So I'm sitting out in the cold, with no shoes on, locked out of my flat
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Pour the coke on your feet
not girl feet 3/10
Find the nearest gas station.
that pic of the feet gave me a massive boner. would u mind posting more feet.? i have a huge fetish and im hungry for some real feet pics not fake ones
[QUOTE=borisvdb;41830331]Find the nearest gas station.[/QUOTE]
Then? When do the feet come into play?
Would you kindly slap some vaseline on those toes and rub them in just a tad bit so that you can only see a small glisten in the moon light on them?
Alternatively, OP, you might shave your head and use your hair as a means of warming your feet. Ya know, if you don't want to hurt the fox.
How cold is it? If it's just a little chilly, ha. But if it's ball-freezing icy cold, STAY AWAKE. You'll freeze to death otherwise.
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Seriously, keep that in mind.
Woah, woah, woah guys. My feet can't handle all this exposure! They're getting shy.
Well, I feel freezing, but supposedly it's 13 degrees c, and my breath isn't steamy, so I guess I'm pretty safe.
[QUOTE='[CWG]RustySpannerz;41830388']Well, I feel freezing, but supposedly it's 13 degrees c, and my breath isn't steamy, so I guess I'm pretty safe.[/QUOTE]
Oh good. I went hiking last weekend at night and it was -2c. After 30km I passed out in a paddock and my buddy dragged me into a barn half a km away :v:
[QUOTE='[CWG]RustySpannerz;41830371']Woah, woah, woah guys. My feet can't handle all this exposure! They're getting shy.[/QUOTE]
I know it's tough, but don't cave in and do something drastic like put socks or something on, that'll only make things worse.
[QUOTE=Winner;41830384]Shave your head and make little hats for your toes please[/QUOTE]
Hey! That was my idea!
Anything close to you that you can wrap your feet up in? If not, take off your shirt and wrap your feet with it. And if you want to be able to walk, take off your underwear and use that to make your second sock.
[QUOTE=The Maestro;41830400]Hey! That was my idea![/QUOTE]
I was thinking the same thing. Wow, small world.
[QUOTE='[CWG]RustySpannerz;41830388']Well, I feel freezing, but supposedly it's 13 degrees c, and my breath isn't steamy, so I guess I'm pretty safe.[/QUOTE]
nobody cares post ur freezing feet u frosty fellow
Can't you just ring at any flatnumber and enter the building?
[QUOTE='[CWG]RustySpannerz;41830388']Well, I feel freezing, but supposedly it's 13 degrees c, and my breath isn't steamy, so I guess I'm pretty safe.[/QUOTE]
Also don't down your coke all at once. If you're cold you'll need some hydration but the coke will make you lose body heat. Eating slowly will get those mouth muscles moving and your stomach in action so you'll warm up.
Practical tips from a Scout.
Yeah, but the people I did ring didn't answer and the other people I didn't want to ring because they'll hate me, remember at 3:44 am everyone is in bed.?
[QUOTE=Winner;41830518]Really disappointed in the lack of pictures from the OP[/QUOTE]
yeah my wieners gone soft
Where are the feet pics
At least you got a pizza out of the ordeal.
[QUOTE='[CWG]RustySpannerz;41830477']Yeah, but the people I did ring didn't answer and the other people I didn't want to ring because they'll hate me, remember at 3:44 am everyone is in bed.?[/QUOTE]
Still there is a chance that people might open it, I'd rather piss some people off instead of freezing outside. I would open for a person if they were in the same position as you.
Listen to this song because whenever I'm in a bad situation I do, and it makes it way better.
[video=youtube;l38YXrGJxx0]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=l38YXrGJxx0[/video]
You must go to this "takeaway" place and be hired as an espionage delivery boy. Get an empty box of food and a soda and go back to the building. Then, you must buzz a random number. If that one doesn't work, try another till someone comes down. Then, you must ask if they are you at which point they will reply with "no". This is the signal to ask then which number your room is and thus, get back in.
Just ring everyone until you get in, don't worry about them hating you. Would you rather sit outside in the cold or have someone dislike you for a bit?
[QUOTE=junker154;41830582]Still there is a chance that people might open it, I'd rather piss some people off instead of freezing outside. I would open for a person if they were in the same position as you.[/QUOTE]
It happened once before and this drunk guy rang all of the buzzers for about half an hour and no one let him in, eventually he got in, but then he just lay outside his door for a few hours.
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Thanks for all the advice, here's a reward:
[T]http://i.imgur.com/U9jiTMk.jpg[/T]
[QUOTE='[CWG]RustySpannerz;41830657']It happened once before and this drunk guy rang all of the buzzers for about half an hour and no one let him in, eventually he got in, but then he just lay outside his door for a few hours.
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Thanks for all the advice, here's a reward:
[T]http://i.imgur.com/U9jiTMk.jpg[/T][/QUOTE]
haha woah,thanks. i really mean it. i really appreciate the picture. thanks for posting it. i hope you get inside soon.
also thanks again for the picture of the feet. i really do appreciate it.
Hey wait.
How the hell was the original guy supposed to get in if the door is locked?
OP, you really didn't think this through did you?
Just Ring everyone, who gives a fuck if you wake them up
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