schizophrenia screening measure, you may have some early signs commonly associated with schizophrenia or a schizophrenia-related disorder[/release]
[b]BATS EVERYWHERE[/b]
[quote]
You scored a total of 4
[/quote]
[quote]
34 & up Autism Likely
30 - 33 Possible Autism
0 - 29 No Autism
[/quote]
I was about to go to sleep, but looks like im gonna be up another hour or two :v:
[QUOTE=sltungle;32756926]lol depression one said I show 'some depressive symptoms' which is completely bullshit. I've been unhappy in the past, but I'll tell you what: I'm fucking awesome nowadays. I'm happy, I'm confident, I'm enjoying life, I have great friends, I'm at uni doing a course that interests me and that I enjoy - life is great!
The test is too vague. Yes, my sleeping habits are fucked at the moment, but I'm a uni student! It's to be expected![/QUOTE]
I love how this has three dumbs. I'm gonna guess the people who have dumb'd it are themselves not very happy people: when I used to be depressed I got pissed off at people being happy because it felt unfair that they were and I wasn't. But hey, now I'm one of those cheery assholes with an awesome life that I used to despise!
[QUOTE=Neat!;32757051][release]Based upon your responses to this schizophrenia screening measure, you may have some early signs commonly associated with schizophrenia or a schizophrenia-related disorder[/release]
[b]BATS EVERYWHERE[/b][/QUOTE]
[media]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=F8gAtTxWhUY[/media]
took the bipolar test and i scored with severe bipolar disorder
fuck yes i win
Great, I'm a crazy sex wizard.
[quote]You scored a total of 56 [/quote]
[quote]8 & up
5 - 7
0 - 4 Sexual addiction is likely
Sexual addiction is possible
Sexual addiction is unlikely [/quote]
[QUOTE=sltungle;32756926]lol depression one said I show 'some depressive symptoms' which is completely bullshit. I've been unhappy in the past, but I'll tell you what: I'm fucking awesome nowadays. I'm happy, I'm confident, I'm enjoying life, I have great friends, I'm at uni doing a course that interests me and that I enjoy - life is great!
The test is too vague. Yes, my sleeping habits are fucked at the moment, but I'm a uni student! It's to be expected![/QUOTE]
Who are you trying to convince?
Me, or you?
Mania quiz results:
[quote]You scored a total of 72[/quote]
Bipolar quiz results:
[quote]You scored a total of 56[/quote]
Aspie/Autism quiz results:
[quote]You scored a total of 23[/quote]
Depression quiz results:
[quote]You scored a total of 74[/quote]
Oh.. I'm not an aspie/autistic, but I have severe depression, bipolar disorder, and severe mania? Wonderful.
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Ooh, more good news.
Schizophrenia quiz:
[quote]You scored a total of 17
Based upon your responses to this schizophrenia screening measure, you appear to have some signs commonly associated with schizophrenia or a schizophrenia-related disorder. Your responses are similar to others who experience symptoms of schizophrenia or a schizophrenia-related disorder. This includes symptoms such as hallucinations and/or delusions, a poverty of speech, and/or emotional "flattening."[/quote]
I'm not sure I believe these quizzes. [img]http://sae.tweek.us/static/images/emoticons/emot-saddowns.gif[/img]
[QUOTE=Kung Fu Jew;32757162]Who are you trying to convince?
Me, or you?[/QUOTE]
Nobody. I'm pointing out a fact. An 18 question test is nowhere near sufficient enough (especially with such vague questions) to determine your state of mind. Why do you think that tests like the Myers-Briggs Type Indicator are so damn long? The human mind is a complicated thing.
[QUOTE=BlackCrow;32757075][media]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=F8gAtTxWhUY[/media][/QUOTE]
[media]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qUvOS2CyLq8[/media]
best quote
[QUOTE=Psychopath12;32756848]Took the mania quiz...
Oh joy[/QUOTE]
well i scored 78.
Here's my bipolar one
[quote]Results of your
Bipolar Quiz
You scored a total of 55 [/quote]
[quote]51 & up
Bipolar disorder
- Serious symptoms
36 - 50
Bipolar disorder
- Moderate to severe symptoms
25 - 35
Bipolar disorder likely
16 - 24
Either a mild bipolar disorder (II) or depressive disorder
10 - 15
Possible depressive disorder
0 - 9
No disorder likely[/quote]
Is it sad that i was still more stable than my previous girlfriend?
My psychiatrist told me i am bipolar, i don't need to be self diagnosed.
I don't need a test to determine if i'm insane or not. The dead hooker in my closet says i'm not.
Any questions?
I don't have anything except mild anxiety.
[quote]You scored a total of 21[/quote]
[quote]12&up OCD is likely
8-11 OCD is probable
0-7 OCD is unlikely[/quote]
Took the Autism/Aspergers test:
[QUOTE]You scored a total of 35
34 & up
30 - 33
0 - 29 Autism likely
Possible autism
No autism[/QUOTE]
I was diagnosed Aspergers, this is just adding fuel to the flame, or is it?
[QUOTE]Results of your
Quick Depression Quiz
You scored a total of 26
20-29 is moderate-severe.
[/QUOTE]
Big fucking surprise. According to the longer one, its worse(severe)
I found myself starting through one of these before I realized that I actually have a psychiatrist and that I'm a fucking idiot
I scored 13
[quote]
34 & up Autism likely
30 - 33 Possible autism
0 - 29 No autism
[/quote]
Apparently I'm moderately bipolar.
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