When Dumb Fucks Get Weed - A Story of Pure Stupidity

[HumanAbyss]

[QUOTE=Luke510;19170383]ever since my run in with the system, I don't take risks. My shits planned out, always prepared. If a cop pulls me over i'll eat my weed, never hold more than a gram or two unless I gotta bring more or I just re copped. Weed & Pipes are all at home, only smoke in the cuts. No amount of fun is worth being caught up in the system.[/QUOTE]

God damn. I feel sorry for you americans. I wish you could enjoy the freedom of Vancouver cops. Most of them are very flexible on weed, and even the ones that aren't, the laws itself aren't so bad. On 4/20, every year the Art Museum is flooded with about 2000-5000 stoners all giving out and getting free and good weed. In plain sight. No cops care.

[Anubis678]

[QUOTE=Luke510;19170383]ever since my run in with the system, I don't take risks. My shits planned out, always prepared. If a cop pulls me over i'll eat my weed, never hold more than a gram or two unless I gotta bring more or I just re copped. Weed & Pipes are all at home, only smoke in the cuts. No amount of fun is worth being caught up in the system.[/QUOTE]

Ok, true true

[Zeemlapje]

[QUOTE=HumanAbyss;19172813]God damn. I feel sorry for you americans. I wish you could enjoy the freedom of Vancouver cops. Most of them are very flexible on weed, and even the ones that aren't, the laws itself aren't so bad. On 4/20, every year the Art Museum is flooded with about 2000-5000 stoners all giving out and getting free and good weed. In plain sight. No cops care.[/QUOTE]

[media]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XwMhWP5Geak[/media]

[editline]05:58PM[/editline]

ok not 4/20 but probably the same stoners

[MetalToast]

that reminds me of the union when they show 420 in canada and the church nextdoor is holding a bake sale

...clever bastards

[Madcap]

I walk in my town with a joint, only beacuse there are hardly police around, never had any trouble. There is a differnce between being paranoid and careful.

[Pepin]

[QUOTE=kizza55;19163575]While I may appear sketched out, I have been told many times that I am great fun to smoke with. Perhaps my sketchiness comes from the response to drugs in my hometown. Pigs here have nothing better to do than catch stoners.[/QUOTE]

Cops are just doing their job. Some may have their own personal agenda, but when it comes down to it, if you do something illegal and get caught you should realize the consequences.

[vachon644]

[QUOTE=Pepin;19190193]if you do something illegal and get caught you should realize the consequences.[/QUOTE]

It's a shame that some immoral things are legal and that many moral things are illegal though.

[ORGLAR]

dude if it was that skunky you should've bought it off them :dance:

[editline]07:50AM[/editline]

or (i wouldnt do this personally) threatened to snitch if they didnt hand it over if you're a lot more morally flexible

[vachon644]

You should've got "mad" and yelled : "HAND ME THIS!". Then got hold of the stuff, throw it in the garbage, shoo the kids away looking mad and threaten them a little and then open up the garbages and stash the stuff.

[sp]Only after hitting it just outside the theater you realize it has a weird taste and fall on your ass tripping on 40x salvia. [/sp]

[broo20]

[QUOTE=Anubis678;19162822]There is A LOT wrong with this post.

1. No, most people [b]don't[/b] care
2. I already have 5 senses, and none of them have anything to do with marijuana[/QUOTE]

Yes well I am like the Daredevil, I lost my sight so now I can detect weed from a mile away.

[jonashappy]

[QUOTE=vachon644;19227712]You should've got "mad" and yelled : "HAND ME THIS!". Then got hold of the stuff, throw it in the garbage, shoo the kids away looking mad and threaten them a little and then open up the garbages and stash the stuff.

[sp]Only after hitting it just outside the theater you realize it has a weird taste and fall on your ass tripping on 40x salvia. [/sp][/QUOTE]

If you cant tell the difference between salvia extract and weed, thats pretty sad, but this would be pretty funny.

[vachon644]

[QUOTE=jonashappy;19233314]If you cant tell the difference between salvia extract and weed, thats pretty sad, but this would be pretty funny.[/QUOTE]

I was actually joking and yes, I've seen salvia extracts many times.

[Punjon]

I just had a mental scene play out of a guy accidentally taking a huge rip of salvia while he's on the steps at the back of the movie theater. HE holds the smoke for a second, then starts stumbling down the stairs and falls hahah.

[kizza55]

[QUOTE=Pepin;19190193]Cops are just doing their job. Some may have their own personal agenda, but when it comes down to it, if you do something illegal and get caught you should realize the consequences.[/QUOTE]

I understand this fully, hence why I am not "sketched out", merely careful as to where I smoke.