[QUOTE]You scored a total of 33 [/QUOTE]
[QUOTE]If you scored...
Then...
34 & up Autism likely
30 - 33 Possible Autism
0 - 29 No Autism [/QUOTE]
Well that makes sense.
[QUOTE]Results of your Mania Quiz
You scored a total of 29
54 & up Severe mania
36 - 53 Moderate/severe
22 - 35 mania
18 - 21 Mild to moderate mania
10 - 17 No mania likely
0 - 9[/QUOTE]
lolwut
Hey guys!
Results of your Mania Quiz
You scored a total of 38
36 - 53 - Moderate/severe
Fuck.
[quote]From the information you provided, you appear to be someone who might benefit from psychotherapy from a mental health professional at this time. [/quote]
Wheeee.
[quote]
[b]Internet addiction likely[/b]
Based upon
your responses to this quiz, it appears that the amount of time you're spending online may be causing you significant concerns within your real-world life. People who spend a lot of time online often find that they have difficulty balancing their Internet life with their real-world life (especially if you are new to the Internet).[/quote]
What a surprise
[quote]
Based upon your responses to this depression quiz, you appear to be suffering from a mild to moderate depressive disorder.[/quote]
Nah, I'm probably just being a pussy
The only thing I don't have is an eating disorder.
Wow, those questions are so obvious.
[editline]13th October 2011[/editline]
I'm so sane:
Results of your
Autism / Asperger's Screening Quiz
You scored a total of 14
Aw I don't have any mental disorders :(
50 on Depression (moderately/severely depressed)
22 on Autism (no autism)
42 on Mania (moderate/severe mania, wait what?)
40 on Schizophrenia
I'm a sad individual that suffers under manic episodes, has magic powers, thinks that everyone is jealous because It's so awesome and has a alternate personality that identifies itself with Hitler, wants to enslave the world but is too depressed because both know that they'll never enslave the world.
That's me!
it's like they're happy about it
[img]http://psychcentral.com/images/adhd_serious.gif[/img]
but right above it
[quote]It is highly likely that you are presently suffering from adult attention deficit disorder, according to your responses on this self-report questionnaire. You should not take this as a diagnosis of any sort, or a recommendation for treatment. However, it would be advisable and likely beneficial for you to seek further diagnosis from a trained mental health professional [b]immediately[/b].[/quote]
lovely
[QUOTE=sltungle;32757041]Schizophrenia test said something about "believing that other control my thoughts and feelings."
Well, technically they do. I mean the human brain is just one hell of a complicated machine obeying determinism. EVERYTHING that happens effects my thoughts and feelings - even what I eat for dinner.
Of course they didn't mean it like that, though. But still... bad wording.[/QUOTE]
Determinism is a pretty stupid branch of psychology. Idealism is more reasonable in my opinion, atleast about the psychoanalytical part and about not having a determined destiny. Anything that happens affects everything else in one way or another.
Results of your
Autism / Asperger's Screening Quiz
You scored a total of 28
Anything higher than 29 is possible autism. Damn.
Borderline ADHD (26)
No Anxiety (3)
No Austism (10)
Possible depressive disorder (14)
No Depression (6)
Possible mild mania (10)
Eating disorder is unlikely (1)
OCD is unlikely (6)
No schizophrenia (0)
Seems I'm effectively entirely sane. If you think otherwise, I'll kill you.
[QUOTE=cheesedelux;32762199]Borderline ADHD (26)
No Anxiety (3)
No Austism (10)
Possible depressive disorder (14)
No Depression (6)
Possible mild mania (10)
Eating disorder is unlikely (1)
OCD is unlikely (6)
No schizophrenia (0)
Seems I'm effectively entirely sane. If you think otherwise, I'll kill you.[/QUOTE]
People with autism can often cheat these tests with ease.
[quote=OCD test]Have you worried about acting on an unwanted and senseless urge or impulse, such as physically harming a loved one, pushing a stranger in front of a bus, steering your car into oncoming traffic; inappropriate sexual contact; or poisoning dinner guests?[/quote]
Yes, all of them.
So you're saying a low score means you're autistic and a high score also means you're autistic...
The only winning move is not to test?
[QUOTE=cheesedelux;32762352]So you're saying a low score means you're autistic and a high score also means you're autistic...
The only winning move is not to test?[/QUOTE]
How can you asses a psychiatrist? He knows all the correct answers, so you can interpret everything in any way you want.
Are you addicted to psychic hotlines?
Autism/Aspergers: 9 (30 is possible, 34 is likely)
Sexual Addiction: 1
Self-Esteem: 82 (100 is best)
I feel better about myself after taking these tests, seems that I'm not as fucked up as I sometimes would think I am. :dance:
[editline]asdf[/editline]
[quote]6. I pre-ordered Half Life 2 or downloaded it as soon as it was available from [b]Verve.[/b] [/quote]
Verve?
[QUOTE=AntonFTW;32762954]Autism/Aspergers: 9 (30 is possible, 34 is likely)
Sexual Addiction: 1
Self-Esteem: 82 (100 is best)
I feel better about myself after taking these tests, seems that I'm not as fucked up as I sometimes would think I am. :dance:
[editline]asdf[/editline]
Verve?[/QUOTE]
I guess the correct answer would be No assuming that the questions are correct, but if we assume that Verve is a misspelling then it's a Yes. It's odd, really.
This one is cool:
[url]http://psychcentral.com/personality-patterns/[/url]
[img]http://i52.tinypic.com/34gkaw3.png[/img]
Those are my results by the way.
Looks like I'm an extremely ordinary person.
Somewhat, I'm dissapointed.
Serious ADHD, it got that correct, I do have that.
Mild ADD, it got that wrong, I have serious ADD
But it did get Aspergers right.
:zombie:
And supposedly, i'm not very anxious, but I suffer from moderate to severe Bipolar.
[QUOTE=Chickens!;32763287]This one is cool:
[url]http://psychcentral.com/personality-patterns/[/url]
[img]http://i53.tinypic.com/294m643.png[/img]
Those are my results by the way.[/QUOTE]
Huh interesting, your most dominant category is literally empty for me.
[img]http://i52.tinypic.com/ma861f.png[/img]
Pretty cool.
For those who signed up to psychcentral or whatever should try this one cause it contains much more questions and might actually give half correct results. Also covers general mental health as opposed to one specific thing.
[url]http://www.sanityscore.com/[/url]
It uses the same login so no further registration necessary.
[img]http://dl.dropbox.com/u/19936378/person.png[/img]
i think it's fairly spot on with aesthetic and creative, i'm currently working in a design studio on my placement year studying graphic design :v:
[img]http://dl.dropbox.com/u/22901704/my%20traits.PNG[/img]
what am I meant to take in from this
[img]http://i809.photobucket.com/albums/zz14/fireguy717/FuckyesIdo.png[/img]
[quote]If you scored...
Then...
14 & up Early schizophrenia
10 - 13 Possibility of early schizophrenia
0 - 9 No schizophrenia
You scored a total of [b]18[/b][/quote]
Part of me thinks this is funny, the other part tells me to burn things.
[img]http://i51.tinypic.com/2a6miau.png[/img]
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