• So I'm sitting out in the cold, with no shoes on, locked out of my flat
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im sure they wont mind if they see that ur feet are all exposed and just hanging out for all the guys to ogle at
[QUOTE=LuaChobo;41830769]op where are you il come help just dont do anything to your feet :)[/QUOTE] Yes OP let the person with "IT WAS RAPE" in his title come and help you
YES!!! The woman who lives above me is drying her hair! Salvation is coming!
[QUOTE=Mikesword221;41830723]Hey wait. How the hell was the original guy supposed to get in if the door is locked? OP, you really didn't think this through did you?[/QUOTE] Who's "the original guy"?
I think he means the pizza guy, in which case, he would buzz me, and I would let him in.
We already saved someone from being trapped in a closet, getting you into your apartment building can't be that difficult. Are there any bricks or bottles near you?
Link to the thread about someone getting trapped in the closet?
Have you tried calling your parents? so you can stay at their house for the night?
Safe and sound in their own bed, at only 5:26 am. Nice [T]http://i.imgur.com/A0SAhi1.jpg[/T] In the end it was a pilot who let me in. So either the woman from upstairs was with a pilot last night, or she no longer lives there, or she is no longer a she. [editline]14th August 2013[/editline] [QUOTE=robotman5;41831228]Have you tried calling your parents? so you can stay at their house for the night?[/QUOTE] Nah, they live hundreds of miles away on an island. No way I was staying there. Also that's where my two flatmates are now, with their keys. Any other week and I would have been fine. But no...
thanks for another feet pic. keep them coming!
fuckin weirdo's
Glad to know you made it back inside, Rusty. As for everything else that went on in this thread, some things are better left unspoken. :suicide:
I'm so glad that your feet are safe and sound.
OP, you still there?. OP? OP?
Dude, being out in the cold at night isn't fun when you're not drunk, high or otherwise preoccupied with friends. Glad you're safe :v:
[QUOTE='[CWG]RustySpannerz;41831247']Safe and sound in their own bed, at only 5:26 am. Nice [T]http://i.imgur.com/A0SAhi1.jpg[/T].[/QUOTE] are those two giant balloonicorns
Guy posting about being locked outside and cold, mentions feet and suddenly his feet are celebs of facepunch. Only on facepunch.
Obviously... His feet wouldn't be celebs of facepunch if he was posting this on reddit
Feet pictures? Wow you guys are weird... So, op... any dick pics you can share?
I don't know what your problem is guys, but I'm masturbating furiously here
I request an answer to why you have those balloonicorns? What do they do for you? or what do you do to them?..
ARG confirmed
Well, about the Balloonicorns. I only have one, the other one is a reflection in the mirror. But it keeps me company on cold, lonely nights INSIDE the flat.
[QUOTE='[CWG]RustySpannerz;41832721']Well, about the Balloonicorns. I only have one, the other one is a reflection in the mirror. But it keeps me company on cold, lonely nights INSIDE the flat.[/QUOTE] holy fuck i just noticed that was a closet mirror my whole life has been a lie
[QUOTE=Dissolution;41832736]holy fuck i just noticed that was a closet mirror my whole life has been a lie[/QUOTE] Actually just half of it but ok
What kind of pizza did you order and was it good?
It was actually not a pizza, I'm not sure if other countries have this, but it was a Munchy Box. So it comes with a whole load of Indian starters, Chicken Pakora, Vegetable Pakora and then Potato Fritters, chips, strips of Donner Kebab meats, sauce and salad. It's pretty much amazing. But I waited for about 20 minutes before eating it because I was worrying and buzzing peoples doors. When I ate it I had most of the Donner meat, a few chips and a couple of chicken pakoras. I was full so I left it a bit, then I had a cold potato fritter. Wow, never have I had anything so awful. So I chucked the whole thing in the bin, a move I now regret because that would have made an excellent breakfast. [editline]14th August 2013[/editline] Also, that's my 2000th post.
Where would you go take a dump after that heavy meal, now that you're locked out?
How are you guys getting boners over his feet? "Help, I'm locked outside" "Post pics of your feet ;)"
[QUOTE=Cypher_09;41833397]How are you guys getting boners over his feet? "Help, I'm locked outside" "Post pics of your feet ;)"[/QUOTE] I guess there are more people on FP with a foot fetish than you thought.
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