So I'm sitting out in the cold, with no shoes on, locked out of my flat
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[QUOTE=isnipeu;41833702]I guess there are more people on FP with a foot fetish than you thought.[/QUOTE]
A hell of a lot more than I thought
OP, with feet like these I'd let you in my house any day. :v:
hey op where do u live ;)))
maybe we could
take some feet pics 2gethr eh
oh wait you live in a flat sorry i dont like COMMONER FEET
[QUOTE=Agoat;41830158]put your feet in the fox, too[/QUOTE]
That's not nice.
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unless...
can somebody give this man a title about cold feets
Cut open your Tauntaun and use it to keep yourself alive through the night.
This was a lot more interesting than that one guy who got locked in his closet.
How many people on Facepunch actually got locked in/out? :v:
OP died out in the cold. Why didn't you help him?
[QUOTE='[CWG]RustySpannerz;41833033']It was actually not a pizza, I'm not sure if other countries have this, but it was a Munchy Box. So it comes with a whole load of Indian starters, Chicken Pakora, Vegetable Pakora and then Potato Fritters, chips, strips of Donner Kebab meats, sauce and salad. It's pretty much amazing. But I waited for about 20 minutes before eating it because I was worrying and buzzing peoples doors. When I ate it I had most of the Donner meat, a few chips and a couple of chicken pakoras. I was full so I left it a bit, then I had a cold potato fritter. Wow, never have I had anything so awful. So I chucked the whole thing in the bin, a move I now regret because that would have made an excellent breakfast.
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Also, that's my 2000th post.[/QUOTE]
you live in scotland?
where the hell did you get munchy box from i need the name and number of the establishment asap.
Where does one even get a giant Balloonicorn?
[QUOTE=smithy285;41836443]Where does one even get a giant Balloonicorn?[/QUOTE]
The internet
[QUOTE=codenamecueball;41836408]you live in scotland?
where the hell did you get munchy box from i need the name and number of the establishment asap.[/QUOTE]
I live in Glasgow. And you can get a munchy box on every street corner in Glasgow.
And I got my Balloonicorn from the Valve store. It's always a talking point when people come into my room. I think my flatmates think it's some sort of sex toy.
-oh christ I didn't realize I was that drunk-
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How many people on Facepunch actually got locked in/out? :v:[/QUOTE]
i got locked out of my house from my ex.
she was one crazy bitch
[QUOTE=smithy285;41836443]Where does one even get a giant Balloonicorn?[/QUOTE]
Valve Store.
[QUOTE=SlightReturn;41836204]This was a lot more interesting than that one guy who got locked in his closet.
How many people on Facepunch actually got locked in/out? :v:[/QUOTE]
I got locked out of my house the other week, i just climbed in through a window.
I got locked out of my house once when I was 17 and by accident I broke down my front door. I had a really flimsy victorian door but that wasn't a good enough excuse for my parents.
[QUOTE='[CWG]RustySpannerz;41830388']Well, I feel freezing, but supposedly it's 13 degrees c, and my breath isn't steamy, so I guess I'm pretty safe.[/QUOTE]
Are you still locked out? Goddamn, save your phone's battery power.
No never mind, I was reading the new posts. Too lazy to snip.
This is why having a coded padlock on the garage door (that leads into the house) is a genius idea .
OFC if you live in a block of flats this won't work.
[QUOTE=ozzypozzy;41851382]This is why having a coded padlock on the garage door (that leads into the house) is a genius idea .
OFC if you live in a block of flats this won't work.[/QUOTE]
No but I'm considering sewing a set of keys into my flesh so that I never have to relive this nightmare.
[QUOTE='[CWG]RustySpannerz;41854177']No but I'm considering sewing a set of keys into my flesh so that I never have to relive this nightmare.[/QUOTE]
make sure that they are not rusty
[QUOTE='[CWG]RustySpannerz;41854177']No but I'm considering sewing a set of keys into my flesh so that I never have to relive this nightmare.[/QUOTE]
Maybe just a keyring?
[QUOTE=codenamecueball;41836408]you live in scotland?
where the hell did you get munchy box from i need the name and number of the establishment asap.[/QUOTE]
i think the crazier thing is he was outside in the dark in scotland
op are you in glasgow
[QUOTE=ozzypozzy;41880939]Maybe just a keyring?[/QUOTE]
Just pierce your ear with a keyring, if someone asks, just say you think it makes you look like a pirate.
[QUOTE=BRS;41855159]make sure that they are not rusty[/QUOTE]
Imagine how annoying it would get if you were carrying rust keys around with you and everyone knew about it
[QUOTE=Zeke129;41886266]Imagine how annoying it would get if you were carrying rust keys around with you and everyone knew about it[/QUOTE]
people send you mail for them.
which is why you never say you have rust keys
Could we still get a few pics of your feet now that they are warm and cosy? :)
Get a bonfire up so the monsters won't get you.
Wow, this is still going? What... did he lock himself out again?
[QUOTE=Daemon White;41893966]Wow, this is still going? What... did he lock himself out again?[/QUOTE]
he passed away due to hypothermia
[QUOTE=Daemon White;41893966]Wow, this is still going? What... did he lock himself out again?[/QUOTE]He locked himself in now.
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